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# Juxtaposition


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I spotted this in the supermarket a while ago, I thought the combination of 'love it' and 'gang rape' was a bit wrong.
(NSFW, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Yes
We are That's Life. On weekends rob calls himself Ester.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# :(
I was just reminded of it after reading this week's newsletter
(NSFW, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# S-A-U-S-A-G-E-S :D
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Ester
as in poly
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# What?
As in Little Poly Ester?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# How..?!
Did she really rape that whole gang?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# They were tied to her boyfriend, which helped.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# *chortle*
oh i shouldn't laugh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# MASSIVE LOL
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# pff-! *stifles laughter*
I think you can take that L plate off now
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# 'Our Abbie sent us a baby from heaven.'
...a dead one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Awww.
bless
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Well you couldn't eat a live one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I could if I had my babyliking gland removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# yeah... best to let them hang and mature for a while.....

*Edited so the Cap' makes no sense*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# and and and and and and and and
Oh you editor, now I make no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I'm working, watching Knight's Tale and typing this at the same time
so a few typos are gonna sneak in.... :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# KNIGHTS TALE
Mmmm Mark Addy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Roland, really?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Oh hell yes.
Then Watt, then Prince doodah, then Ulrich von Jokerface then wonky Sewell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# hmmm....
well, as stunning as Shannyn Sossamon is, I have to say I'd probably go for Laura Fraiser... I'm not sure why....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# She's alright
she looks very like my payroll lady.

I dunno, I find her a bit meh. Looking like this I have no legs to stand on, but still. Sossamon'd get it, but really I'd think she was nicer if she was rounder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# sardine
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Thanks chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Any time:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# An Xmas IT bag?
is it full of seasonal antivirus protection, and a spare G drive?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Pffffffffffahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# When I saw that at first, I actually thought the whole thing was shopped.
My nipple dropped off after botched boob job?

So desperate to be skinny I ate tissues?

I had a gastric balloon fitted - at 14?

What kind of sick magazine IS this?
(AMadDayYes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# sounds like the episode list for that Jeremy Kyle show....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I watched that yesterday
there was an extremely odd-looking girl on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I just feel sorry for her . . .
C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I didn't, she was her own worst enemy
and had about as much sense as a small cube of cheddar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I just feel sorry for her . . .
Heehee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I just
feel her
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I've eaten tissues
well, I tried it when it was the thing in school (all-girls schools are great for strange diets). It's crap. I much preferred the 'wear very high shoes as it burns more calories and only drink black coffee' diet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Did you eat them raw?
I wouldn't mind betting that crispy, fried tissues would be quite a tasty delicacy.
(AMadDayYes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Yes, raw.
Not wriggling though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# But you look great on it, honey...
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# :D
Cheers lovely. Those were the days of my mother telling me I looked like the Nazis had got to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I reckon the most disturbing bit is the
"My 4ft sex god' story.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# yes, we all did
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Nice to see gangs getting a taste of their own medicine
if you ask me

Though tying them to her boyfriend seems a little excessive
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)