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# Art'noon.
After 3 years of dutiful service my beloved CAT boots are on the verge of giving up the ghost. Having just been to the shop to replace them (Yay!) my mind began to explore the topic of shoes. This is the end result. Sorry it's on the large side but filesize is still as per so yah boo sucks ;p

And apologies to any lady-b3tans this may offend. It's not a sweeping generalisation more a distillation of many careful years of observation and analysis...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Oh My God Shoes!
Let's get some shoes

by the way bitch...
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# YES
SHOES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
spot on!
Please don't apologise to lady B3tards. If we can't take it we shouldn't be here.
*bakes another cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# You dropped this...
*hands over pretty ribbon from Flowerpot's hair*

Cheers hon.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# hAHHAHA
He's right, women are terrible terrible things.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# We have our uses
Tea making
cake baking
house cleaning
bathroom shelf hogging
ironing
er
That's it
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I'd miss mine if it ever escaped
Growing babies in yr tums is quite handy also
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Oh yes
That too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# that's NOT it
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Knitting?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
#
actually talking about interesting things once in a while

not caring about machines

stampeding en masse to avoid rain even though it makes you look all lovely
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# ^this
nothing sexier than a rained upon lady.

All flustered and in need of a good warming up
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# i like the fact that it gives them pinky cheeks and silly curly strands of fringe
and makes their mouths go all warm and and..

*calms down*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# boioioioiong
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# sounds about right
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# do you want to buy nike shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# yes prease
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I would like to add another flow to the male flow diagram
after "shoes break", I would like "can shoes be fixed with super glue?"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# and then
wear shows again, regardless of the answer
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# That's me
I have a pair of formal shoes that are more glue than shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# It's a good point
I had kind of assumed by 'shoes break' that every effort had already been made to revive them...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Fairy snuff
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# You are right
And by that chart's logic, I'm a man.
But I'm not.
(Nissun, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I'm going to print this off...
...and stick it all around the house.
And then my wife will beat me for daring to question if she needs more shoes...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# hahahaha
several times when I've gone to buy new shoes
the shop assistant just HAD to go and show their colleague just how bad my old shoes were

I wear them till they're literally falling apart
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Me too
I'm a comfy trainers kind of gal and I wear them until they're very dead, then a bit longer until I can be bothered to find a replacement

I do have a definite thing for boots/nice shoes, but that's for very rare wear and don't see it being anything like this odd obsession most women seem to have with fashion. I don't like fashionable shoes as a rule, I just like unusual and sexy footwear.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# :D
So true!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Also, does my husband still like getting stomped
on with some fuck me pumps?
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# This would make a perfect poster
And it could be fashioned into a pair of shoes for the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I hardly shoe shop
I'm too busy watching Sex and the City while sipping a G&T and complaining about blokes not putting toilet seats down.
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I don't buy shoes too often D:
I need glue though, some are falling apart, both of my skull shoes need the glue gun I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)