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# OSABAMA!


I know it's been done before, but here's my attempt..
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# That's brilliant
but make sure you don't show it to the 'Merkins!
Edit: It's HUGE! Rez it!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Why not?
This is hardly the first time I've seen something like this- the rednecks and conservative wackos have been publishing such things for months, along with harping on the fact that his middle name is Hussein.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# that is absolutely HUGE but at the same time brilliant.
Might be an idea to optimise it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Deja vu can kill.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# it was just a glitch in the b3trix
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ^all of this
with added
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

i didn't notice the other one, same applies. looking at your site, you don't need optimisation tips at all, you clearly have the talent and i want to see more of your stuff, you can fix the size thing easy and become everyone's new favourite b3tan, would be a crying shame if you just ended up on countless ignore list because of something seemingly so trivial as a few too many kb's.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# or........
www.lemonparty.co.uk/floptimisation.htm

EDIT: probs best not to click this actually, i haven't a clue where you might end up....NSFW (maaaaaybe)
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Any geek knows its .org.
I'm tempted to get limeparty and start a shitty webcomic, but I don't know if I'll get around to it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# It's 125 over
M3ssential doesn't even get to post his half Megs.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# anything else you want to post?
tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# quick!
Replace it with a little big planet creature!

Eeeedgyyyy!
(Hektor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# ZOMG! it's true! eleventy. p.s. smaller
in other news - this is awesome www.moviestorm.co.uk/MSDB/MoviePageServlet?id=1051

Someones used the Halloween pack I made for Moviestorm to make a Billy Ocean video :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# that is really rather good
it also amuses me that they chose billy ocean
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# choice of song is easily as good as the visuals :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# i heartily agree
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# He reminds me of one of the characters
from that Harlem Globetrotters cartoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# And which one of these do you think is going to go viral first?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# you mean infect peoples PCs and format their hard drives?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Nicely animated, but terribly optimised...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# All this ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# and this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# you see, now you fucked it.
Apart from the fact it is too big there was no reason you could not have posted both your images in the same thread. Or is the main page just for you today?
Because you know all about not being selfish and pushing other people's work off the page because it's in the faq, which you have read. Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Everyone, hold on a second, stop everything
Pasanonic seems to be upset.

Something has gone seriously wrong here.

He might even decide to ignore someone in this thread!

Quickly! Someone get him an imaginary fleet of sail boats and a 12 year old boy to murder before we all regret it!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# now you've gone and done it :(
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *readies opposing light sources*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Ooooooohh
handbags at dawn!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Is he going for a double FP?
Deserved quite frankly. Genius.
(Bob the Scutter, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# As much as it makes me smile
I can't help but worry that someone will use this animation for the wrong reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Oh now that is rude.
Do you really think politicians would EVER use something like this in a misdeed?

How underhanded do you think they are?

You should be ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# MISTER PINEAPPLE. DO GO ON.
Actually don't, I'm too pissed to be posting.

Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# sweet dreams jelly bean
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I agree
it's probably on some right wing KKK KFC morons website by now...

who knows, it might end up being McCain's last ditch attempt at getting in... just this gif running on a huge screen behind him and him going "eh? have you noticed eh? eh? I mean - I don't think I have to say it do I? eh?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Joe the plumber will just stand there pointing at for five hours on c-span
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I'm sure the people that would have already made their own version in paint by now
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I like this lots, but:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# heh heh pure magic
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Nicely done!
but I don't think anyone said...

IT'S TOO BIG PLEASE OPTIMIZE!!
or are you just ignoring them?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# FP THIS NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)