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# Saw this ad and thought of you...


The ads not shopped but I did shop a little bit somewhere else.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# What the who what when where why?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Well it amused me.
Especially when he gives examples of what a loved one is.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I think you missed the point of B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# indeed
b3ta amuses no one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# b3ta is not to be enjoyed
it is to be endured
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# can you point out which bit I should be looking at
I'm ris'ing a bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Uh...
*blushes*
Well I thought the actual advert in the guy put in the paper was enough.
But there you go. :D

/makes note never to do anything like this again. Ever.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# don't give up
some things strike me as hilarious, then I post them here and get no response. It happens.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I dislike that.
Especially when you show a friend something that earlier made you double over in laughter..

And they react with complete disinterest.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ooh look at me i got two front pages today
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# They were yesterday
keep up

and what? I said I was ris'ing, not that it wasn't funny unlike these other sods
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Wanker fucked?
Seriously now, what?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# *dials*
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# "hello?"
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# i love this
do some more, please!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your local newspaper?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# wanker fucked?
I do not see what the humour is in the main part of this post.

It's an advert for a charlatan.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Seams
fine to me..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# he's a MOUNTEBANK
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# in case things get out of hand
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Which one?
I hope its Tim Burgess, he's great
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# tsk
he put wanker in
(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# alrighty then
i dont geddit. Probably me being thick tho...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# *rings the mob*
Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# dude i live in holland and i get these through my letterbox every other day.
pretty impressive, they can read minds and shit too apparently.
just a little unconvincing that they all seem to be using the same template and just changing their name.....
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Can I telephone him for a handworth?
But I need to know how much he charges first.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# SUNDAY CAR BOOT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# the company pension is shit though
they wan al fons circl on and twent fond!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# surprising to see an advert in welsh in the midlands though, isn't it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# ys
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)