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# I'M SO ANGRY I JUST KICKED A GUY SO HARD IN THE STOMACH AND HIS INSIDES CAME OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND HIS BACK AND HIS STOMACH AND HIS ANUS

DON'T FUCKING MESS!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
# *messes*
EDIT: so I'm guessing to look ot for an Ollis credit in the Wrong Door?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
# its not on episode 1
but in theory definitely episode 2 and 4
(Bus stop 2, pylons 4 - no idea when the old folk crossing appears)

and my lovely best buddy Allan is definitely episode 5
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)
# in other news, everyone should go to the cinema and watch Hellboy 2
its fucking gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
# ^this^
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)
# He's not but I'll be seeing it on Wednesday on my day off.
It was luly of Ben to list you as an influence though:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I thought so too
to the extent of mailing him this morning and thanking him thusly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Did it go...
Dear Copycat.

Gizzus teh moneys of the locust will but your bumbums?

Obviously he could mention me or his career would be over!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# wut?
i like ron perlman, but the first hellboy was awful. is the second really any better?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# it's pretty chuffing awesome
I didn't like the first hellboy much, didn't agree with the laddish attitude he had, but if that's what Mike Mignola says he should have then who am I to argue.

New one really is good though, sumptuous I would say
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# thanks, i'll have to rent/swipe it.
cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
# switch
to decaf! seriously!
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
# THAT'S FUCKING HARD
*heeds advice*

*doesn't mess*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# ANGERY TOATS IS ANGERY.
*messes*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
# rolls over and purrs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
# thats about as hard as my penis is right now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
# YOU FANCY HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
# dude. mothershitter.
what the cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)
# that'll learn him
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I schooled him right good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
# omg this word salad was at the bottom of a spam i just got. it's classic.
"Happy destruction father, rat strange dust happy son!" said the Count. Soup sprung happy: "Really, sir, you must allow that this coat is most ext."
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
# that hurts my brain
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
# william burroughs is sending you email from beyond the grave.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Hold the newsreader's nose squarely waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
# you won't like me when im angry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
# i don't like you when you're not angry
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# *throws a small car at you*
RAAWAA~~LALLAWLK!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# ARGH no u quim
I was using those.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# you said it would be funny and we'd put it on youtubes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Was his name Barry?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# your anger clouds your mind
were you in full control you would have been able to kick his heart out of his anus and his lungs through his pee-pee hole.

i will teach you these techniques if you submit to being my pupil.

your first task is to fetch the water from the river.

and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)