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# Challenge: Shop my mate's old banger! (Not a euphemism)
Some of the folks at a certain car related fan forum have already had a go at this and... to be honest the results are a bit average. But my buddies seem to think that their efforts are works of wonder though. I want to prove that the B3ta community are not only funnier but superior digital editors/artists! Time to show them the light methinks.

Edit: This was intended as a bit of fun to while away the last few hours of work. I've been frequenting this site for years and it looks as though the community has lost its sence of humor and has become as stale at the challenges themselves. And there I was singing the praises of B3ta.com.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I suspect you should prepare
for a "letting down"
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
#
better than some of the other image challenges weve had lately
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# the retro scifi one was good!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Agreed
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# thats why i said "SOME"
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# ahh...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I would be taking a contrary position to this.
The board filling up with gazillions of paintmashes of an autotrader class photo of the same car is not a hoot in my books.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# FAIL
FUCKINPISSBABYFAILBABYFUCKPISSFAILBABIES!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Oh my.
What a sight to come back to.

Also, stop talking about my looking for.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# HAHA
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# k
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
#

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I'd invest in some body armour right about now
With special ArseRape Defender 2008!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# i come back to this?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# And you still don't fucking reply to me on MSN.
WHAT'S THE FUCKING DEAL, YO.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# At least he came to the bash
:p
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Oh don't kick me while I'm down :(
I did want to go, but I wasn't able to do the journey and subsequently made new plans.

However, these plans did not involve watching micto get bummed by a giant glowstick penis, so it's hard to tell which was the more worthwhile choice.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Aww, I was only kidding
You were in one of the best photos taken from the night!

Proof
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I'm in all of the best photos from that night.
Because I was the coolest person in the room.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# oh was that today?
i thought that was from yesterday.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# :( 'twas today.
How are you, dawg :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Hello Matey!
You all well?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# not too bad, trying to remember how to use my tablet again :)
you guys get home ok?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Was all good, thank'ee sir!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I spoke to you days ago you bellend and you didn't reply.
Well you're not getting my attention.

*flounce*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# sorry, man, i've been all over the place recently.
there's a new radio show up in the archives if you fancy a listen. we started again last night but i forgot to tell people
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I AM GOING TO REPLY AGAIN BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE BECOMING POPULAR.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I'M NOT REPLYING TO HIM.
MINE WAS NON-REPLY. AN ANTI-REPLY IF YOU WILL.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I'm going to start work.
I could do better than that with some crayons and a blindfold... and Parkinson's disease.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# WHYTHEFUCKAREYOUREPLYINGTOYOUROWNPOSTYOUFRUIT?!?!!?!?!???!!!?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# This is an insult to fruits everywhere.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# cheers for coming to us first
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Arf!
That's a professional politeness right there
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# haha!
thats why everyone is really upset isn't it?!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# One of my mate's posted the challenge on the car forum.
... not me.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# ooooh! Cheeky Ninja as well, eh?
As I said before - that's not going work as a 'credible defence'
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# First one of the week.
Although I suspect not the last...


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Still love this
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# THIS MAN TERRIFIES AND AROUSES ME IN EQUAL MEASURE.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# "Frowns...squints....realises!!!!!!!!!!!
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
*kisses*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# ..."But I don't know where those lips have been!"
(the ring is a nice touch btw)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I'm setting the Leslie on you.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Hubab hubba!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# He has Beadle hands
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# *weighs in late*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# i love this
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I've had a go.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# good thing that links allways purple
cuz i click it so much
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# it's always pink
for me :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# ah, i meant pink as well
:)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I love that!
Best of all the banger-shops.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I hereby declare thee "shit"
You are now officially shit. Good work!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# this isn't the X Factor
you want

/sing
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# go fuck yourself
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# What, like your Auntie did to you when you were a nipper with her..
.. huge deformed cock shaped clitorus? You used to hate those "special baths" didn't you?
Anyway I don't need to fuck myself. I've already been torn a new arse by everybody here.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# toys
pram

flung

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# * at home lols*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)