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# The many faces of Tara Reid
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# chick from American pie
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I never got that film
probably because it was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# sourpuss
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# YES, YES I AM
and I smell of poo and wee
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# ^ this
purile American shite, as subtle as a baseball bat to the head
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Fucking agreement.
Like the Scary Movie franchise (inclusive of epic etc), they can fuck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# RAAAGE
I watched Disaster movie two weeks ago, I can still boil water with the bulging vein on my forehead
(Hektor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# was it that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I like that they start writing "parodies" for movies before the movies have even finished being shot
they just "make fun of them" based on the trailers.

I've seen Scary Movie but I have yet to see Disaster Movie. I really want to. They bring in incredible amounts of money.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# ^this with huge fucking bells on
I really hate all that shite...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# why do you watch it then?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I've only seen a few in their entirety
I make a point of avoiding them in general. I have however seen on occasion clips that are meant to be the best bits of the films, and they have been some of the most unfunny "comedy" I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Surely to be able to bitch about something you have to experience it or a bit of it.
I'm off for a cigarette. This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# She has been in good films as well.
Like The Big Lebowski....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# kuddo's for that one
but she fucked it up by doing the alone in the dark thing
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Never heard of that, thank fuck :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# i watched american pie for the millionth time on friday
what a difference 8 years makes
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# 8 years of drinking too much
edit: arch
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
#
to too
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# *HORNS*
*FEARS*
*HORNS*
*FEARS*
*HORNS*
*FEARS*
*HORNS*
*FEARS*
*HORNS*
*FEARS*
*HORNS*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# :(
This makes me very sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I am confused and aroused
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Tara Reid? Arse like any other woman? You're joking.
I might tattoo a face on mine, one day. Stephen Fry's, possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I don't think I'd tattoo a face on Stephen Fry's arse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# That is one of the many difference between you and I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# why when there are so many better things to tattoo on his arse? Like a giant moustache.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *votes for my face*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I won't say what I almost did
although rest assured it was hilarious.

You on one, Fry on the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I'm going to have to know.
The only things I can think of are rude.

and the other thing I thought of, is getting me tattooed in the middle of your bum doing a Kenneth Williams impression, but that's sort of rude as well.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# :D or an Al Jolson jazz hands....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I really don't think that arse is representative of 'any other woman'
Of all the real life arses ive seen, ive NEVER seen one as flat and saggy as that :S
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# She's mid walk, thus mid jiggle
and unless you've been hanging around with Walken you wouldn't have really seen that for longer than a nanosecond before.

Anyone with a tiny amount of fat on their bottom (so everyone) ripples when they walk a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I'd say NSFW
but only because I just got fired over this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# i suggest you sell your body.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# SELL IT TO ME
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Sold: one medioce body.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# why? it wasn't like an ripped open pussy or chubby sex
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Oh FFS
Faq, etc.

I've been told off for far less. If it can be interpreted as porn from a long distance away, it's NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# will keep that in mind next time
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Thanks
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Still looks better than my arse
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# OMG NEW CELEBRITY SHOCK PHOTOS CELEBRITIES ARE NOT ALL SMOOTH HAIRLESS ÜBERBEINGS LETS ALL LOOK AT HOW FAT THEY ARE SO WE DON'T FEEL SO DEPRESSED ABOUT OUR OWN BORING, TALENTLESS EXISTENCE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# too late for that, I already feel "FEEL SO DEPRESSED ABOUT OUR OWN BORING, TALENTLESS EXISTENCE"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# buy less/more Heat magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# HATE MAGAZINE
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I do have to admit
I thought I'd stumbled on the Heat website when I pressed F5 then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I have to admit, it's copy-pasted from the Heat website.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *points up, nods head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
#
The scariest thing about "along in the dark".

T'was on once. I'm glad I didn't watch the whole thing.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# me 2 it had Uwe Boll written all over it.
I made it for 15 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
#
you see some muscle bound guy at the beginning trying to kill Slater and seems to have the healing powers of Claire Bennet and has nothing to do with the game and you know it's gonna be a bad film.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hear
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Well, I've no idea who this is nor why i should care,
but I feel a lot better about my arse now...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I love your arsch
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# She's got an arse like Gordon Ramsey's face
I don't know who she is by the way...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# lol, I had to do a shop about that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)