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# newsletter subjlect line compo
prove yourself nefarious,
write something hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# FINNISH HIM!
or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Swedish twins massive hit with truckers?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# This!
wot he said
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# mindshare lose their mind.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Actually,
Mindshare lose their minds.

I prefer the plural.

anti-ris (probably only fun for geeks)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# PODGE AND RODGE FOR PRESIDENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Examining the rich tapestry of life
And then scrawling a big magenta cock on it
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# GEORGE BUSH SAVES THE WORLD!
EXCLUSIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# B3ta.com. It’s like a factory seconds stall for the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# stool!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# ^ *votes for this*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# WANK ME, I'M PARAPLEGIC!!!!
for no reason whatsoever......
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Gordon Brown forced to resign!
He just hasn’t done it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# DANCING AROUND LIKE THE FLIDS FROM FAME!!

corr try saying that fast
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Taking a dump on your table
Then smearing a generous portion on every place setting
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# B3TA: THE SPASTIC FANTASTIC OF THE NETHERWEB!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Bumming your gran
For shits and giggles
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I've said it before and I'll say it again.
B3TA NEWSLETTER; A PERFECT END TO THE WEAK.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# OBAMA FOR PRIMEMINISTER
If america dont want him, we'll fucking have him.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# hahahahaha!
AGREED!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Big surge in hits on the BBC News Site at 12:52pm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# i went to the Grauniad ashally
:p
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# wow
i finally got this joke
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# SARAH PALIN: DOWNS WITH THE KIDS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# We’ve screwed the pooch again
Just to see the look on his face
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Now in 3-D*
*3-D effects not compatible with Windows or Mac OS
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Now that's what I call a "Finnishing" school!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# THIS^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ^this^
you sick fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# B3ta newsletter 347
A little piece of webby heaven
It's so nice
Like Ambrosia Creamed Rice
Which is apparently made in Devon.

© William McGonagall, 2008
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Some retards just delivered my neighbour some cement!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# also he has a skip
and yay, within half an hour of the skip appearing someone who wasn't him was putting crap in it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# That is the natural order of things...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Now wider up front than Jade Goody's mimsie
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# IT'S NOT RAPE IF THEY DESERVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# OH MY GOD, I'M TELLING OPRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# OVER 9000 PENISES
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# epic lulz
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# "They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FRENCH GIRL AND A BASKETBALL TEAM?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# ????????
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# A BASKETBALL TEAM SHOWERS AFTER FOUR PERIODS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# "I don't know emvee, what is the difference
between a French girl and a basketball team?"
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# "Just £2 a month could prop up a failing economy"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# THOSE WHO DIE. THEMS THE LUCK ONES!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# DANGLING OVER YOUR COMPUTER, PISSING GREAT LINKS ALL OVER YOUR EMAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# More to say than a Barclaycard Phone call
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Thank you for your post, for training and legal reasons it may be recorded, here at Barclaycard we appreciate your business and look forward to a representative talking to you and trying to sell you products you cannot afford. Please hold.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# PULL YOUR FUCKING FINGER OUT, BEN GOLDACRE
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# He won his libel case
there's no excuse really
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I DEMAND MY ANSWERS
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# "FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND, THE COUNTRY WHERE I QUITE LIKE TO BE, RIFLE SHOOTING OR MAIMING, OR JUST MASS MURDER IN SCHOOL... FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND, FINLAND HAS IT ALL"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# and so far from vietnam
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# spout, handle, lid of metal. what's inside the singing kettle...
OH GOD ITS THE BLOOD OF DEAD CHILDREN.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# YES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Going out to more people than the number of times TGA replies to this post!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
#
TGA emvee
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I THINK I'VE FUCKED MY SHIFT KEY
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# LISTENING TO DURAN DURAN SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# PALM SUNDAY - INTERNATIONAL WANKING DAY 2008
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# COLLAPSING BANKS, RELAXING WANKS.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# SOMALI TANKS
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7637257.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Bobbing about in your inbox
like an unflushable piece of sweetcorn
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# B3ta: Bailing out America since 1929
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)