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# The pic on BBC just amused me.



news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7460475.stm
(thediscokingpin, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# TOAD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)
# or any other slimy amphibian, frankly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# oh.
a toad...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha, nicely played sir!
Edit: I'm going to evilfy Michael Howard at the weekend. That's not going to be too difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# that man makes my skin crawl
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# It's when Rory Bremner does his impression of him
he gets that leer PERFECTLY.

Edit: fucking hell- unshopped

blogs.telegraph.co.uk/VirtualContent/84882/howard2.jpg


That man is the DEVIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Oh well you can just rock me to sleep tonight after seeing that pic...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I think I'm the one that needs the rocking...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Evilfy Howard? How?
Shop Thatchers head onto him?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Well in the same was as I did the people in my profile.
But yes, that'd be simpler.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# *checks*
You're going to draw his tantalisingly undressing bottom?

Please don't...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Thatcher isn't eeevil!
*quite likes Maggie Thatcher...will run and hide shortly*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Tell that to the generations of school children deprived of milk...
or the families of soldiers killed in the Falklands...

Or... (could go on)

Not that any of the others are any better mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# She tried something different
and I admire her for sticking to her guns.

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Someting different being the systematic destruction of whole communities?
sticking to your guns is one thing but I draw the line at changing society into a fearful, private, suspicious hoard that demands to live in Orwell's vision of 1984...

/politics

*re-fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Yeah I am tired of this political stuff already
*fluffs also*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Ha ha, Thatch is a sore point for a lot of people methinks...
Anyway, politics aside, how's the lovely Face this morn'?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Face is quite good, just a teensy bit worried, thank you :)
How's Mr Doom?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Worried? How so?
Imperial Lord Doom is bored in work, as ever... and considering vectoring the pic of Michael Howard that Cap'n Wow posted up there ^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Haha, why'd you wanna do a frightening thing like that?
I am a bit worried because Ttssattsr has vanished...which sounds lame, I know, but I am a woman and a complete worrypot so I'm all tense-like.

*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Ah... leave that to me...
I'll drag him back.

He's coming to my gig on Monday so he better not have vanished.

EDIT: Well I don't want the poor fellow deluged by b3tans, so I'll leave it... :)

EDIT EDIT: OK, maybe I'll see what I can do then...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Ahh I see
well let me know if he gets in touch...

I'm all full of fret.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I haven't been on too much recently
has he not?

:S

Right. I'll email him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
#
I've gazzed, offline messaged, texted and called him.

No answer.

His phone was switched off when I tried calling...which is really odd.

:(

*is not a stalker*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# No, you're just worried.
Well I've only emailed, but we've got the bases covered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yeeah
he'll reply eventually I suppose.

*wants to distract self with food but doesn't have any*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# It's time to nom
on the faces of the guilty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# These are some tasty criminals...
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Sorry, but I'm from a Northern family that were shat upon by her.
From a great height.

She ruined people's lives. And gave not a shit.


You're entitled to your own opinion, but for my money, she's one of the most foul creatures ever to scuttle upon these green and verdant lands and I will not shed one tear when she dies save for those I shed for the families she ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# She did make some epic fuck ups
but all PMs are bound to do that at some point.

I just think her presence was a step forward in the politics of this country...
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# And I fervently disagree with you.
But I'm not about to let that satanic crone change my opinion of you, I think you're lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Haha phew!
Once they make time machines I'll go and live in the 80's to try and see what she was really like, promise :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# *stands behind Captain*
Yeah, what she said...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# TEXT ON A DWAD!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# yah!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# an improvement
on the original source, that is....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Yay - "The Darling Bud of Mong"

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# perfick!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Reminds me of a foetus
(thediscokingpin, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# hahhaahah, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha, awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# What ... what ... WHAT is this thing?!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
#

took ages to find, i really must find a better way of cataloguing things.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# hehe
i did this yesterday in response to "pc stolen from hazel blears office" but i forgot to post it, they changed the headline and it's a bit pants anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha, that is actually most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# You should have given it
it's own thread anyway. A pun is always a pun.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# most kind.
in other news
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7458479.stm
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# is that the b3ta server?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Kind of like a mutant Raul Julia
gawdresthissoul
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Have this pea...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)