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# Naughty naughty, London Transport...
Christ almighty. It

Not shopped.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Then why post it?
Or have I over slept and it's Sunday already?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)
# because it raises a wry smile ?
not necessarily condoning unshopped stuff, but people have posted unshopped funny pics before.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Yes on Sundays or in an existing thread.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Ahem
"Yes, you are allowed to post messages of all kinds on the messageboard..."

From the FAQ. For fuck's sake, it's funny

Happy belated B3TAday, by the way.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)
# So what's the next post?
Just a text one?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Well, as long as it is funny.
Wait!

No!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)
# NO!
RPS is shit. Posting hundreds of photo's on a Sunday is shit.

If they aren't funny then put them in an existing thread, you bastards!

This picture is superb and amusing and I like it.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)
# I don't mind RPS. It can be an interesting insight into b3tards lives.
And Sundays are notoriously slow anyway. If you assign a day to it then we don't have to worry about RP's happening around the week.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)
# I hate it.
You work for 4 hours (well, 45 minutes) on an image and then 9 photographs of dogs push it down the board.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Oh yeah they're shite.
But there are some really good photographers that post and I love the ones of the 'long abandoned architecture I aspied one Winter 'morn'.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# There's no such thing as RPS
Other than in the mind of pedants who, whilst being free and anarchic with their photoshoppery, are strangely at odds with someone posting anything on the board that isn't photoshopped.

The board is for anything - as long as it's interesting / funny / sick.

I remember when this were all pixels.

/rant
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)
# i think that you will find that you are ranting in agreement with me
you silly little horsey.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I am indeed
I haven't woken up fully yet.

Gah
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I not only agree with you
I like your username.
It reminds me of Dr Horrible.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I never even thought to check if b3ta was open on Sundays?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Cheer up - it's nearly Friday!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Not nearly near enough.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Racist.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Fuck off.
I actually prefer blacks.

I overheard somebody say this once in High Wycombe.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
"It's not racist to hate white people" etc.

/Daily Heil
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Mornin' grumpypants ;)
Things improved any since the reportage down vv there?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# it's almost as interesting as some cunt taking pictures from a window
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Oh snap!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Oh come on you orrible lot - raise a smile!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)
# unexpected flat-faced bouncy happy tomato!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# ba ba ba ba ba babybel
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Is that a person hanging out of the window??
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# mearly pointing out that if he wants to be a pissy little shit he should take his own advice
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# surely that sign depicts the pulling open of doors, thus negating the text!
woo
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Nononononononono
The hands are clearly...

Oh.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)
# yea how interesting
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# You should've shopped a ring on it then
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Yes, a splayed
doorway!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)
# This.
That would make this into a really rather good post.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:07, archived)
# sorry just woke up


edit: ah well looks like i was too late for this wagon
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Applausades!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
# It's gonna be one of those days, isn't it?
'ningles to you all!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)
# 'ningles teh steve.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# *tips hat*
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)
# call that a tip?!
tightarse!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# It's Tuesday today
A small part of me wishes it was Sunday.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:01, archived)
# I'm sure by Sunday you mean Friday or Saturday...
Friday for preference cos that would be International Talk Like A Pirate day, which would rule!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)
# I already have my comedy beard ready.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Me too, funnily enough...
Really needs trimming but I can't be mithered, so it's all going a bit crazy straggly.

Might save it like that till after TLAP, to really get into character.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Mine is coming on
I doubt it'll be ready though.

Pic in profile.
:)
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Mine is here:
www.flickr.com/photos/lord-manley/

[EDIT: There's no pic of your beard in your profile?]
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Ooo comedy beard win!
Did you see that thing in the newsletter a while back about that bloke trying to cultivate all 30-odd recognised beard formations?

*rummages*

AHA www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Yes,
not really my thing, although I do love a good comedy beard.

I might shave mine in small sections so that I can make a gif next time.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Haha
That's your normal beard aint it? ;)

Exactly I don't think it'll be ready, it's the one with the fish!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)