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# I invented* a joke today...
all my work mates called me a loser so I thought I'd test it on you.

A scientist refused to share his idea for creating an energy source that generated more energy than what was initially there until some said how nice he was...

He was fission for compliments.

(insert drum roll)

*well I think I invented it but I wouldn't be surprised if it has been done before
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(kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# RUN
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I sooo want to put an andrex roll around the neck
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# theres nothing in the faq relevant to this
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)
# at this moment, b3ta has reached
a zero point in posting quality

*cough*

Try the veal
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I think the word you're looking for love is "nadir"
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# no, definately "zero point"
in keeping with the original post

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Oh.
*feels stupid and losess teh abilitye to typE*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# oh noes!
don't lose the ability to type

that would stop you being able to post on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Pfffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)
# What you need is
a zero point energy field manipulator
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# nah, what i want is
Fish shaped crackers
Fish shaped candies
Fish shaped solid waste
Fish shaped dirt
Fish shaped ethyl benzene
Two cups rhubarb, sliced
2/3 cup granulated rhubarb
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire
One large rhubarb
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# YOU FOOL! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# And even I don't know what's going on outside
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# i LIKE THIS
sounds like a devious plan!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# oh my
you haven't seen cake recipies?

the cake is a lie

(now I want some cake)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# stop saying cake
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# there is no cake
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# this cake was a triumph
i'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)
# /talk is ----> that away
you are a chemistry teacher aicmfp
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Physics surely?
Chemistry teachers usually do the one about mercury coming from HG Wells.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# nah
physics teachers don't make jokes
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I am in Aurum of this joke
you have to Agree it takes a silver tongue to make such comments
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# oops!

talk is thataway
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *waits for picture to load*
*waits*
*waits*
*looks at watch*
*waits*
*etc*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# sorry
I'm creating pictures in your mind.

(mainly of me getting my head kicked in by angry b3tans)
(kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# OH CHRIST!
The faildar! It's detecting huge and possibly fatal amounts of raw fail!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I'm a noob
But even I know that you've done a wrong'un
(I helped save b3ta! GneissRocks and slatey cleavage, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ha ha!
Best comment I've seen today!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Why would the drum roll come after the punchline?
Have this to fill the void -

(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# gormet pringles?
waaaa?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
GET 'IM, JESUS!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# oh man, jesus is looking pissed!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Hehe
Wunderbar!
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Oh shit, here comes jesus!
*looks busy*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# LOL
Tell me again, human
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# LOSER
You've lost your image!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Oh hai
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# You are a fucking loser!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)