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# Strange things are happening
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *examines scene*
Nope, everything appears to be in order here, Sir. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# It's not in order on B3ta though
FFS I wanted an early night and now Fraser has scuppered my plans.
Where's this week's challenge eh?
*shakes fist*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# IN MY PANCE
FIND 'EM GO ON, HAVE A RUMMAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I had a rummage once
and all i got was this lousy T-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Thanks for leaving the socks in there though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Thass pretty fucking ace, as usual.


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# FREE ASS PORNO?!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# WHERE? ah ha you tricked me! Tricked!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
#
PENISBOT
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# WHY DID I CLICK THAT???
I'M ON MY DAD'S PC TOO
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha.
Mr. Dixon: "Hmmm that's funny, I don't remember searching for free arse porn. You have to pay for the good stuff."
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# He's into upskirt shots and women in tights
I wish you'd clear your fucking cache Dad. CANNOT UNKNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHA FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Oh urrrgh
Dad's aren't supposed to like sex or have sex or look at naughty pictures.
It's just wrong.
He could warp your mind forever!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# hahah
i found my mate's dad's porn stash once at a party.

she knew it was there but couldn't find it cos it was "hidden"

took me about 3 seconds,
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# What will he think
when he's sees you've been looking a men and women having sex!!!
Not just men!!!!
;)


too far?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*plots rewengay*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I keep seeing this as a traffic jam and the big tentacle thing is traffic lights.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# fucking oddball.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Well there IS a car stopped in front of it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# My car is stopped outside my house.
DO I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRAFFIC LIGHT?????
Hmmm?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# yes
you do
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# THERE'S ALSO A TOASTER BUT IT DON'T LOOK LIKE ANY GODDAM KITCHEN I KNOW, DESMOND MORRIS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# WELL I'M SORRY FOR HAVING AN IMAGINATION, YOU BORING OLD FART
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# FART???
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# He does have a point.
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# It's the name for that escaping of gas you sometimes get from your bum.
Often smelly, sometimes loud and rasping, occasionally used as a playful insult.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Cook cook cook cookability
That's the beauty of gas
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Gas is a wondrous thing.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Also expensive
goddam gas heating
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I SEE GHOST CATS VS SPERMS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Splendid
How perfectly timed of me! Nice one walrus and hello b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# colour it in!
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Strange things are happening
can i colour it in?
(syncmaster, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# You're welcome to give it a try :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# The mind of Mr. Goatse?
(Dr. Evil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# PARTY TIME?
*wants party time*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# this looks like a picture
from the best colouring book evar!
(gleam has been selling these fine leather jackets since, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# ^this
Walrus, should compile them all and get in touch with a publisher :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# CATCHY CATCHY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)