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# actual sign in the sammich shop on my road
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Here's 20p
Can I have a sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# bacon and egg please
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# There is a sammich shop in Mayfair
filled with Italian beauties who make the most astoundingly huge cold cut and salad sarnies with a huge cappuccino to boot. I would kill for one of those right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Never mind the sandwich, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Sandwich? What
sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
#
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE WANTING A BAPS
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
#
Are they really that beautiful?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# oh yeah.
Two of them would be worth re-modelling the basement for.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# hahahhahahahahhaha Fritzllol!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# mind the piss
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# so its a family thing then
;-)


/fritzl blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib, sir.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# italian beauty
or sarnies?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# that sounds rather nice
though replace the cappuccino with a triple espresso and you've got heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Good man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Do you stand there like Harry Enfield's character does in the sandwich shop in his new show?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha
one of the few funny sketches in that show :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# few being the operative word.
/although I used to work for a guy that is scarily like the 'posh wank' shop keeper in both looks and mannerisms
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Yes, that one I liked also
also the international football manager one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Haha. You know I've never watched Enfield's new show.
( because I think he's a twat that can't do a thing without Whitehouse but never gave him the credit for making his career) but I was flicking the other night and caught the Polish Cafe sketch and it made me laugh. Immediately I was thinking of the cafe on Dover Street but mainly because I have an on off illicit liaison with a girl in Hammersmith called Magda ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Hullo sah
Boosh? 50 quid for the pair, guv.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Oh right.
If I find someone foolish enough to want to go I'll take them if they have not gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Cheers chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# one of each please.
i'm famished!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# what odd punctuation
and lovely arm-resting boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I'll take the lot, thanks!
Nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I'm loving the apostrophe. It's like a real sandwich place.
I'd like an and sausage please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I would like egg
but with tomato. Must be grilled tomato.

I would like bread whose wheat was ground between the thighs of 9 year old Guatemalan girls.

Must have Lurpak butter.

k thx
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I like
a ciabatta covered in grated cheese with a spot of chopped ham and sun-dried toms ( the ones in a jar full of lovely oil.) lightly grilled. *slavers*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# tomatoes are shit
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# wrong!
you greenhouse
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Tomatoes. Food of the Gods
Sundried tomatoes. Food of the devil.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# raw/whole tomatoes = shite
pizza and tomato based sauces = ok-ish
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I like to sit with a bowl of
sweet cherry tomatoes and eat them until the juice is all over my face. Yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Oh how I missed those lovely Italian sandwich bars you get in that London
and their lovely ciabatta and double shot capuccino with a sprinkling of cinnamon.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# There is another one I miss too.
In Chelsea where the Kings road meet New King's road ( just past the junction for Cheyne walk )
That's Italian but does the best breakfast a man could want. ( and they are a family business with 3 nice daughters too. I wonder if i ever really went for the food )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# if we're talking classy then i'm a fan of:
half a bloomer split cut into two uber slices then filled with (in this order), salami, dried toms, mozzarella, fresh toms, salt, pepper, fresh basil leaves and then another layer of salami. stick in the george forman for a minute or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Having met and hugged you
I have no idea where you put all of this. I'm assuming it all goes to your hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# i know, it doesn't really make sense does it?
i'm finally beginning to bulge a little bit but nothing that the hills of sheffield won't sort out hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# That's a pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha i suppose :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Sarn'is now? Hahahaha!
There was a place in Cardiff that had a list of sangers and at the end it said 'Nice mind!'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Holy fuck, I have bacon AND eggs in my fridge
YESYESYES I am going to make a bacogg sammich
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I'm sorry that apostrophe's put me right off my lunch ;P
apo cata e y
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# It was tolerable at first, just a little nausea
but when I noticed the superfluous question mark, I vomited.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# its the stunted ellipses after "but" that offends me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Oh yes! I never spotted those
*vomits again*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# ahhh yes

The Australian Question Intonation lovingly scripted with an ellipsis and question mark. I can hear it in my head and I'm feeling all punchy.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# BEST please
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Can I get
Spam, egg, bacon and spam?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Ah!
The Grocers apo'strophe in action!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)