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# I've just been out in the garden and picked a tomato
Is it just me, or is that the fruit-cum-vegetable reincarnation of Heath Ledger?

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Nice
Stand by to repel boarders though - "It's not Sunday" etc
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# it isn't?
SHIT! I'm supposed to be at work...

I thought the church was surprisingly empty
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# fuck em
I'm old enough not to care
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Stuff 'em
And on that note... I was out this lunchtime with a bald friend, when suddenly... a dragonfly landed on his head.
It sat there for a while and then seemed to burrow into his head a bit and then leave a little black thing with a ummm stringy bit on it.
It then flew off. I was about to photograph the thing it left when it flew back, picked it up and then flew off.

Any idea what the hell it was? I've told my friend he now has eggs in his brain, but he seems quite pleased with that result.

Piccies:
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# This sounds like a shit!
EDIT: Shuddering Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# How pretty!
Lucky friend, having dragonfly buddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# The dragon-fly is saying "Its my brain now"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# It could of been his little dragon fly wallet.
I'm always leaving mine places and having to go back to get it.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I don't know
but I want to stroke your bald friend's fluffy head
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I wish men wouldn't cut their hair like this
because they always look weirded out when I want to stroke it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# *gets clippers*

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I used to have an undercut (lolgoff)
and I used to love autostrokage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I let my sister do that to me once.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# you must be from a southern state
or norfolk
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Well London.
It was about 13 years ago and it was cool damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Mine was GREEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# today I missed the bit under my chin while shaving
and it's lovely to stroke, like bunny fluff
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# BUNNYBUNNYBUNNY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I loikes bunnies I duz
I like the spingtime when there are lots of baby bunnies around, I get bunny-tourettes, where driving the car starts to swerve around madly while I'm pointing and shouting "BUNNIES!", I went to france and some kid burned my neck, i didn't like it.... hold on, did I get sonfused with my story there?
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# seem slike very odd behaviour for an insect...
unless they've got smart!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# they only live about 24 hours
he was probably at the latter stage of his life, had senile dementia, and left his dentures behind on your mate's head, and had to come back for 'em
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Well you are probably right
they don't sting (they can bite) but have a tube for egg laying

he is now a daddy
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Dragonflies
are actually tiny spaceships which implant tracking systems into unsuspecting humans' heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Now if you'd said that on /links
they'd currently be knee-deep in conspiracy talk about human micro-chipping by the freemasons and the dragonfly threat that will secure victory for the new world order
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
/needs more TheGoat and Legless :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# nice!
probably just a bit of food, the eggs come out the other end.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# hahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Pfft!
Your tomato should be red!

Tomato is not Kumquat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# heh
unfortunately my camera doesn't really capture what i believe is known in the photographical trade as "colours" properly
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Pfft!
Silly camera :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# you have very nicely cut fingernails
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# although your hands do look a bit soft and gentle
like you've never done a real day's work in your life

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# looks more like Jack Skelington to me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Cheery Tomato?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Yeah, I think he looks happy too!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Yay for teefs!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# FEED ME SEYMOOOOUUR
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# tee ee ee ee eefs!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# teamwork!
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# "misses" and falls over
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahaaha
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Fruit-cum Vegetable.
Yeah, like that makes a whole load of sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# heh
missing hyphen is my friend
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Well done, littlest ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# although now i'm worried about fruit cum
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Because you're always accidentally arousing fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# i'll certainly be more careful
when manually pollenating strawberries
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# he accidentally arouses all sorts of things
it's a burden
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Tomato is fruit not vegetable.
oops my bad. naughty filter made me miss the fruit reference.

*hoists on own pedantic petard*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Yeah its like totally the gayest thing ever
i mean a proper mans veg is like parsnip or something
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# then explain this little paradox
tomato is often found in salad, but never in fruit salad
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# To paraphrase,
Knowledge is knowing that a Tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit salad!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# :)
I'll be using that - so perhaps you'd better tag it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Your powers are strong...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# A few days ago I was lucky enough to try some tomato jam
YES, TOMATO JAM
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Surely that would be a chutney? Or a pickle?
I love tomatos!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# You dropped this 'e'
:)

Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Nope, Jam.
i7.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/ef/db/7620_1.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# tomato jam
is probably the most appalling idea i've ever heard. you should be ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I have tried that.
It just tastes like sugar essentially.

Silly Jam.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# It is known as a "salad vegetable"
Anyway, I know someone who used to dip chunks of tomato in sugar as a treat.
Never tried it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# but i like strawberries with
black pepper and basalmic vinegar

yummy
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# THIS HARD^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Exactly...
they can be swapped about everywhere.

I'm off to do some homework... later duuuudes.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# nice
lots of ours got blight :(
(horrid, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# They died for a reason
They became Tomartyrs.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I found a potato that looks like his sexy, sexy bum


...though it can also look like an old man bum, depends on which way you tip your head
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Did you see the phwoar pear earlier?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# When did you start looking at old men's bums!?
/remembers you shacking up with Kerry . . .

ahhhhh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# She loves old bums :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Son of Cheery Tomato!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# /Quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# :D
Meth tomato!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# now I see the likeness
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha that reminds me of this:
www.pixar.com/featurefilms/inc/images/chrs_roz.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Monsters Inc. FTW
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# send it to esther rantzen
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# fruit cum
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)