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# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


My request to start a petition for a Tony Hart Gallery to be set up at the National Gallery London has been turned down!

Right, any suggestions who I should start writing to about this, if the government won't do it, I'll have to go over their heads!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# The Times
they'll put anything on the letters page.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# David Cameron, he'll promise to do it
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Only if I can add "and fuck off while you're at it" to the request
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# filthy...
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# well why not
who is going to vote for gordy next time after this mess?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Post a letter to Boris J.
He's most probs still got all "Hart Beat" on tape.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# nah
they didn't export it to New York
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Wake Up To Wogan on Radio 2
His show loves that stuff. It helps if you have a punny name. Being called Chris, I suggest "Crispian Fresh" :)
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Not a bad idea
Also on the punny names.
Sal Monella
Arthur Minnit
Stu Andumplings
Annie Matronic
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Hugh Jas
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Amanda Huggankiss
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Greg Sthebakers
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# mike hunt
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# phil mccrevice
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Ima Rimmer
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# bea o'problem
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Hahahaha, winner!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)
# heheh
once again, watching the simpsons pays off :D
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Ah, not seen that one :)
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# i haven't watched it for ages
but that one stuck in my mind. my uncle married a very sweaty woman :(
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Drew Peacock
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# My tog name was Sal Acious
about 50% of my acquaintances still call me Sal, and many don't actually know what my real name is.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# The Daily Mail
Just suggest that scrounging gypsy immigrants are opposed to the idea and that the police are powerless to act.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# the queen
hey, it's got to be worth a try!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# That's what lead to Prince Charles.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# eeeww
i don't even want to think about that.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# What, the Queen doing the humptybacked monster with Phil?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# *boke*
it'd be like watching 2 giant foreskins getting jiggy
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Now maybe
But 60 years ago....
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# upper-class porn just doesn't do it for me
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# You gotta admit....in her day, MARGARET was a bit of alright.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# i think they all look like
there's a large portion of horse in their ancestry.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Or Elephant in Charles case.... (Umm....EAR reference, not penile)
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)
# they seem to be getting bigger with age
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# "One has come to fix your duplicating machine"
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# "oh dear, one's breasts have become rather too soapy"
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# *Cue sleazy harpsichord music*
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Why don't you write to your own address, but spell everything wrong, and post it in a different county, just to see if it still comes.
Posse out y'all.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Banksy
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Write to Lord Saatchi
after all he would own bugger all if it were not for Lord Hart

I could phone Nigella and ask...
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Is this not a re-post?
:(
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)