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# RIP Humph.


'As usual record researcher Samantha went to collect the team's records from the gramophone library earlier, where she found the kindly old archivist sampling wines for Christmas. He'd brought in a selection of French wines, but there wasn't much left by the time Samantha got there. So, although she was disappointed he only had a Semillon....'
(AdrianJ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:08, archived)
# Moaning croissant?
Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:14, archived)
# I like croissants
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:15, archived)
# Mournington Croissant
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:19, archived)
# Might as well follow suit here. So the dayshitters have something other than text to see this mourning[sic].
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:23, archived)
# Zoom In! - ZOOM IN!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:28, archived)
# No, the correct phraseing is
Zoom, pan, zoom, enhance.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# a very sad day for many B3tans
I think there will be some more sombre tributes on Monday when the office staff are back in.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:24, archived)
# LOOK OUT. HE'S HERE.
hi.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:27, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:29, archived)
# you shitter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:47, archived)
#
arch.kimag.es/share/92410368.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaahahah
I spent exactly 7 seconds deciding whether I should click that link or not

excrement! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Pfffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:55, archived)
# hello fella
having a good day wanking furiously over the keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:46, archived)
# YEAH UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.
heh, i had a funtime. but, i do have to be going now as it is nearing 3:00 am and i have to be alive in the morning.

have fun and don't kill anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:58, archived)
# Lot of Jazz fans here, yes.
He did get a good run in, tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:29, archived)
# i am thick today. what's this about?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:27, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7367385.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:30, archived)
# oh, thanks.
a quick googling got me a bunch of stuff about a game which i didn't read. the only news i looked at was bad - we have a transit strike just begun two hours ago.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:34, archived)
# Bad weather...
...as you expected may be there too.
No TTC and snow. Be careful, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:38, archived)
# i tuned up my bike and i'm ready to go.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:44, archived)
# The subject of today is:
- Funny people who are dead
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:38, archived)
# I'll take Oscar Wilde, for 100 Alex.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:40, archived)
# i think it's free to fuck dead people.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:46, archived)
# YAY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:48, archived)
# I SEE A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:48, archived)
# BU$INE$$.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:00, archived)
# I like that one
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# FP this now!!!!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Tenuous link
I went to this wine and cheese party the other day. We were relaxing with a Danish Blue, and I was enjoying a Semillion. Then later I was chatting with a lady while I had a Stilton so, in an effort to get my Riojas off, I got my Camembert, offered her a mouthful and Double Gloucester.

I think Angus Deayton might make a good host for 'I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Clue'.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# This could work actually
though my personal favourite idea is to have Clement Freud as the new chairman.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# aw....
nice tribute to the old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# That's lovely
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# *salutes!*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# Love this.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)