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# Giraffes are shit at videogames.

Look at him, squinting at the screen. Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)
# fucking prick
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I just discovered that Scumm VM
runs on psp and so have started using it again, every single night.

Lovely, lovely drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# That's just a euphemism for masturbation isn't it?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# A poorly veiled one at that :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# ha I just
finished day of the tentacle.

oops
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# That's what I'm playing at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# the keys
got me.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# The keys?
I've only just started it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# good luck :)
it's the bestest game ever.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Yes, I found that a while back.
I tried Sam & Max and quickly remembered that I'm as shit at point + clicks as Rothschild* is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I've had it for ages,
I just didn't know you could use it on psp. It's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I could never get Scumm to work
I use DosBox instead, runs everything I've tried so far. Love Psycho Pinball, been ages since I played that.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# what game is he playing?
he may just be stuck trying to kill an end-of-level boss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# It's must be Loco Roco.
He can't reach the shoulder buttons so can't do fuck all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# then it's up to him
to invent a psychic gamer interlink headset.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)
# He plays cautiously
He doesn't like to stick his neck out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# haha (h)oof!
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# badum

















tish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# He's playing Patapon.
Trouble is, he's got fuck all rhythm.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Ah well....close enough...
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# me neither
i dance like a grandad at a wedding
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I can't play that game for that very reason.
I've never been as bad at a game as I am Pata Pon :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# have you played twilight princess?
i can't, as i'd be forced to kick fuck out of the wii in frustration and it's not mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I don't have a Wii but I'd quite like one.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# they're evil and they steal your time in great big chunks.
they're great fun, however. i have learned to play chess(badly), played the new mariokart, won platinum medals on practically everything on wii play, but that damned zelda game ruined it! i was hooked on ocarina of time, so i couldn't wait to get my hands on twilight princess. it's annoyed me so much, i don't care if i never finish it.

okay, rant over ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# The games I want it for are,
Resident Evil 4, Super Smash Brothers and No More Heroes.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# RE4 does look really cool
what with the zombies and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Play Okami instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# okami?
never heard of that 'un
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Alas, nobody has.
It was a PS2 game that was excellent but nobody bought.
Now it's been converted for the Wii. It's still excellent and nobody will buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# i loved rainbow islands
i think that was on the amiga, but i could be dead wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# What an utter cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# my giraffe won't play games :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Ah, well, you see whilst it is true that a Rothschild Giraffe (as pictured above*) blows at video games
It is also true that Thornicrofts kick serious PS ass!

*and quite well depicted it is too
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# No opposable thumbs
That's his problem.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# And women troubles.
They don't like him because he's so high and mighty....
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# damn you for being quicker than me!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I strapped Wiimotes to him one evening
and he was rubbish at waggling too.
Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# every 'he' can waggle
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# It's pathetic, it really is
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# OPPOSABLE THUMBSES
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Long neked Prick
Get a real console
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I'd defend his choice,
but he hasn't even got custom firmware on it. Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# what a twat
cunt him in the fuck barry!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)