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Please help

I haven't recently split up with my girlfriend nor suffered any sort of loss whatsoever.

However I did twist my ankle this morning and spend 5 mins extra stuck in traffic, and subsequently I would like to be showered with best wishes, support, motivation and offers of sex shallowly disguised as beer.

It would just really make my day, 'tis all.

TIA

/coat, flameproof

(pootermunky unlurked on, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:11, archived)

Pretend I'm a woman

mwah
xx

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:12, archived)

I won't say it

cos you're from Cheltenham and your dad probably works for GCHQ.

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crouchingbadger, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:13, archived)

I'm from there too.

Dammit, that's scary.

wtf is GCHQ? A mens magazine?

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Hugo Rune, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)

Glass Cock Head Quaters!

(Pickled_Herring, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)

General command Head Quarters

I think. They work in a big donut outside Cheltenham and listen to things.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:20, archived)

And all the people there are daft twats, i hate 'em.

(Pickled_Herring, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)

No no no no

you're just imagining things..... ;)

(allergic to curry, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)

Government Communications Headquaters

Signals intelligence, bugging, crypto work.
Our version of the NSA, but without the shades.

If you don't know that you obviously are not as paranoid as you should be (digs out tinfoil hat...)

(much_too_much_much_too_jung, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)

Aha !

I am NOT from Cheltenham. I am from the nearby scumpit known as Gloucester.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)

hahahahaha

thats where all the sheep shaggers come from!

*blows rasberry then runs away cackling like a demented herring*

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Hugo Rune, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:20, archived)

Oi!

I'm not demented.... Honest

blarrghh!

(Pickled_Herring, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)

no, mate

that's Hereford. (nearer wales, and more cider around - thus, increased frequency of inter species human / ovine copulation

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Monkeyboy, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:25, archived)

Come see us freaks for yourselves!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:27, archived)

wooo

I used to live in Longlevens...
and went to school in Cheltenham...
and probably you were the kid who beat me up that time. er...

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crouchingbadger, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:27, archived)

Come back for

the bash! ^^^^^

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:29, archived)

damn

might have been tempted, but that's a busy weekend...

okay, next b3ta bash I will have to show my face.

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crouchingbadger, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:31, archived)

you come along.

I used to live in Longlevens ages ago. I would never have bullied you, I was a peaceful child.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:34, archived)

ooh

this was 1984-1988.

behold

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crouchingbadger, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:43, archived)

I went to Longlevens infants and the junior school until year 3

where I moved to Quedgeley for year 3 and 4 (Fieldcourt junior) then went to Crypt - (about 86-93 )?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)

Shame!

The Gloucester B3ta lads go out most weekends... just give us a shout if you're ever around. Otherwise, we'll see you next time!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:34, archived)

damn

okay
soon

soon I'll make a return to my roots.
or something.

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crouchingbadger, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:44, archived)

Talk to a hairdresser

about that. Not us!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:49, archived)

hmmm

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Pootle, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:12, archived)

Heee

heheheahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! I love these!

(smoothie, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)

yay!

this finally got FP'd

and about time too!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 13:01, archived)

I know EXACTLY how you feel

in regards to the no-girlfriend situation that is

(Kimbo, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:13, archived)

Oh no..

I do have a girlfriend.

She just won't go away!

(pootermunky unlurked on, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)

At this rate we should start

up B3ta dating.

B3ta chicks are fit. FACT. So, at least us blokes could be happy. :o)

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)

Therein lies the problem.

All us blokes ming!
Cept me, I mong.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:17, archived)

I went through a stage of saying

"Ming Mang Monger"

And couldn't stop.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)

It's called

behavioural disorder...

(Mattyboy, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:20, archived)

Okay, I reposted this earlier, but it was in the spazz

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)

speak for yourself

i ming

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butchbint, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:32, archived)

Don't feel down...

I'll av ya.

/runs ;o)

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:46, archived)

I don't feel down.

I feel feathers.

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butchbint, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)

I feel

scared! :op

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:52, archived)

they are almost always all

with significant others.
It would just lead to disappointment.

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Pootle, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)

You speak

the truth and nothing less. Shame really.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:32, archived)

Defeatist

nonsense. Flibz has personals now *altogether OooooOOoooooh*

(allergic to curry, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:33, archived)

some of us are lucky enuf to

have a b3ta girly.
rah for that!

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Hugo Rune, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:49, archived)

I love you.

You be am greatest.
ok?

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Hugo Rune, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:14, archived)

yes

thanks

(pootermunky unlurked on, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)

hmmm

my nail broke this morning. please send me all your support (financial, feline or other)

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butchbint, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:14, archived)

meow

(Jackie Treehorn, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:20, archived)

thank

you

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butchbint, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:23, archived)

i got beaten up the other night

live with it

/feeling very, very, very, very rough.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)

big kisses for you then -

we wouldn't hug you tho - incase we hurt your arm. Chin up...

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pep, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)

i'll hug his legs then

*hug

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Staticgirl, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)

i've hurt my ankle too

i share your pain

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new_matt, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:17, archived)

How about offers of sex

shallowly disguised as beer?

(smoothie, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:17, archived)

still waiting

pint glass in hand

(pootermunky unlurked on, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:19, archived)

A pint is quite a lot...

... wouldn't you be better asking for shots?

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technical itch, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:46, archived)

sympathy

pooter monkey!

My most heartfelt of sympathies go out to you. I also suffered an ankle injury last year. I was trying to qualify for "SAS: Are you tough enough?" and took a fall breaking my ankle. In spite of giving many interviews while hobbling off the hill on what transpired to be a BROKEN ankle the bastards didn't think to give me a second of air time on the series. I am still gutted about that.

I therefore understand the hell of ankle injuries and as I sayoffer you my heartfelt sympathy.

Hobble strong good monkey!

TDJ

(tdavidj, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)

Well I have

just split with my bf, so I'm saving all my sympathy for myself. Best wishes though!

(Girlie5, Thu 20 Feb 2003, 12:32, archived)