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Edit: just read your message below.
yes, she's your half-sister.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:08,
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yes, she's your half-sister.
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you need to explain to me
I understood "SW" as internet cool-ass slang for "South Wales"
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:12,
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I understood "SW" as internet cool-ass slang for "South Wales"
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during either outbreak.
lucky us I think 'cos Devon got fucked
BTW pasties are for eating, otherwise you'll burn your cock.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:25,
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lucky us I think 'cos Devon got fucked
BTW pasties are for eating, otherwise you'll burn your cock.
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I think he's speaking Cornish or something. They had a vowel famine there in the late 18th century.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:18,
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I don't know much about you people.
I had a holiday in that bit a couple of years ago. I went with lots of weed, somehow lost my bag containing my PSX and all my games, fell out with one of my mates forever, and landed on my head on a trampoline.
The only things I learnt was that Bude is class, my mate that I didn't fall out with is the best mate ever, and I shouldn't go on a trampoline at night when very stoned.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:24,
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I had a holiday in that bit a couple of years ago. I went with lots of weed, somehow lost my bag containing my PSX and all my games, fell out with one of my mates forever, and landed on my head on a trampoline.
The only things I learnt was that Bude is class, my mate that I didn't fall out with is the best mate ever, and I shouldn't go on a trampoline at night when very stoned.
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don't tell me the actually decent arty people like yourself are hooked into the fucking lame /talk love of some cunt who wrote something slightly humourous on his profile. please.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:35,
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I was going to go all rhymey back at you..
i'll say it now any way
where all the dogs are cads and the cats are bounders
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:34,
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i'll say it now any way
where all the dogs are cads and the cats are bounders
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since he is drowning and has his eyes closed
truly a gift!
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:14,
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truly a gift!
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"must. enter...tain...erghhh....glug glug..."
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they've got a life saver ring on their face.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05,
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take your foot off its' head.
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one you get past all the thrashing and panicking
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:07,
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drowning is quie relaxing once your dead...?
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drowning just seemed to be full of tits and cunt/cock bulge.
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when you're starting to pass out, it all becomes very peaceful and you get this feeling of "oh well, it's not so bad."
then you lie unconscious until some lifeguard hooks you out and starts breathing his cheese-and-onion fumes down your gullet.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:11,
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then you lie unconscious until some lifeguard hooks you out and starts breathing his cheese-and-onion fumes down your gullet.
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my spunk tastes a bit like salty acid. I don't think i'd like cheese and onion.
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when you almost drown, then you need to be underwater.
also, it seems if you swim too deep with just a snorkel, when you come back up, your ears and nose bleed and your parents ban you from swimming in the sea without supervision.
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also, it seems if you swim too deep with just a snorkel, when you come back up, your ears and nose bleed and your parents ban you from swimming in the sea without supervision.
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The boat said about 12m to seabed.
I dropped my mask. borrowed my sister's, then watched mine slowly float to the bottom. It was very clear water, so i thought, "yeh, I'll swim down and get it."
I was fine going down, other than it quickly got very cold. when I grabbed the mask, i realised i didn't really have much air left in the lungs and kicked like fuck to get back to the surface, which seemed like far to long.
My nose and right ear bled. I didn't die though, but you never know, I might be impotent or have cancer.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:18,
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I dropped my mask. borrowed my sister's, then watched mine slowly float to the bottom. It was very clear water, so i thought, "yeh, I'll swim down and get it."
I was fine going down, other than it quickly got very cold. when I grabbed the mask, i realised i didn't really have much air left in the lungs and kicked like fuck to get back to the surface, which seemed like far to long.
My nose and right ear bled. I didn't die though, but you never know, I might be impotent or have cancer.
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when you run out of air at the bottom anyway
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I was rather desperate by about halfway up.
It certainly isn't something I would attempt again. Kind of scary with the ear-bleeding, but my hearing still seems ok.
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It certainly isn't something I would attempt again. Kind of scary with the ear-bleeding, but my hearing still seems ok.
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I think if you are using lots of blood flow, such as whilst trying to not die, whilst you have very little oxygen in your blood and are at a higher pressure you can burst capilleries if I remember rightly. Which would explain your nose and ears bleeding.
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