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# Me Order! Me Master!


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Hello all, I'm new to b3ta. This been done?Thought I'd start off with a doozie..
(tw apparently makes nightmares come true?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# CAN NOT SEE
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# They look so happy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# i suppose they would be happy
even if they ran pigshit, i mean energy...
(tw apparently makes nightmares come true?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Argh! HAIRY NORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Arf!
*sings*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQHm7t58424
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# dj luck mc neat master blaster 2000
This reminds me of the Rollins skit: "you are not musicians! you are a record player player - fuckface, dj f--- ff--- fuckface"
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# come selecta!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Maybe duck would prefer this?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p1P-lPrG4mk
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I wish I had hed fones :)
/secret junglist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Tis the second most woo song of all time!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MS8UHOFk-KI
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# :D
you're almost as cool as me - you can be in my gang
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Sweet!
How about this one?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtILxBszyf8&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *sings louder*
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1vMD4A_soTU
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is fucking shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hehe, excellent! welcome to b3ta
pull up a stool and 'shop a forensic gardener, you'll never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# haha!
well done, and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# very nicely done
... pull up a kitten you'll never leave. and so on.

in other thread jacking news- -I have a new keyboard, but since I bought my last one (6 years ago) some twat has fucked things up and invented F Lock.

does anyone know of a pretty little script which will cunt it in the fuck (get rid of it)?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# no danger - I've found one
fat lot of use you lot are

weblogs.asp.net/jgalloway/archive/2005/11/29/431762.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# What the fuck is F-Lock?
Edit: Why the fuck would they do that? Twats!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# i wondered
but read that article and it all made sense
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# okay - God invented keyboard in 1982 or something
and they were good (aside from the colour) and they had the function (F) keys.

In 2003 Microsoft decided that the F Keys were not good (which is a wrong lie) and that they should be replaced with something which does something else.

However, because they're a bunch of gutless fucks they didn't want to do away with the F Keys so they invented F Lock which is like caps lock but for the Function Keys. If F Lock is off you get the shitty MS F Keys, if it's on you get God's F Keys... the default is off.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Try here
weblogs.asp.net/jgalloway/archive/2005/11/29/431762.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# thanks Barbie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# no probs
happy to help
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# or here
weblogs.asp.net/jgalloway/archive/2005/11/29/431762.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# people buy keyboards?
i just get "broken" ones off IT staff in school

basically some little shit had swapped the d and g keys but the IT techs hadn't realised so thought it was faulty. free keyboard for me, and no problem after a couple of seconds with a screwdriver
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# fuck, you have some shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit IT techs eh?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# aye
they spent most of their time sitting in our music tech suite slagging and downloading limewire so they could play doom or summat.
there was no phone in there so they couldn't be found by people with IT problems.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# pffft
Is that Man-E-Faces fromt he He man film?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)