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# You're actually not very good at the trolling business.
Hell, I do a better job and I don't need a fake account.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# It is Clansoul
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Who the fuck is Clansoul?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I think he lives next door to Alice
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# for 24 years
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Alice?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# You know, I wish you'd stop talking about Alice, old boy.
I really have no idea who she is.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# spot on
he has multiple personalities, unfortunately none of them have a personality
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# xXxLOLxXx
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I was wondering
if Clansoul used to sing, centre stage, with Steely Dan...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ItqbXe5JE
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# hahahaha
that is a good one

And bill looks like a sports pimp
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
one of the best bands EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Man
Bill Cosby was hip
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# It is not.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Jesus KE-RIST every time I post some dickhead is telling me im doing something wrong or im a troll grow up and shut up >:(
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Orly?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Yeah really, god...
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# FUCKING 23 SKIDOO!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Oh Fanj, you are a card.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Nah, not Dave.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *puts money on the table*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *looks left..looks right...*
So what do you know Dix?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# *nudges hard in the ribs and winks like he's having a stroke*
saynomore saynomore
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
#
r
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# you ae a card?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# There's always one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# It just wouldn't be b3ta otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# If only that was the tagline to Highlander.
It would have been much funnier if instead of being an immortal warrior they were just a bloody nuisance.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Always coming round to steal your tea
and sit in your living room talking endless boring crap about their working days with their tedious colleagues. Bloody immortals.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# the worm
has turned...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Ugh, even this was tame.
At least put some proper effort into it.
You really do need to grow up, but grow up and learn to troll like a real man.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Yeah, well, if you're for real then you should try and like, get with the programme
People 'round here prefer their pictures 'shopped (and that doesn't mean scaled, cropped or level-adjusted) if you continue with your "here's a nice picture I found" then the "dickheads" (another distinctively American turn of phrase) will flame you.

Make something skillful or funny, make sure it's the right size, post it and you might just get away wil it.

Of course, it won't be as much fun as winding the board up... :P
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# your doing everything wrong
silly troll
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Does this not spur you onto to read the FAQs then
gayer
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# pointless exercise now god's invented ignore
shame, i liked the profile photo too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I liked the idea to start with
But they're just doing a really shitty job, it's a shame.

Some trolls have so much potential, but this one is just tame and boring now. It died too quickly, they obviously aren't cut out for it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Beacuse they may get banned.
Then the "real" b3tan behind it may too.

That's why i stopped doing it.*

*years ago now though
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Passive trolling is much more fun anyway.
You can be subtle and cunty without having to make a second account.

It's trolling on a WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I was shit at it!
Everyone knew it was me straight away!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Maybe you were trolling with a northern accent?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)