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# quiz time


I shall dispatch a shiny sovereign to whomever can name the object

clue 1: something you'd write
clue 2: like a diary (not a dairy)

ok as of 1747 nobody got it right, it was:

a reflective log

:)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# SHINY LOG TUBE
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# SILVER TRUNK POLE
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# CHROMED WOODEN PHALLUS
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# STEEL SPRUCE CABER
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# wrong, wrong and wrong
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# FUCKING FOILED FIR
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha no
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# is it the fabled SHINING PLATINUM PINE LOG OF INFINITY?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# try again
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# OOOooooooOOO
nocheating2.jpg


its a stretched disco ball?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# CHEATER!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# nocheating2.jpg
WTF IS A REFLECTIVE LOG?!?!?!??!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Someones dropped a massive silver log
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# warmer...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Long john silver?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Torchwood?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Tossing the silver caber?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# nay
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Is that green plaster a clue?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# no
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# FOILED THE SILVER LOG MASSIVE MEGA MECHA PLAN!?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# CAPTAINS LOG?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Word up Epic Fanny!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Word!
Ive been playing xbox and avoiding doing uni work today.... I really shouldnt have :(

You neck of t'woods?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Not too bad.
I had a nice walk in the woods this afternoon which was nice. But now it is pissing down :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah tis pissing down here, I want some snack food but cant be arsed to walk 1minute down teh road to the shop
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Pipe insulation?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# nope
(bit too literal)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Is it a Log 'o' rhythm?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# ummm... no
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Is it a nocheating2?
edit: it must be, everyone else seems to think so.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# It's a schooner!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# you're a schooner
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# no I'm a sailboat
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# a schooner IS a sail boat silly :P
lovely to sail

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schooner
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# .
really hard to light, giant crap cigarette
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# A PEBBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Silverwood??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# no
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Give us a clue....
Figure of speech???

Movie name??? (etc.)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# something you'd write
that's a huuuuge clue BTW
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Obituary?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# no
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# A letter?
A book?
A research paper?
A strongly worded letter to the editor?
My name?
The word "BUMWASP"?
An epic viking poem?
Sentences?
Love letters to your mum?
Love letters to my mum?
Sexually suggestive text messages to your dad?
A postcard?
A precard?
Replies on B3ta?
An essay?
The sentence "This is a pen" when trying out a new pen?
An article for 'Lawnmower Monthly' magazine regarding effective blade maintenance?
Gibberish?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Oh, you bastard.
I was just about to say BUMWASP.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# :D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# silver birch?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# ooooohhhhhh......Sounds GOOD to me!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# nope barking up the wrong tree
sorry!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Dead treeparts covered in shiny, shiny silver love.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# hahah what?...nope
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# One Flue Over The Cuckoo's Nest.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# no
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Log Flu(e)me?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# The Spy who Magnetised Me?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# It's not magenta, not animated, so I don't care what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# *cries*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# *pats shoulder*

*skullfucks*

SURPRISE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# *brightens up
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Poor quality wrapping paper?
Or a space tube? Log warmer? Dead tree corset? Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# no, no and no
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Log warmer!
LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Silver wood
of justice
(Cylon Bum Raider already knows how this will end, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# silver birch?
*waits for QI sirens*
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# PUT THAT AWAY RIGHT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# roffle
thanks for the coffee splattered screen
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I DON'T FUCKING CARE
All that matters is I've lost mobile phone reception because someone has chopped down the transmitter!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# :) nope bad luck
clues in beginning of thread
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Yew Tube?
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# hahah very good but no
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Amazing!
*Flounces off wishing I had thought of that*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Cyber log
(Cylon Bum Raider already knows how this will end, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Is it?
a co-axial caber?

It's certainly not a natural log.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# A
(cap) tins log.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# hee hee
no
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Dialog?
epilog?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# It certainly a dire log
(I apologise)
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# is it a web log ?
or a futuristic cock pipe for the elderly?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Is it a reflective log?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# What the hell is a "reflective log", you mentalist!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I dunno, it's just something I read somewhere
Maybe it's an emo-thing
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Oh, OK then.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# nice try Babarossa
but I think you'll find you're 2 mins late ;)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I think you'll find I could have been guessing until next Christmas
and never come up with "reflective log"...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Office log?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# monologue
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# C'mon......ANOTHER

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# What I saw in the toilet
a few hours after blowing the tin man.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Maybe her log had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)