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# Nice
Stand by to repel boarders though - 'It's not Sunday' etc
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# it isn't?
SHIT! I'm supposed to be at work...

I thought the church was surprisingly empty
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# fuck em
I'm old enough not to care
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Stuff 'em
And on that note... I was out this lunchtime with a bald friend, when suddenly... a dragonfly landed on his head.
It sat there for a while and then seemed to burrow into his head a bit and then leave a little black thing with a ummm stringy bit on it.
It then flew off. I was about to photograph the thing it left when it flew back, picked it up and then flew off.

Any idea what the hell it was? I've told my friend he now has eggs in his brain, but he seems quite pleased with that result.

Piccies:
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# This sounds like a shit!
EDIT: Shuddering Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# How pretty!
Lucky friend, having dragonfly buddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# The dragon-fly is saying "Its my brain now"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# It could of been his little dragon fly wallet.
I'm always leaving mine places and having to go back to get it.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I don't know
but I want to stroke your bald friend's fluffy head
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I wish men wouldn't cut their hair like this
because they always look weirded out when I want to stroke it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# *gets clippers*

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I used to have an undercut (lolgoff)
and I used to love autostrokage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I let my sister do that to me once.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# you must be from a southern state
or norfolk
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Well London.
It was about 13 years ago and it was cool damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Mine was GREEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# today I missed the bit under my chin while shaving
and it's lovely to stroke, like bunny fluff
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# BUNNYBUNNYBUNNY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I loikes bunnies I duz
I like the spingtime when there are lots of baby bunnies around, I get bunny-tourettes, where driving the car starts to swerve around madly while I'm pointing and shouting "BUNNIES!", I went to france and some kid burned my neck, i didn't like it.... hold on, did I get sonfused with my story there?
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# seem slike very odd behaviour for an insect...
unless they've got smart!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# they only live about 24 hours
he was probably at the latter stage of his life, had senile dementia, and left his dentures behind on your mate's head, and had to come back for 'em
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Well you are probably right
they don't sting (they can bite) but have a tube for egg laying

he is now a daddy
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Dragonflies
are actually tiny spaceships which implant tracking systems into unsuspecting humans' heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Now if you'd said that on /links
they'd currently be knee-deep in conspiracy talk about human micro-chipping by the freemasons and the dragonfly threat that will secure victory for the new world order
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
/needs more TheGoat and Legless :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# nice!
probably just a bit of food, the eggs come out the other end.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# hahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)