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# LAVAMAN. Inspiration via Microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# wow
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# that's brilliant
like a ginger swampthing

also, microwave is rubbish
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I much prefer oven.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# TOASTER
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I can cook anything I can fit in a toaster,
in a George Forman Grill
or on a barbeque
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# we had a george forman grill
and just like the breville before it,
the popcorn maker and the yogurt maker
they all ended up being given away after spending years on top of the cupboard

an oven grill works just as well as a george forman grill, and isn't half as much of a pain in the arse to use
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I used mine all the time before I left home.
If you've got the counter space to keep it out it's ace, if you have to unpack it and put it away it's a needless foolishness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Fryer!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# He is? I obviously missed that memo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# If you need a memo to figure that out
I'd suggest a bash on the head instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# He draws little guys in Paint. What's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# a new one every 5 minutes
that looks just like the last one that pushed decent stuff off the bottom. Maybe? I wouldn't know, I obviously know fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# He's been a bit prolific today, but he's not normally.
No one scrolls down to the bottom of the page anyway, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# i do when i first load b3ta
and usually comment on stuff i like even if the thread is 'dead'
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Ah, cool. I tend to get halfway down, then check Friends Activity.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Monica cleans obsessively
Joey is stupid
Ross mopes about a girl

etc
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hee hee
My flatmate and I have reached the point where we don't even ask what's on. It's always friends.
We even get past the point of asking which episode of friends it is.
Whoever's watching just waits for the first time Joey does something stupid then bellows through the house "JOOOOOEEEEYYYYYYYY" in a moron voice.

It's very satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# i'm glad your finally admitting it
:)
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# decent stuff?
That's been a rarity on here the past few weeks tbh.

Anyone know if it's possible to browse the board so that only shows posts containing images (ie: no text-only posts?) ?
The main reason I don't come on here as much is I'm just bored with the shit people spout and the neverending sycophantic circle-jerks that abound.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Rss feed.
edit:// few weeks? My stuff has been fucking outstanding recently. Just as usual it's not puerile cocks so not of any interest to the feckless half-wits on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I've seen your drawings. They're very good.
Obviously, there's loads of good stuff posted but most of it gets lost in the drivel.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# you may want ot not come here, then
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Okay then, bye.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# you'll be sorely missed
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I can't tell if you're joking or not...
...either way, thanks.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I was more being sarcastic for the sake of it.
I don't know you, and therefore may not miss you, but neither are you a total cock, so I won't revel in your leaving either, and the content of your previous posts suggested you wouldn't be leaving forever, just browsing via the RSS feed and popping in to comment as you see fit.

Anyway, in the spirit of NOT joking: I hope you're having a nice day today.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# you get back here.
and leave with a proper melodramatic flounce!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# B3ta is one giant circlejerk for the most part.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# historically, he's a reposting fuck that doesn't join in with the spirit of the board
he went on ignore a good long time ago
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I'm only a year old (very nearly) so I'm sort of clueless to the 'history' of the board. He seems pretty ace now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# he used up his goes with me
and don't worry about board history, it's not important

but this is my opinion, and my opinion only
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Of course. I've some pretty low opinions on some of the bigger posters around here too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# the spirit of the board is to hold grudges
get with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# FUCK YOU, BLOOP. YOU NEVER ONCE TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# HES ON FUCKING FIRE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# the
balrog needs wings
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# pfft.
when have you seen a Balrog on the b-roads?

this is 'no men on fire shall pass'. by the man that stands on the traffic island shouting at cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# lavaman is made of honey!
Fab.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# yours is awesome, but here's his friend
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha! THE BEST!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I am very proud of hims
hims was born in mspaint.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I liked him so much I saved him. I'm going to use him to frighten me.
Lavaman was spawned from Paint too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# really?
Zoom, pixel edit and screenshot?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Second smallest brush, zoom to the second biggest zoom, draw, colour, printscreen, open in PSP, delete background > save.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# do you have magical super-paint?
Mine is on a work computer (shhh) and seems to only have 2 zooms - some and none, and also doesn't seem to have an orange (weirdly).
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# custom colours for orange
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# damn, you're good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# 2 zoomz? This has the same amount as XP Paint, but the Vista Paint can zoom out aswell.
I thought there was x2, x4, x8 and possibly x16 usually?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# mine seems to have
"zoom" and "not zoom"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# go to View-Zoom-Custom
there are different sizes to choose from
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# if everyone on the board could stop making me feel like a blind div I'd appreciate it
*hides from laughs at his sillyness*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Here's a tip that is dead handy:
On the eraser brush, the first colour is the colour you're changing, the second is what you change it to. Want to add some shadow to something? Simple replace the colour with a darker one using the eraser brush! TOP TIP!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# this tip I did know,
and have noticed a similar technique can be used with the marquee tool to select non-rectangular areas for paintmashing sometimes.

If anyone can tell me how to do transparent in paint I'll love them with my love canon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# semi transparent? not possible.
but you could try pasting over a checkergrid pattern of a colour, then set that colour to the second colour and copy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I mean really transparent
so I can make stuff for the board without rectangle of white behind it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# ohh
not sure if that can be done, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
#
BUT REMEMBER TO USE THE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Yes, should've mentioned that. I love Paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# you've just wasted minutes of my life making me work out why it wasn't working again
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Holy shit
I've never seen that.
I exclusively use Flash - it's not the best programme when working with photos, but it's amazing what a few masks will do.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# to be honest
i only found it after he asked!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# love it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Hawt!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# lovely nipple discharge
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# His nipples say 'hey'.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# no they don't
they say; "schhhhlurp!"
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I'll call you nipple #2.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# bite me
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# :)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# that is incredibly awesomely cool!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Yay - Tango/Jism Monster!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# MAPLE SYRUP MONSTER
SIT ON MY PANCAKE PLS KTHX
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# melted cheese man!
one day a little timmy was making a sammich when his breville exploded covering him in molten cheese, blah, blah, immprobably science!

melted cheese man!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I would like to buy the haunted cheese. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)