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# I'm not even sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Yowzer!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Now go and stand in the corner, young man, and you think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# *thinks*
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Oh....ye.... gods.....
*SPANG*

In vaguely related news, am I a bad person for watching 'Embarassing Bodies' last night and finding the penis injection amusing?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# only if you recorded it and watched it over again
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Ah, that's ok then
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# ...
I'm going to hell then.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# what where they injecting it into?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# A bowl of piranhas
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I LITERALLY only saw three seconds of it
as I flicked through but the gurning look on that man's face made me guffaw like a 'tard


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *giggles*
We put it on as there was bugger all else on - to be met with a close-up of a prostate exam....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Well after the number of goatse posts this board gets that must have been quite tame...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Well, yes, granted
But just unexpected. It was followed by bollock-checking, the above mentioned injection and the subsequent chemically-induced erection, prostate removal and an encrusted todger :S

The sights one sees....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I sense some sick filth in need of banning.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Nah, nothing harmless
Besides, they didn't remove the prostate the fun way...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Through his nose?
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Would certainly be more interesting....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Surgical clowns?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# With sterilised squeaky noses
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# losing yr prostate would suck
no more happyspluffs :(

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# In most cases yes
Although worryingly, the doc went out and asked people where the prostate was. Most men didn't even know they had one, or what it did....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# idiots.
it's a vereh precious.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# And yet goes wrong so easily
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# bad design
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# my misses is a nurse
so she has textbooks full of this stuff altho typing 'penis injury' or similar in google images gets you same results i guess
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Used to work in theatres
So nothing phases me. Googling phimosis or TURP should get a few winces
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# EGADS!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# thingsdonotgoupthatthankyouverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Oh yes they do
With heated wires
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# turp being some urethra play related
ye gads there's some mental pictures there...my occulars have had the misfortune of viewing a video of where the objects in question where insects.. a millipeed i think maybe centi.

it was wrong. recollections are making my face go upside down frowny
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# *Gets genital surgery flashback. Shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Oh jesus christ
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Ha ha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Haha!
Awful pun on an "animal" theme - part2

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Heh heh.
That made me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# *clicks*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Your gonna need a bigger stoat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Did someone say ...
"TOATS"?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Always teim for toats!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# A weasel's weasely recognised
but a stoat's stoatally different
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Phwoar!
I bet that tastes salty
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# oh ffs
you should be utterly ashamed of yourself

*giggles furtively*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Pfft!
Oh, and *Spangity spang spang*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)