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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I'd rather have
A Double D Cup !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# you'd look ridiculous
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Noone can drink that much coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Not even them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
#
can would want to
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# are we talking espresso here?
double D americano i could see happily i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Agreed - Coffee is the rank
Tea FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# i fancy a few nobs myself
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Aah, good plan.
Anybody got any biscuits I could borrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# borrow?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I just like dunking them.
I'll give them back afterwards, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# you can dunk my biscuits, ooh er
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Coffee in the morning, tea in the avo
Hot choc at beddy byes and PCP for those midnight "pangs"
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hahahah
someone should have told me this years ago! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Coffeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Pssssst....
What did you do to kill your guitar?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I was tightening up a new set of strings
and the anchor point on the body came away with violent force :(

It was only a cheapo acoustic off of ebay so no biggy.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I've always had a secret desire to break an acoustic guitar over somebody's head.
I think that's what you should do with it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I think you are probably right.
I could glue it back on, but I dont think glue could take the strain.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# film yourself smashing over someone head
and then post the results.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# yeah sounds fun...
I have a head you can borrow
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I've done that before...
the whole bridge came off and hit me in the face.

I now play in a severely down-tuned guitar...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# it can't be easy playing a musical instrument that is partly installed in your face
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# No, but it's worth it for the Borg thing I've now got going on...
I've also snapped a guitar in half - lengthways...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# you are just a rock and roll animal
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I didn't want to!
It fell off me and... well.. snapped.

I may have shed a tear or two over that guitar...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# aww
and now that instrument is getting twanged in heaven

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I bet it was really like this:
www.fisher-price.com/us/img/product_shots/k7357_b_1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# and the mommy is saying "HAHAHA YOU'RE FUCKING CRAP!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Close... This:
www.1800instruments.com/images/Jetstar.jpg

It landed on the horn...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Oh God no!
You mean there's some sweaty Cliff Richard-a-like gimp playing it?

*wails*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# sweaty drug crazed cliff richard punk gimp
playing innofensive power chords
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# James Blunt?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I got away with a scratch to the forearm.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# What kind of strings were you putting on it?
If you were putting steel strings on a guitar designed for nylon strings, then I would expect it to warp the guitar at the very least.

But if you were putting on the right kind of strings and not tuning higher than concert pitch, then it could not have been a particularly well made guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# It was definately a shit guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# This is so true...
though I'm now getting palpitations...

That's bad, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# What? No. It's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Oh, in that case...
*palpitates*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# No, euw, its wrong!
With the shakes and the bum-sweats. 1 cup is enough.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# no
that's the caffine telling you it's working.

i used to get it when i took proplus for early mornings or when i worked nights.

i subsequnetly gave that job up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Only if you start shooting lightning from your fingers,
cackle like the wicked witch, plot galactic domination and corrupt the young.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I've got three out of four...
lightning is too difficult at the moment...

EDIT: Oh, I get it now...

*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# *spangs*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Ah, coffee
splendid idea, feed goths and emos coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I'm not emo
It's just that noone understands the poetry I post on myspace
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# it's not written in mongolian by mistake, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# SEQUENTIAL ART RULES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I now have Mr Trellis addicted to SA
Just so you know :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# *assimilates*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# i have consumed 6 espressos in the last14 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# this may be why you can't sleep
rather then the sexy sex that's going on next door.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# nah the caffienes gone
i've got a brutal metabolism so i process all that sort of stuff really quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# You're onto something there.
Whenever I nipped into Cafe Nero during college, there was always the same crowd of kids with their coffee and gothcakes sitting in the corner.
It struck me as odd that caffiene and satanism would go together so well.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Kopi Luwak ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# "Kat helped me to shake that off"
Best

Line

Ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# \o/
'lo JJ
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Allo.
Where've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Haha that's ace.
Although Kat and Van look a bit different. The old rear/half profile thing?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Intro to Extro?
Maybe I should try that coffee then.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)