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# Bleh.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# is it better than Fruit Machine Simulator on the Spectrum?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Oooh Do you have that?
Id love a copy - if you've got a tape recorder that can do high speed dubbing!
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I did have it
but it's long gone - gah...and not available as abandonware
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I had it for my C64
It used to play Who wants to be a millionaire and it turned me into the moth-like 'ooh flashy lights' bandit player I am today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Speccy online emu
www.twinbee.org/hob/play.php?snap=hungryhorace
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# that is so depressing...
i was gonna pick up a copy later in the week, but I won't now... I was really hoping it was gonna be good... Time to crack out an old emulator an play one of the originals then
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Guh, sounds about right. But what do I know, I gave up caring after a half hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Oh, and it's even more shocking for the Wii.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I absoloutely fucking LOVE THESE
This is the future of game reviews.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# yeah..
heard it was shite, shame because the original scared the crap out of me, even with it's crude polygons!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# shit yeah!
remember seeing that first monster go past the window only for a split second... Then the bastard bursts in BEFORE you get a gun or anything but you could push the cupboard over the window and block it! *FEARS* :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I always thought
the crapness of the graphics made it better, like a bit surreal

EDIT: added to which the sound even worked on the original piece of shit PC soundcard!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# yeah
a real classic, i loved it and the second one too.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# that and Ecstatica (the first one)
scared the crap outta me - being chased by a werewolf all the way through teh village almost gave me fracking nightmares :D


(oh, and dungeon master as well- bloody rubble monsters!)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Nothing has come close to scaring me
as much as those ravenous wolves cerebrus dogs that jump throught the window in the first corridor on resident evil 1. You kinda expect it from then on.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I would say the licker jumping through the magic mirror
in the police station in Resi2 was the best "jump" in that series...

but yeah, the cerberus dogs were nasty bastards :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I don't remember it scaring me.
I just loved the original because it was so bloody atmospheric!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# oh god yeah
didn't work out where the gun was the first time I played it, had to run and hide.. My god it was tense!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Oh well..
You can't em all.

Now draw Chloe with a time machine getting into all sorts of mischief.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
#
mischief jelly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# GREAT SCOTT
See, this is the kind of thing that damages the space time continuum, the sort of thing that causes PARADOXES.

But, I would like to see Chloe covorting around on a big bed Jelly.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# never played it..resi evil for the win
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I loved AITD
It actually scared the shit out of me...
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# ahmen brother JJ.
I'm so glad I rented AITD instead of buying. I thought Resident Evil controls were bad. Now I think they're a blessing compared to the atrocious shitjuice that is AITD's controls.

There could have been a good game there, but it's only half finished, and clearly the play-testers were blind retarded monkeys with 3 fingers between them.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Is it better than Sim Roundabout or Sim Lightswitch?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I like
Bread Butterer 4 - The spreadening.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# that's way more exciting than Sock Drawer 2
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# This is lovely.
Is this a computer game of some sort?
It's got guns in it, has it?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Is this the Spectator review?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# ARF!
That is superlicious!

I am quite empathic.. Correct me if I'm wrong, but do I sense a vague air of embitterment in its creation?

(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I will find the people responsible for it.
And sh*t on their children.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hehe
I like these, though i strongly disagreed with the GTAIV one!

Nicely done - i was thinking of getting it when i saw the videos, but the reviews changed my mind. How come you fell into the 'trap' and brough it?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)