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[challenge entry] Uhhh Madonna?

Umm... Never mind...

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(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# um
O RLY
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Has she wrapped a dead baby grebe around her wrist?
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Isn't a grebe a type of duck?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# her wristn clearly bears a 'nake
Nor'a duck
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# either way
i hope she goes away soon, leather twatted old ho-bag.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I canard'ly believe this isn't a punfight yet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I know!
Theyre all swanning around like nothing has happened!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# don't start
i'll quack up
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Punfight?
I'm not very good at these though, will one of you take me under your wing?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ok, i'll put the charge on yr bill
etc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# 'Great Crested...', innit
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Water fowl, soitenly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# 'noon M'am
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Busy
possibly not on here too much from now. Bloody work *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# shame
I got a new job too, glees. Although likewise i may not be able to dick around much, we'll see.

Night shit is always good, although i've been a bit slack on actually posting anything other than inane babble recently.

*breaks hug, gives firm business like handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# do not cry!
hugs are just too sexeh.

Can't have cyber snuggling, feel guilty

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Foul water?
Noons again Cap'n
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# huh?
sorry, i see
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# There's snakes in her motherfucking hair!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# JESUS FUCK MAN, YOU'RE RIGHT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I demand to see some tits.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I love the BBC
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Here you go...
100% TITS
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Lolotics.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I said tits not cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# ..
C*nts, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Oh right..so you want HITLER back then do ya?..welll do ya?...DO YA!
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# There's definitely cocks and arseholes as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Shouting this phrase while drunkenly walking down the street can get you arrested.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# That and the raping.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# But its so much fun
:(
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# It's not Rape
If you shout "Surprise" first
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Nice tip
Will have to try it out later on my mum, giggles all around I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Already did
she didn't half jump. Meh
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I predicted such a reply
Well, at least you delivered. Unlike what my mum said...
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# She didn't complain earlier
Tho that may be due to chloroform
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# these tits?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Finally.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Why is she wearing a Croissant on her wrist?
* Smug Bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# You're right about the smug part
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# her pance remind me of the 1980 Kays catalogue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# blimey, took me a while to spot that!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# nice and subtle
i hated that video.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)