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I invented* a joke today...
all my work mates called me a loser so I thought I'd test it on you.A scientist refused to share his idea for creating an energy source that generated more energy than what was initially there until some said how nice he was... He was fission for compliments. (insert drum roll)*well I think I invented it but I wouldn't be surprised if it has been done before .
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kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986! ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:38,
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RUN
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:38,
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Whoops!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39,
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I sooo want to put an andrex roll around the neck
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Hellzapoppin ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40,
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theres nothing in the faq relevant to this
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:17,
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at this moment, b3ta has reached
a zero point in posting quality *cough* Try the veal
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39,
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I think the word you're looking for love is "nadir"
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40,
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no, definately "zero point"
in keeping with the original post :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:41,
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Oh.
*feels stupid and losess teh abilitye to typE*
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43,
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oh noes!
don't lose the ability to type that would stop you being able to post on b3ta
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:44,
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:46,
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Pfffft!
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:47,
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hahaha
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:48,
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heh
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:51,
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:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:52,
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Hahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:52,
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:18,
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What you need is
a zero point energy field manipulator
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:45,
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nah, what i want is
Fish shaped crackers Fish shaped candies Fish shaped solid waste Fish shaped dirt Fish shaped ethyl benzene Two cups rhubarb, sliced 2/3 cup granulated rhubarb One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire One large rhubarb One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:51,
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YOU FOOL! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:54,
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And even I don't know what's going on outside
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:55,
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i LIKE THIS
sounds like a devious plan!
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:00,
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oh my
you haven't seen cake recipies? the cake is a lie (now I want some cake)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:02,
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stop saying cake
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:09,
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there is no cake
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:10,
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CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:11,
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this cake was a triumph
i'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:09,
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:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:12,
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/talk is ----> that away
you are a chemistry teacher aicmfp
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39,
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Physics surely?
Chemistry teachers usually do the one about mercury coming from HG Wells.
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42,
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nah
physics teachers don't make jokes
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:46,
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I am in Aurum of this joke
you have to Ag ree it takes a silver tongue to make such comments
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:53,
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oops!
talk is thataway
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Hellzapoppin ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39,
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*waits for picture to load*
*waits* *waits* *looks at watch* *waits* *etc*
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40,
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sorry
I'm creating pictures in your mind. (mainly of me getting my head kicked in by angry b3tans)
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kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986! ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42,
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OH CHRIST!
The faildar! It's detecting huge and possibly fatal amounts of raw fail!
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:41,
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I'm a noob
But even I know that you've done a wrong'un
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GneissRocks and slatey cleavage ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42,
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ha ha!
Best comment I've seen today!
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43,
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haha
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:15,
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Why would the drum roll come after the punchline?
Have this to fill the void -
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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it. ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42,
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gormet pringles?
waaaa?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:54,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42,
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Ahahahaha!
GET 'IM, JESUS!
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:54,
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oh man, jesus is looking pissed!
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:56,
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Hehe
Wunderbar!
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batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))) ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:56,
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Oh shit, here comes jesus!
*looks busy*
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Hellzapoppin ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:01,
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LOL
Tell me again, human
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43,
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LOSER
You've lost your image!
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:48,
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Oh hai
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:02,
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You are a fucking loser!
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:11,
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