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# I invented* a joke today...
all my work mates called me a loser so I thought I'd test it on you.

A scientist refused to share his idea for creating an energy source that generated more energy than what was initially there until some said how nice he was...

He was fission for compliments.


(insert drum roll)

*well I think I invented it but I wouldn't be surprised if it has been done before
.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# RUN
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Whoops!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I sooo want to put an andrex roll around the neck
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# theres nothing in the faq relevant to this
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)
# at this moment, b3ta has reached
a zero point in posting quality

*cough*

Try the veal
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I think the word you're looking for love is "nadir"
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# no, definately "zero point"
in keeping with the original post

:)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Oh.
*feels stupid and losess teh abilitye to typE*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# oh noes!
don't lose the ability to type

that would stop you being able to post on b3ta
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Pfffft!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# heh
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
ha ha ha ha ha ha
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)
# What you need is
a zero point energy field manipulator
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# nah, what i want is
Fish shaped crackers
Fish shaped candies
Fish shaped solid waste
Fish shaped dirt
Fish shaped ethyl benzene
Two cups rhubarb, sliced
2/3 cup granulated rhubarb
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire
One large rhubarb
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# YOU FOOL! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# And even I don't know what's going on outside
:D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# i LIKE THIS
sounds like a devious plan!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# oh my
you haven't seen cake recipies?

the cake is a lie

(now I want some cake)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# stop saying cake
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# there is no cake
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
:D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# this cake was a triumph
i'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)
# /talk is ----> that away
you are a chemistry teacher aicmfp
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Physics surely?
Chemistry teachers usually do the one about mercury coming from HG Wells.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# nah
physics teachers don't make jokes
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I am in Aurum of this joke
you have to Agree it takes a silver tongue to make such comments
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# oops!

talk is thataway
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *waits for picture to load*
*waits*
*waits*
*looks at watch*
*waits*
*etc*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# sorry
I'm creating pictures in your mind.

(mainly of me getting my head kicked in by angry b3tans)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# OH CHRIST!
The faildar! It's detecting huge and possibly fatal amounts of raw fail!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I'm a noob
But even I know that you've done a wrong'un
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ha ha!
Best comment I've seen today!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Why would the drum roll come after the punchline?
Have this to fill the void -

(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# gormet pringles?
waaaa?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
GET 'IM, JESUS!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# oh man, jesus is looking pissed!
:D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Hehe
Wunderbar!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Oh shit, here comes jesus!
*looks busy*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# LOL
Tell me again, human
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# LOSER
You've lost your image!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Oh hai
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# You are a fucking loser!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)