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# YAY SELF DRAWN PORN!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)
# YAY!


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# cockweasle's birthday?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)
# yesterday.
I just wanted to post my weasel, with a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# bugger I would have wished him well
I have to draw out my irn bru adventure for him. I haven't been in a good enough mood to do it recently...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Hahaha, this isn't porn.
I've noticed dudes are better at anatomy than faces. With both male and female bodies. It's interesting.

Also how some people are fantastic at drawing, but pants at colouring.

I could point out a few pointers, want them? Otherwise, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# yeah go for your life
simple reason guys are better at anatomy than faces is because you can always put a bag on her head.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Okay :D
Her hair is a bit weird, not having a back that is, otherwise it's alright, could do with a bit more of a flow, but it's nice.

The general anatomy seems alright, though her boobs have a bit too much definition on top, it's giving a bigger impression of stuffing than boobage, and unless you're doing enormous ones, they don't fully show through the fabric. Stare at more JJ.

Her hips could be a bit wider, or shoulders a bit smaller, but they seem good.

I'm shit at legs, so I'll just say look at more pictures of legs.

The feet look a bit like hooves, I'd suggest looking at people sanding normally, feet are more pointed out.

Otherwise, cockin' A!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)
# yeah I noticed
Hair: oh arse, that was supposed to be shaded :(
the legs/hips/feed thing came out a bit wrong becuase I actually wanted to draw her skirt more than anything, and then felt obliged to complete.

The boobies, well I haven't seen enough of them irl either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# *breaks out the worlds smallest violin*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)
# hahahaha I thought that was snot!
I thought that was just an Aussie thing I've done the little finger action to so many people of different nationalities and they haven't gotten it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Resevoir Dogs baby :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# bugger when did that come out
ARSES: 1992?!?!?! AND I STILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO PEOPLE.

did they do the act of playing the violin? or just say it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)
# steve buscemi does it in his opening speech about not wanting to tip
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:21, archived)
# you must be doing it wrong
it's a universal cliche by now
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I think I've done it to too many americans
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)
# i think i may have worked out why you're single....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)
# I know why I am single
becuase I'm not a "confident" person which really means I'm not an arrogant gutter swab that's prepared to slither over to and ingratiate myself with women.

Some people take me at face value but then I'm "just a friend". Which means they will never root me, they will go out with utter pricks, they will laugh at me when I a say I'm lonely. BUT when the cry to me about how they got dumped and how much of a play-around tosser he was, and I give the same disinterested response as they give me they come the raw prawn.

Shit, I'm a tad bitter this morning.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)
# I suggest eating chocolate.
Or going and getting some manly exercise by lifting up a sofa and lowering it a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# id rather curl up in the feotal position and cry
/emos
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I'm an arrogant
filthy, slimy, confident, arrogant, good-looking, arrogant bastard and I have been known to smother the odd lady with my charm ( back when I was allowed ). But I have a big cock so it all turned out nice in the end. ;)

Seriously, I'm a lot older than you. Don't mistake confidence for arrogance and trust me, one of the most attractive things that ladies find in a man is confidence.

edit:// although you are an antipodean. If you can't get an Aussie bird to shag you then you must be hideous. I've never met an Aussie bird who did not want to fuck within at least 5 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# ^every part of this except the lot older than you
edit: and the edit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I'm bawling my eyes out at the edit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)
# It's not your fault.
They have all moved to London and usually are looking for a bed for the night because it's the night off from their bar job and they know they have not got a hope in hell of getting back into their digs at 5am.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)
# wow that does sound classy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)
# if you are ever in London
and it's 3am and you don't have a dancing partner to go home with, just get a cab to the nearest Walkabout and take your pick.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)
# but i'd have to go to a walkabout... people might see me there....
my prey used to be the fish out of water girls at rock gigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)
# i don't know what come the raw prawn means
but if you want a piece of genuine honest advice, with absolutely no bullshit whatsoever, listen: its not worth trying to find someone that will just let you fuck them if neither of you care about each other. if you're being yourself with these girls and they don't want you, in the long run its a good thing. everyone meets someone that they make a connection with sooner or later and its usually absolute fluke when it happens. its not worth upsetting yourself over. life's too short.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# yeah i know ive sortof been in the first situation
raw prawn (yay strine!) is to sort of pretend ignorance usually hypocritically such as to play the victim in a situation. cf carry on like a pork chop
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:15, archived)
# give me a for example i don't really get it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)
# ok, ummm
KEBAB: BEDLAM YOU ARSEHOLE!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEALING MY GROG?!?!?!?

TO'B: I SAY!! Such accusations are almost not worthy of my highbrow response! However, lest my reputaion be sullied, I must vigorously protest against these wild accusations!!

KEBAB: AH FUCK OFF AY!!! DON'T COME THE BLOODY RAW PRAWN!!! YOU'RE HOLDING A BLOODY TINNY OF FOSTERS FOR CHRIST SAKE, SO DON'T PISS ON MY HEAD AND TRY AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:31, archived)
# you have such a wonderfully colourful language
tell me, do you actually say "point percy at the porcelin" 'down under'?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:33, archived)
# yeah, same as splash the boots, water horses etc.
I think (if you've seen the famous bit out of Barry MacKenzie) they used two phrases out of context, namely "strain the spuds" and "shake hands with the wife's best friend" used to mean piss when I'd interpret them as wank
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)
# I love that last one.
"Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining."
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)
# get with the best slang phrases around:
www.aussieslang.com/slang/australian-slang-a.asp

Knock yourself out.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:44, archived)
# please
as I'm shit at faces


and hopeless at colouring


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# and modest too
/can't do either
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# you certainly are not shit at faces
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# where sophia loren, eh?
are you and walrus man going to release these as posters btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)
# bacall ftw
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)
# I started Sophia Loren
but got horribly bored and never got beyond the rough sketch point.

Edit:// posters? I have no idea. That would be up to the young fella. I've given him the choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# she had finest arse a woman has ever had
perfect hourglass figure.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# it is totally unfinished
and in need of the contrast cleaning up but it's all I have.



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# that as maybe, its still lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Haha.
It's just a general trend in a few things on deviantart I've noticed.

Of course there are people who practice in all realms, and so are rounded out well, but people seem to focus on one thing.

I focused a lot on drawing males and drawing eyes and colouring. So I'm not so good at females and I'm still shit at anything below the waist.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# *nudges* eh? eh? *nudges*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)
# you big pot of talent, you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Your shit.
This is what I call a face:

And colouring:


But all silliness aside, you're pretyy fucking awesome, and that's an understatement.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# haha.
If I could hug you now.... you'd probably call the police.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)
# :D
*dials 99*
*waits*
And Christ I ought to be sleeping now, goodbye!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Second one isn't loading for me.
Post biggar!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)
# bigger? 2.7MB bigger?
Pasanonic /Walrus Man

click for internet breakage
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:15, archived)
# It's alright.
It's not painty enough for things I tend to like.

I do like your painty things by the way =)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)
# ah well. In that case
I have nothing for you as I'be not done anything of a 'painty' nature in a while.
This maybe?

zootcadillac.deviantart.com/art/Sunrise-86654605
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)
# I still prefer the painty D:
It sounds a bit rude, for me to say I'm not fond of things which look too filtery, but it's true.

The most filters I tend to use are blurs, and occasionally that one which makes circles, polar to linear or something.

I like masks though, and opacity and levels and such cleocatra.deviantart.com/art/Artist-response-to-C-Remy-80897271
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)
# The image above is completely
painted, from scratch with photoshop brushes. No source material or excessive filter work. ( I did use the fibres filter to create the water, it was an easy cop out after spending 7 or so hours on the rest of it and getting to the bored stage ).

That's a nice manip. I like a bit of that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Woo! :D
For round tits!
As opposed to square ones...

Also: 1040 messages in a week!?!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I have no life alright, I would prefer to change this but...
besides, it's no less than Catpain Oww posts...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# THEN GO OUT AND MEET THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS NOW WHILST YOU STILL HAVE ALL YOUR HAIR
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# up n' under?
i'm seeing film quotes everywhere tonight, whether they're intentional or just my mind working overtime is another matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# It has HOOFS?
??
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)