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# My boss wanted me to show him how to use photoshop


I am absolved of all responsibility.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# He is also a b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# We must know who this man is!
NOW!

Edit: NOt the fatty fat fat, your boss!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# The Fouricci Sequence
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# P.S.
I live near you.
*stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# London is a big place ;)
Where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Mottingham
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# surely that's just a John Motson theme park
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Well I never!
I was drunk waiting at the station there just 9 days ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha - I have a vision of you with a tray of soups falling about pissed now
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# 'noons Geoff, Redsushi
hope you're both well
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *smoosh*
Grand ta. Off to Majorca on Sat.
25c and sunny - yay!
How's you matey?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# You lucky feck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# bit coldy
sitting in bed with the radiator on, trying to sweat it out

but otherwise remarkably chipper

have a good time on your hols, you lucky bastard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I fucking love Mottingham Hotspur
Best of all the feetball teams
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Mottingham Forest
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Reminds me of teh time I was in 'Nam.
...Mottingnam.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Please boys!
At least appreciate the wonders of Mottingham!

www.elthampalace.org.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Good knowledge
its closer to Mottingham than Eltham.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Well to be honest with you,
I always think of it as being in Mottingham as it is so far down Court Road.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# yeah who is it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# blimey
hows the injury?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# haha :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha!!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# hahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# AM I the only person seeing a black man diving for some fried chicken?
Isn't it a bit...y'know...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# lolarious?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# racy? what's wrong with being racy?
Oh! racist
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# 4chan, more like.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# you're seeing a fat man diving
who happens to be black.

what does this tell you?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Inertia is in effect.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# HA!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I've been watching this for about 10 minutes now
fake! no one that lardy could keep up such exercise without having to eat the treadmill

obviously when I say 10 mins, I lie
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# He used to be a decent 'keeper
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Seriously you probably are
I saw a fat man diving for some chicken, which is maybe a bit y'know fattist.

The colour of his skin shouldn't have any bearing on the gag, which is a big fat man diving for some unhealthy food in front of a sign saying 'FAT CUNT' :D
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# You're most likely right.
I get shhown a lot of shitty 4chan-esque racist crap so much it's kind of made wary.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# And I didn't even notice the 'Fat Cunt' behind him...D'oh!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Personally I couldn't give a rats
but it's not true to say that the skin shouldn't have any bearing on the gag, as there is a stereotype that black people like fried chicken.

Australians like beer, but that kind of talk doesn't get thrown around with any real hatred behind it.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# hello treacle
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)