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# LOok at that!
when i was on an install at some company at work this was one of the programmers keyboards! normal key config give her RSI! just us all at the office a fucking good laugh!!


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(kfc_frenzy last had a crap on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# You lot all need to get out more. Or some.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Get him Captain!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# While I'm in a bad mood
people should make the most of it. Point me in the direction of your exes, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Calm your angry mood...
...stroke the hamster.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# there!
*points captain at mirror*
*enjoys perfectly symmetrical violence*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# That would be a Taxi Driver moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# it's like watching
2 leelas fighting, isn't it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# this was my exact motivation
/ordered Bender's Big Score yesterday blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# bugger
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# What do you charge for this service?
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# some what though
keyboard loving or actual sex?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Getting out.
OUT.

I didn't say they should have sex, they might breed. And then some poor fuckers on a website in 2030 would have to go through all this again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# oh noes
imagine that.

anyway tea?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Vodka?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# winnar
*pours vodka out*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# That's a dvorak keyboard layout, which supposedly gives faster typing speeds than qwerty.
I fail to see the mirth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# dvorak!
there's a dvorak piece on the witches of eastwick, i love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ^this
Although if you use one, you really *are* a bit of a poncy look-at-meee type.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *shrug*
I suppose possibly, if you are doing it to be different. If you learn to use it fairly early on before touchtyping with qwerty, it seems fairly sensible though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# with
the flipped keys as standard?

keyboard i got a few years ago (may be this one) from school was "broken" because two of the keys didn't give the right letters, so the IT tech gave it to me cos i'd had a spillage incident.

turns out some little shit had just swapped the d and g keys, i was well pleased
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# MASSIVE LOL
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Wierdy programmers.
I bet she's got several cats, and collects old newspapers.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# psst
real photo (insert day) is shit
give it up

anyway welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Okey doke.
Fair enough etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# your exclamation points anger me
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# If I was at home, I would take a photo of my keyboard
The setup is still qwerty, but basically only the space bar, and the letter y seem to be in the right place.

I did a lucky dip to choose a lot of the placement :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# the keyboard on my other laptop looks like that, its DVORAK
its a faster typing system, i would use it except in exams i have to type in qwerty and getting used to it again fucks with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *Hits your eye with the moon*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hahahaha
Fuck Sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# hahahaha fffffS
gags on the horror of this spang Spang spang 10000000 times you!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# This is my keyboard. I had to break down 3 to make it.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# laughed 'til I was sick a little bit
bravo.
bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)