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# Challenge: Shop my mate's old banger! (Not a euphemism)
Some of the folks at a certain car related fan forum have already had a go at this and... to be honest the results are a bit average. But my buddies seem to think that their efforts are works of wonder though. I want to prove that the B3ta community are not only funnier but superior digital editors/artists! Time to show them the light methinks.

Edit: This was intended as a bit of fun to while away the last few hours of work. I've been frequenting this site for years and it looks as though the community has lost its sence of humor and has become as stale at the challenges themselves. And there I was singing the praises of B3ta.com.
(MikeXPose, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I suspect you should prepare
for a "letting down"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
#
better than some of the other image challenges weve had lately
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# the retro scifi one was good!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# thats why i said "SOME"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# ahh...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I would be taking a contrary position to this.
The board filling up with gazillions of paintmashes of an autotrader class photo of the same car is not a hoot in my books.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# FAIL
FUCKINPISSBABYFAILBABYFUCKPISSFAILBABIES!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Oh my.
What a sight to come back to.

Also, stop talking about my looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# k
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I'd invest in some body armour right about now
With special ArseRape Defender 2008!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# i come back to this?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# And you still don't fucking reply to me on MSN.
WHAT'S THE FUCKING DEAL, YO.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# At least he came to the bash
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Oh don't kick me while I'm down :(
I did want to go, but I wasn't able to do the journey and subsequently made new plans.

However, these plans did not involve watching micto get bummed by a giant glowstick penis, so it's hard to tell which was the more worthwhile choice.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Aww, I was only kidding
You were in one of the best photos taken from the night!

Proof
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I'm in all of the best photos from that night.
Because I was the coolest person in the room.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# oh was that today?
i thought that was from yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# :( 'twas today.
How are you, dawg :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Hello Matey!
You all well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# not too bad, trying to remember how to use my tablet again :)
you guys get home ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Was all good, thank'ee sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I spoke to you days ago you bellend and you didn't reply.
Well you're not getting my attention.

*flounce*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# sorry, man, i've been all over the place recently.
there's a new radio show up in the archives if you fancy a listen. we started again last night but i forgot to tell people
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I AM GOING TO REPLY AGAIN BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE BECOMING POPULAR.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I'M NOT REPLYING TO HIM.
MINE WAS NON-REPLY. AN ANTI-REPLY IF YOU WILL.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I'm going to start work.
I could do better than that with some crayons and a blindfold... and Parkinson's disease.
(MikeXPose, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# WHYTHEFUCKAREYOUREPLYINGTOYOUROWNPOSTYOUFRUIT?!?!!?!?!???!!!?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# This is an insult to fruits everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# cheers for coming to us first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Arf!
That's a professional politeness right there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# haha!
thats why everyone is really upset isn't it?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# One of my mate's posted the challenge on the car forum.
... not me.
(MikeXPose, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# ooooh! Cheeky Ninja as well, eh?
As I said before - that's not going work as a 'credible defence'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# First one of the week.
Although I suspect not the last...


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Still love this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# THIS MAN TERRIFIES AND AROUSES ME IN EQUAL MEASURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# "Frowns...squints....realises!!!!!!!!!!!
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
*kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# ..."But I don't know where those lips have been!"
(the ring is a nice touch btw)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I'm setting the Leslie on you.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Hubab hubba!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# He has Beadle hands
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# *weighs in late*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# i love this
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I've had a go.
www.b3tards.com/b2e971822063e12a88e/horsepower.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# good thing that links allways purple
cuz i click it so much
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# it's always pink
for me :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# ah, i meant pink as well
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I love that!
Best of all the banger-shops.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I hereby declare thee "shit"
You are now officially shit. Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# this isn't the X Factor
you want

/sing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# go fuck yourself
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# What, like your Auntie did to you when you were a nipper with her..
.. huge deformed cock shaped clitorus? You used to hate those "special baths" didn't you?
Anyway I don't need to fuck myself. I've already been torn a new arse by everybody here.
(MikeXPose, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# toys
pram

flung

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# * at home lols*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)