can i hear the handbag alarm?
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:02,
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if you can't get your reply right the first timeI'm not sure you're allowed a second go
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:05,
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I've checked the FAQAnd you're right
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:07,
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'ningles!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11,
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and glitterstraight from the arse of a unicorn
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:12,
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I'm pretty sure that clicking reply buttons is not only acceptable but also completely awesome.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:10,
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I mean it's the whole basis of reciprocal communication. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11,
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What if I'm posting my internal dialogue? gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13,
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w0g/-\n, when I write I put all my insecurities out on paper for the world to see.It hurts me when you say that my writing belongs in a toilet.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17,
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I'm sorry. Please do not flounce :)I just believe that great works of literature belong in toilets such that people may enjoy them whilst seeking releif from many of the worlds stresses.
(,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25,
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I mean, I like people to be able to follow my train of thought when I'm talking.Is that acceptable?
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15,
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eh?you would appear to be a cunt?
REBOOT! REBOOT!
(REBOOT! REBOOT!
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:05,
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you dropped your dummy prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:05,
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LOL..This shows the absurdity of B3ta sometimes..
That image is simply shit. If a newbie had posted it, they would have got burned at the stake.
(,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:09,
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That image is simply shit. If a newbie had posted it, they would have got burned at the stake.
no they wouldn'tstop being a cunt just because he said your pictures are shit.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11,
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LOL.. *chokes on coffee*I can take it on the chin.. but if you think a few stick men on an image is funny? or talented?
You need to take your nose out of his arse..
(,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15,
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You need to take your nose out of his arse..
www.b3ta.com/board/8645352
why's nobody fighting :(
(why's nobody fighting :(
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17,
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i don't think this is especially talented.i'd say the same if you were responding to anyone here. just because someone lashes out at you doesn't mean you have to hit back. turn the other cheek and move on man, life's too short to be a prick.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:20,
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christ.. lol .. HELLO !Anyone can say what they like... I don't care..
However, if someone states that my image is so bad that they want to ignore me..then posts a waste of thread image with stick men..Hey !! Thats fair game to me ! Not being a cunt, just giving it back..
(,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:29,
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However, if someone states that my image is so bad that they want to ignore me..then posts a waste of thread image with stick men..Hey !! Thats fair game to me ! Not being a cunt, just giving it back..
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTfightfightfightfightFIGHTFIGHTfightfightfightfightFIGHTFIGHTfightfightfightfightFIGHTFIGHTfightfightfightfight
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11,
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stop being such a cuntyou've been here for 10 months, noob
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13,
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??? Honesty is the best policy I always thought..What you do is awesome.. but stick men - to me is a disappointment..not me being a cunt, just honest.
My image earlier wasn't any mates..that flying fat fuck has been doing the rounds on the net for years..I thought everyone had seen it.
(,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:24,
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My image earlier wasn't any mates..that flying fat fuck has been doing the rounds on the net for years..I thought everyone had seen it.
I didn't read his comment as being a personal attack on you.and I think you're being a tad touchy over nothing.
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:37,
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??? The I've never ignored anyone but you're probably gonna be the first..hmmmm.. sounds pretty direct to me.
Its all piss in the ocean anyway :D as soon as its all off the front page it will be forgotten.
*shrugs*
(,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:54,
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Its all piss in the ocean anyway :D as soon as its all off the front page it will be forgotten.
*shrugs*
I saw Just a Minute being recorded yesterdayso FUCK YOU
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:05,
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gird your loins for the line up was as thus:on my right we have Clement Freud and Paul Merton and too my left Fred Macaulay and... some Scottish lass who I don't know or remember the name of. It will be broadcast on the 25th - listen out and see if you can hear me laughing.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:10,
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How will we know it's you? Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11,
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Ahhhhhhh...That narrows it down
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:12,
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yesjust listen for a laugh as constant as a metronome ha - ha - ha - ha - hahaha
*yikes*
(*yikes*
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17,
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He's the one wanking furiously . . . Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:12,
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Nicholas Parsons is pure sexin a blue jacket and beige slacks.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13,
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Surely that's more of a visual clue? Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13,
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It would be if he wasn't shouting"fwap fwap fwap" while he was doing it.
( Joliet,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15,
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So I'm listinging out forha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17,
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YepIf I do hear this on the recording, I am going to be very freaked out!
( Joliet,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:19,
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no no noyou're getting it all wrong - the secret to finding me on the radio is that my penis emits the sound of 'Sailing By' when I ejaculate.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:20,
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Are you available for parties? Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:22,
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then yesI am available for sexy parties
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:30,
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So THAT'S where I've been going wrong?I've always listened out for "Come Sail Away".
It all makes sense now.
(It all makes sense now.
Joliet,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:23,
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nope - Sailing Byevery night, just before the shipping forecast, they transmit from my bedroom.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27,
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yes, yes it is . . . yes it is . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15,
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You are made of win Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:08,
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it's so nice of you to notice... it almost didn't happen because as Tilusha Ghelani had finished setting things up someone collapsed in teh audience and we all had to wait for an ambulance.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15,
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O noes!People are so selfish, collapsing all over the place.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25,
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so are the retarded fantasies on your profile lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:23,
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