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# not all food prices have been going up...
but they still get you in other ways.

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)
# FEMPTOCHEDDARS
this is fucking awesome. The way it develops... oh man, I'm crying with laughter at this.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)
# get a job in electronics
you'll be laughing all day, every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Until your inevitable mental breakdown.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# yeah, we don't talk about what I do for a living though
not today anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# born down in a dead man's town
first kick i took was when i hit the ground
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# someone must take the pee
Its femto me old japan

atto boy!
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
I want some fempto cheddars right now

*stamps feet*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)
# mmm
fempto cheddars...
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# the problem with them is you end up inhaling them instead of eating them
then end up with a severe respiratory infection
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# mmm
severe respiratory infection...
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Cheese flavoured.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# a colleague bought me a pack of cheddars today
proper fullsize ones
i ate the whole packet in about 20 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)
# how many can you fit in your mouth at once?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# 3 colleagues
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)
# is that
an imperial unit?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)
# 3 stormtroopers?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# mind the scifi piss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# aha, I'm so glad I'm probably dorming with you in Londres
we can pass pleasant conversation while Captain Wow tries to turn you..

seriously, lookin forrad to the bash and probably chatting some more this time as opposed to Derby... I should put my camera down more.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# *bahs lack of availability for london*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# :D It will be a grand bash
Don't put your camera down too much though - you take excellent pics :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# we should just rig up CCTV
pick the best blurred black-and-white scandal pics the next day.

and send them off to You've Been Framed

PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I do rather like this idea
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# so all the best dorms have been bagsied by the sounds of it
i dread to think who i'm sharing with.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# nope
rebel scum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# i don't know
i chose to consume them one at a time
at a guess, 6
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# well then you have a hypothesis, a true scientist would go out and experiment!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)
# just as well i'm not a scientist
the must be right fat cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# *points at the fat scientist*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# *runs crying into kitchen to see how many pork pies I can eat in one sitting*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Seven!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# twelve!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# that's numberwang
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# that's amoré, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# that's
the way aha aha i like it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# We forgot to calibrate our pie sizes and ingredients.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# sounds more like serial murder to me
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# The standard deviation was +/- 1 pie.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# never mix science with maths
it always ends in tears
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# It's ok,
I got a mathematician to count the pies for me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# you found a mathematician that could count?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# He brought a scientific calculator.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# oh gerry!
y'silly boy!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# hallo miss.
come over to the non-vicious no-scandal /board? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)
# the scandal is seeping over though
there's no rest
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)
# you're a walking scandal-in-waiting though aren't ya hun?
dancing with poles, I mean , they come over here from gdansk doing valuable work that our workshy chav scum filth can't be arsed to get oiut of their bed to do etc. etc. tc.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I'm still up for it love
a tenner, what do you say to that?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)
# They did that with lots of snacks over the years...



(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# demisemiquavers barely make an impact on hunger :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# pindmissage :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# musicpiss :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# needs more
semi-quavers
demi-semi-quavers
hemi-demi-semi-quavers
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# quasihemisemidemiquavers?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
# now you're just making things up
i think there is a shorter note than hemi-demi-semi-quavers, but can't remember the name
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)
# It's a quasihemidemisemiquaver.
Really.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)
# see,
that's why Wikipaedia makes me angry. first two lines and i've already spotted mistakes

edit: also i will have been taught semi-hemi-demi-semi-quaver at school
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I prefer quasi
because otherwise its just repeating yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I prefer quasi
because otherwise its just repeating yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# not me
www.chambersharrap.co.uk/chambers/features/chref/chref.py/main?query=quasi&title=21st&sourceid=Mozilla-search

second definition
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I am aware
that it is not a strictly correct use of 'quasi', but I still like it.

Besides, I am never going to play notes that fast, so it is kind of appropriate for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# glissando
ftw
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# brill
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
# blimey, I would have looked a cunt if I'd have done them in descending size as well as grammage and you pulled that one out of the hat...
still look like a cunt but not a COPYING cunt, n'est-ce pas?

woo yours :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
# woo
musicyay
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# i'll stick to cheesy wotsits
that'll learn 'em.

very clever though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# but at the rate the weight drops in relation to the rate the size decreases
you're actually getting consderable value for money per cheddar
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# this is true
but the second to last one would be the size of a single pixel, and the next one invisible.

/likes visual humour
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)
# haha!
exponentially increasing fun there!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Root of -1?
So it contains e-numbers...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
#
e i

e is the exponential function.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# *inhales*


mmm, cheesy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)