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# someone drowning.

(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# WRYYYYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Bum cloud!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# why don't you cover that in tripe and, erm, feed it to a single mother at stonehenge?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Is she related to me?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# are you welsh?
Edit: just read your message below.

yes, she's your half-sister.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# No,
no no nooooo no nooo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# well
you need to explain to me

I understood "SW" as internet cool-ass slang for "South Wales"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# South West.
Although not so retarded as most of Somerset.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# your still the wrong side of the tamar
Kernow Bys Vykken
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I'm sorry I don't understand 40% of your post.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)
# its cornish language
it translates as
'cornwall for ever'
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Fuck that,
have some coastal erosion bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# NOOOOO
our only weakness
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# what about Foot and Mouth,
haha fucking pasties!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# oddly there were no cases of foot and mouth in cornwall
during either outbreak.
lucky us I think 'cos Devon got fucked

BTW pasties are for eating, otherwise you'll burn your cock.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# shit.
BOATS MOTHERFUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Hah, I like how your estimate went up.
I think he's speaking Cornish or something. They had a vowel famine there in the late 18th century.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# haha, it's funny because it happened to someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# hmm
I don't know much about you people.

I had a holiday in that bit a couple of years ago. I went with lots of weed, somehow lost my bag containing my PSX and all my games, fell out with one of my mates forever, and landed on my head on a trampoline.

The only things I learnt was that Bude is class, my mate that I didn't fall out with is the best mate ever, and I shouldn't go on a trampoline at night when very stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Just be glad you didn't get raped by farmers with horny pigs
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# did some kid burn your neck ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:02, archived)
# oh pulease
don't tell me the actually decent arty people like yourself are hooked into the fucking lame /talk love of some cunt who wrote something slightly humourous on his profile. please.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:35, archived)
# stonehenge?
isn't she your neice?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# HELLO 4CHON.
I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE BOTTLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Here I'll help you
*pushes under*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# ^down
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Where women float and men flounder.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# haha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# damn automatic restart
I was going to go all rhymey back at you..

i'll say it now any way

where all the dogs are cads and the cats are bounders
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)
# make him juggle
fish?
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# as you wish
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# especially awesome
since he is drowning and has his eyes closed
truly a gift!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I'd like to think this was the act of a desperate man drowing
"must. enter...tain...erghhh....glug glug..."
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# talking of drowning and entertainment:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSdU8tbcHY
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# they should be fine
they've got a life saver ring on their face.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# don't drowned!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# hey do you save a baby from drowning?




take your foot off its' head.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# kill the head
and the body shall follow
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
# pop it's lips?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Rape the pharmacist?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I've only jus seen this
and it has made me cackle lots.

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Arghhhhh!
Someone help heeem!

Yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# he died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# drowning is quite relaxing
one you get past all the thrashing and panicking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# ...so what your saying is
drowning is quie relaxing once your dead...?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# on baywatch
drowning just seemed to be full of tits and cunt/cock bulge.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# phwoard
saltwater tits cunt/cockbulge
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# no
when you're starting to pass out, it all becomes very peaceful and you get this feeling of "oh well, it's not so bad."
then you lie unconscious until some lifeguard hooks you out and starts breathing his cheese-and-onion fumes down your gullet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# eurgh
my spunk tastes a bit like salty acid. I don't think i'd like cheese and onion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# fetish?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Or possibly
fulfilling ones aspiration.

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# *throws inhaler*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)
# my fetishes generally involve ears.
or leather.
or rubber.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# faker!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# lol!
nice edition :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# hahA
that is fantastic.

good work.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Just a thought......
.....maybe he's a super giant man.
(gottdamm, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I can confirm
when you almost drown, then you need to be underwater.

also, it seems if you swim too deep with just a snorkel, when you come back up, your ears and nose bleed and your parents ban you from swimming in the sea without supervision.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# how the fuck deep did have to go for the pressure to make your face bleed?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I'm not really sure.
The boat said about 12m to seabed.

I dropped my mask. borrowed my sister's, then watched mine slowly float to the bottom. It was very clear water, so i thought, "yeh, I'll swim down and get it."

I was fine going down, other than it quickly got very cold. when I grabbed the mask, i realised i didn't really have much air left in the lungs and kicked like fuck to get back to the surface, which seemed like far to long.

My nose and right ear bled. I didn't die though, but you never know, I might be impotent or have cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# 12 metres is a very long way indeed
when you run out of air at the bottom anyway
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# It wasn't pleasant
I was rather desperate by about halfway up.

It certainly isn't something I would attempt again. Kind of scary with the ear-bleeding, but my hearing still seems ok.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Haha.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I think your ear drums burst due to the pressure at 30 metres, unless you partake in some kind of special breathing regulation which free divers do.
I think if you are using lots of blood flow, such as whilst trying to not die, whilst you have very little oxygen in your blood and are at a higher pressure you can burst capilleries if I remember rightly. Which would explain your nose and ears bleeding.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# How long ago did they/it . . . eat ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# It's ok
it's only up to his (her (its)) ribs.
No Problem :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Cute drowning?
You sick minded freak! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)
# i only drew
it because my friend asked me too :)
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# OH NO
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# WATA IZ DEDLEE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# He's bopping rather well
to Oxygene part 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# super dave
I love howards alias album

I am going to do a piece on the 2nd song whilst sober
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# haha!
hurrat for darksuperdave.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:08, archived)