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# You smug cunts just won't accept an apology, will you?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# depends whether you're being sincere or not
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# not without anal
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i will!
i'm married so i rarely get to hear one.
apology accepted.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# HAHA
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
I can fucking relate *clicks*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Divorce her.
That's the only way to go.

Dump that zero and get yourself a hero.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Then kill her.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Then kill yourself.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# But get a mate to YouTube it, if it isn't too late.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# he's been gone a while. i think it's too late.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# hey guys,
i was just doing some... um.. gardening!
thats it.
planting some stuff.
*taps nose*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# You were burying the bloodied, broken corpse of your wife, weren't you Ives?
You nawty little mischief-maker!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *puts hands in pockets*
*stares at ground*
yes sir.....
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Now you've been TOLD to wait until after prep to do your inhumations!
Write out "I will not bury corpses before prep" 100 times, and let that be a lesson to you!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *starts writing*
s'not bloody fair!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# this looks like a job for a FORENSIC GARDENER!
*swooshes cape*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *tries to hide roses*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# "This looks like a thorny case! Stand aside, perp, or I'll have to dead-head you!"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# you can question me all you want!
i wont dance to your prune...

i'm no good at puns...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# This could be the work of a stalk-er!
I'm sure we'll get to the 'roots' of this crime...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Oh dear lord, I'm going to end up as a hate figure in the Daily Mail.
DOES ANYBODY HAVE HIS PHONE NUMBER, REAL NAME, AND ADDRESS... SO I CAN CALL THE POLICE AND LET THEM KNOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE?

Not that I care about him, I just don't want to end up in as a figure of hate, I'm a nice guy normally, I don't know what came over me to say such a thing.

Please don't hate me /board, please don't.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ivesb
4th floor
b3ta Towers
b3taville
PO 3 B74
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# They've all forgotten who you are already.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# ^^ This.
Balders is a fine hard working decent upstanding member of the b3ta comunitee, and does anyone even thank him for his hard work? Do they fuck.

This out outragous.

I demand you all accept his apology at once, or you're shit. Really shit. Shitter than something that's so shitty that it shits shit in a shitter.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# MoT?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)