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# Awesome Welles,
I just thought I'd mention it before you looked foolish: auto stands for automobile not automatic transmission.

Nice shopping, though. Great job! :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Er
that's the whole joke, that he changed the meaning of the word

...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# just humour him
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# but... but...
*head explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Er
that's the whole joke, that he pretended not to get the joke

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(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)
# You find it humourous that people are corrupting our language, making abitrary words completely meaningless?
That it's no longer small losses of words like "literally" and "begs the question" but we're just going to start loosing words completely at random? That amuses you?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Actually,
If you want to dig a hole you should use a spade ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# racist...
*kiddin*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:34, archived)
# You're the racist.
You spacker.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# eh?
it wasn't said with intent :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I'll intent your intent *shakes fist*
I declare fisticuffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# if it's boxing on Wii sports, you're on
/is the only fighting I'm any good at. Those pixels quake with fear
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I shall attack you with farting cats at teatime.
Mein gott those kitties can do a pwoof.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I am racist!
*not kiddin* ;)

It's true though. I dislike the fact that people don't know the difference between the two :)

"I believe in calling a spayed a spayed!"

"Oi! No Bollocks!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:37, archived)
# they should have told my cat that before the operation... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Have you noticed that when a cat is spayed, they revert back to kitten mentality?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
# aye, they do a bit :)
mind you, their claws tend to feel sharper

*has the scars*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
# It was the best card I ever received with that
cartoon on the front :)

It was so good I framed it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
# This
although I have dug a hole with a shovel before.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# we no longer use the word sapde, it's been set loose
ask Hank with an E
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Sapdes?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:37, archived)
# WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Here's your coat
*passes*
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Hey Occulus
thanks for handing me my coat over the internet.

I just wanted to tell you, it's no big deal, but I actually don't have any arms and I'm kind of sensitive about the subject and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't mention it in the future.

Thanks a lot, man!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Give that man a hand....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)
# A chap was cycling along the other day
and as he passed my kids he started cycling with no hands.

This pissed me off and I said so - there was no need to make life a bit more dangerous just as he came past the buggy.

"Oi!" I said "Hold on to the fucking bars!".
"What?" Retorts this chap.
"Two fucking hands!" says I
"I have only got one fucking hand" he replies.

He holds up his stump and I see it is true. I was still right and he was still wrong, but I was somewhat buggered for moral high ground.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# :?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
# You just know he's going to come back as Darth Vader one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:25, archived)
# '5k}f
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)
# '5k]f???
8uhyg#'[]q!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# PERVERT!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:37, archived)
# pretty much
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Oh my....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Words can mean whatever the hell you like.
Just because some watery tart wrote a dictionary doesn't mean you have to believe all the meanings of words in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# That is the point of a pun surely....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# ..
a pun dave the hat
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Just because he beat you in the great pun off ;)
How do Archie?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
# I'm fine thank you squire...
and he only won on a technicality...

technically, he's nuts
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Arf!
It's just too true :) And at the end of the day, who did better in the Uxbridge challenge? ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# is it
i know nothing of cars and care even less, but i value my education. also couldn't give a pigs burp about a computer game neither.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:39, archived)