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[challenge entry] A subject close to my own heart...


Bindun?
And be nice, first image post

From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 665 entries (closed)

(TMAce needs to enter another image challenge sometime, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# PREST PREST PREST.
I meant the other side of town. WELL THANKS FOR TELLING WHERE THE FUCK THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN IS TO START WITH YOU OAF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# this^
i laughed when he got munched failing the mission
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Nicely done brother!
Aha-hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# we don't go to ravenholm!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I'm so puzzled :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Doesn't take much.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Oi
It's perhaps true, but still oi.

Howdo?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Tired, headachey. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# A bit anxious and weird.
But oh well...

Nice epic paint thing by the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# What's up?
And thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Gotta do this thing tomorrow because we have the day off college
and I'm mega, mega, mega, mega scared.

Also, it will probably lead to me spending all my savings, yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# You'll be ace at the thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Haha! Awwh
Unfortunately it's not exactly something I can 'ace', but I'll try :)


*power stance*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# what is the thing?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Teeny bit embarassing, really.
Hmm :\
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Be awesome once it's over though
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Horse butt fisting exam.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# It's true
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# sit on a toriodal cushion
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I was going to be kinder than that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I wasn't, but then again, I'm a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I would actually like to see if you can guess
because you most probably can't :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# well, we could all take turns with something but you never have to tell us if we're right
so it's a degenerate game with hidden rules and it's not anything I need to know. Besides the things I can think of don't make complete sense. So I'm not going to win, therefore I'm not playing. *goes off in mathematical humph*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I'm actually very glad
as if you'd got it right I probably would have died :)

Lol @ mathematical humph.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)
# You're going to hire a male escort aren't you?...
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# How much do you charge?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Depends how much of a run up I can get.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# This is why I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Jeru the Rhino.

*makes huffy snort noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Actually I'm usually called Kanjeru
but that's another story entirely....
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I am in a constant mathematical humph. that is my life
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I got fed up of Mathematical Humphs this year.
ROLL ON E & D GRADES!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)
# maths is wonderful
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# cervical smear?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# That's actually a reasonable suggestion
but no.

You generally only have those after you've actually done sex.

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# O_O
I'm going to go and have a cigarette before I start trying to take your virginity.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *ROFLS*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'm not even going to try
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Oh?
*is offended*


I'LL GO CRY NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# NOW?!
I thought you were a 18th century stereotype. You should be crying constantly!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I am crying inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# What, some kind of vaginal discharge?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Sorry but comeon anyone can do better than me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# WHUT?
You must be crraaaazy
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# nobody has really wanted to up to now
why should the situation change?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# You seem bloody ace though.
We're either both equally awesome or equally lame, as I've not managed to get a boyfriend yet either. Not that you'd want a boyfriend, I assume, but you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# *points at lame person*
ha-HA!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Hooray for being laaame :D
/shame blog
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# how is that going to erode her savings?
do medical tests cost money in the uk?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Your reasoning is flawless.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# body mod or something childlike?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# why would that be something childlike?
are Fisher-Price doing body-mods in the uk?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Yeah, you get Playdoh inserted into your layer between your skull and forehead skin.
"Look I can make it say anything!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# it was an OR statement.
you have turned it into an AND statement that mirrors my reply to you...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# No he hasn't.
If it was an AND statement that would not necessitate that the two things where one and the same. It could just be a body mod and something else.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# 0o he took my or question and mashed it up
I liked my or question how it was.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Eeerrrrhhhm
Sort of
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# hums...
If it's not a fanny ring I don't wanna know
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I was actually thinking about getting a vagina piercing
but not for a couple of years probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I don't know. I've never had a smear test.
and I didn't read all of the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Crazy Russian prests!
Some kid burnt my neck...I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
#
мое имя dyer jacob и я живу в bristol. он сказов. я звучаю как barnaby медведь. я люблю barnaby медведь. одно время он пошел к Франции. я пошел к Франции. но некоторый малыш сгорел мою шею. я не полюбил оно.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
#
не жуйте сопли
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# wow
i love how "jacob", "bristol" and "barnaby" are untranslatable
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# They're names, of course you wouldn't translate them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I'm still trying to figure out what you've called me
but it comes out the translator as 'do not chew'?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Your translator sucks :)
It's an old Ukrainian saying. "Don't chew the snot".
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Ahh right
Thank you, I shall bear that in mind next time I feel the urge to chew something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Yeah! JUST DON'T DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# ah, that old insult
the insulter hoping that by urging you not to properly masticate your food, you will choke to death
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# shh
i still found it funny
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *freaks out and shotguns the screen*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Here is a loaded shotgun. *throws it*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# As long as it's french.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# *freaks out and grav-guns circular saw blade at the screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I never risked saw blading a fast zombie.
Especially since the fuckers seem to keep crawling when they have no legs.

*SHOTGUNSHOTGUNSHOTGUN*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# smg for the fast ones
its the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# SHOTGUNSHOTGUNSHOTGUN
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# but what if you have to reload?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)
# You can fire whilst reloading.
Perfect solution
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Piiiiiiiiiiineapple!
Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)
# How was killin' last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Badass.
I'm a fucking headshot machine.
I went to bed at around 4, my bloodlust is soaring again.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Bloodlust... haha
Why does that sound cute coming from you?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I got the powered-up grav gun on that level.
If you use it on Grigori, he stays alive but a copy of his body, dead, flies out of him.
I kept shooting him and there was a pile of dead Grigoris behind him.
He wasn't fazed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# This used to happen if you killed people underwater in garrys mod
They'd stay stood on the bottom, while copies of their corpses floated to the surface. I took a screenshot once, and it looked like a multiple exposure photograph.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# It's great fun :D
I used his corpse to kill zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I can't understand
why this hasn't bindun before now - how did nobody think of this?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)
# On that note

CFB (169k)

Is anyone else reminded of Black Mesa by the whole CERN/LHC thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# i'm waiting for them to turn it on
so that we can destroy the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I made a mock BBC news article
about it a few years back

*tries to find*
*fails*
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# poisin headcrab bastards.
crowbar crowbar crowbar.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)