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# Please help
I haven't recently split up with my girlfriend nor suffered any sort of loss whatsoever.

However I did twist my ankle this morning and spend 5 mins extra stuck in traffic, and subsequently I would like to be showered with best wishes, support, motivation and offers of sex shallowly disguised as beer.

It would just really make my day, 'tis all.

TIA

/coat, flameproof
(pootermunky unlurked on, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Pretend I'm a woman
mwah
xx
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:12, archived)
# I won't say it
cos you're from Cheltenham and your dad probably works for GCHQ.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:13, archived)
# I'm from there too.
Dammit, that's scary.

wtf is GCHQ? A mens magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)
# .
Glass Cock Head Quaters!
(Pickled_Herring, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)
# General command Head Quarters
I think. They work in a big donut outside Cheltenham and listen to things.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:20, archived)
# .
And all the people there are daft twats, i hate 'em.
(Pickled_Herring, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)
# No no no no
you're just imagining things..... ;)
(allergic to curry, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Government Communications Headquaters
Signals intelligence, bugging, crypto work.
Our version of the NSA, but without the shades.

If you don't know that you obviously are not as paranoid as you should be (digs out tinfoil hat...)
(much_too_much_much_too_jung, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Aha !
I am NOT from Cheltenham. I am from the nearby scumpit known as Gloucester.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
thats where all the sheep shaggers come from!

*blows rasberry then runs away cackling like a demented herring*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:20, archived)
# .
Oi!

I'm not demented.... Honest


blarrghh!
(Pickled_Herring, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)
# no, mate
that's Hereford. (nearer wales, and more cider around - thus, increased frequency of inter species human / ovine copulation
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Come see us freaks for yourselves!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:27, archived)
# wooo
I used to live in Longlevens...
and went to school in Cheltenham...
and probably you were the kid who beat me up that time. er...
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Come back for
the bash! ^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:29, archived)
# damn
might have been tempted, but that's a busy weekend...

okay, next b3ta bash I will have to show my face.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:31, archived)
# No
you come along.

I used to live in Longlevens ages ago. I would never have bullied you, I was a peaceful child.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:34, archived)
# ooh
this was 1984-1988.

behold
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:43, archived)
# I went to Longlevens infants and the junior school until year 3
where I moved to Quedgeley for year 3 and 4 (Fieldcourt junior) then went to Crypt - (about 86-93 )?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Shame!
The Gloucester B3ta lads go out most weekends... just give us a shout if you're ever around. Otherwise, we'll see you next time!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:34, archived)
# damn
okay
soon

soon I'll make a return to my roots.
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Talk to a hairdresser
about that. Not us!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:49, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Heee
heheheahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! I love these!
(smoothie, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)
# yay!
this finally got FP'd

and about time too!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 13:01, archived)
# I know EXACTLY how you feel
in regards to the no-girlfriend situation that is
(Kimbo, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Oh no..
I do have a girlfriend.

She just won't go away!
(pootermunky unlurked on, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)
# At this rate we should start
up B3ta dating.

B3ta chicks are fit. FACT. So, at least us blokes could be happy. :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Therein lies the problem.
All us blokes ming!
Cept me, I mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:17, archived)
# I went through a stage of saying
"Ming Mang Monger"

And couldn't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# It's called
behavioural disorder...
(Mattyboy, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Okay, I reposted this earlier, but it was in the spazz
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# speak for yourself
i ming
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Don't feel down...
I'll av ya.

/runs ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:46, archived)
# I don't feel down.
I feel feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)
# I feel
scared! :op
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:52, archived)
# they are almost always all
with significant others.
It would just lead to disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)
# You speak
the truth and nothing less. Shame really.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Defeatist
nonsense. Flibz has personals now *altogether OooooOOoooooh*
(allergic to curry, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:33, archived)
# some of us are lucky enuf to
have a b3ta girly.
rah for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:49, archived)
# I love you.
You be am greatest.
ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:14, archived)
# yes
thanks
(pootermunky unlurked on, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)
# hmmm
my nail broke this morning. please send me all your support (financial, feline or other)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:14, archived)
# meow
(Jackie Treehorn, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:20, archived)
# thank
you
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:23, archived)
# i got beaten up the other night
live with it

/feeling very, very, very, very rough.
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)
# big kisses for you then -
we wouldn't hug you tho - incase we hurt your arm. Chin up...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# i'll hug his legs then
*hug
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)
# i've hurt my ankle too
i share your pain
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:17, archived)
# How about offers of sex
shallowly disguised as beer?
(smoothie, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:17, archived)
# still waiting
pint glass in hand
(pootermunky unlurked on, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:19, archived)
# A pint is quite a lot...
... wouldn't you be better asking for shots?
(I helped save b3ta! technical itch, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:46, archived)
# sympathy
pooter monkey!

My most heartfelt of sympathies go out to you. I also suffered an ankle injury last year. I was trying to qualify for "SAS: Are you tough enough?" and took a fall breaking my ankle. In spite of giving many interviews while hobbling off the hill on what transpired to be a BROKEN ankle the bastards didn't think to give me a second of air time on the series. I am still gutted about that.

I therefore understand the hell of ankle injuries and as I sayoffer you my heartfelt sympathy.

Hobble strong good monkey!

TDJ
(tdavidj, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Well I have
just split with my bf, so I'm saving all my sympathy for myself. Best wishes though!
(Girlie5, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:32, archived)