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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: EXTREME HORSES!

We love horses, and we're sure you do too. But imagine how much better it would be if they were adrenaline junkies, with their own horsey X-Games and everything!

Challenge suggested by SkUG and voted for by YOU.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)

OMG PONIES!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)

HAHAHA FUCKING YES!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)

this could be fun

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAH

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

i love horses

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)

Ooooh!

I might join in on this one.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)

Cool pic I found of a horse :)

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)

You're actually not very good at the trolling business.

Hell, I do a better job and I don't need a fake account.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)

It is Clansoul

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)

Who the fuck is Clansoul?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

I think he lives next door to Alice

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

for 24 years

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

Alice?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

You know, I wish you'd stop talking about Alice, old boy.

I really have no idea who she is.

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)

Haha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

hehe

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enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

spot on

he has multiple personalities, unfortunately none of them have a personality

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

haha

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mictoboy lurking on listopia instead, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

Haha!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

Pfft!

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Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

xXxLOLxXx

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)

I was wondering

if Clansoul used to sing, centre stage, with Steely Dan...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ItqbXe5JE

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

hahahaha

that is a good one

And bill looks like a sports pimp

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

Hahahaha

one of the best bands EVER

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

Man

Bill Cosby was hip

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

It is not.

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ClanSoul, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

Jesus KE-RIST every time I post some dickhead is telling me im doing something wrong or im a troll grow up and shut up >:(

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)

Orly?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

Yeah really, god...

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

FUCKING 23 SKIDOO!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

Oh Fanj, you are a card.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

Nah, not Dave.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

*puts money on the table*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

*looks left..looks right...*

So what do you know Dix?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

*nudges hard in the ribs and winks like he's having a stroke*

saynomore saynomore

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)

you ae a card?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

There's always one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

It just wouldn't be b3ta otherwise.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

If only that was the tagline to Highlander.

It would have been much funnier if instead of being an immortal warrior they were just a bloody nuisance.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)

Always coming round to steal your tea

and sit in your living room talking endless boring crap about their working days with their tedious colleagues. Bloody immortals.

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)

the worm

has turned...

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enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

Ugh, even this was tame.

At least put some proper effort into it.
You really do need to grow up, but grow up and learn to troll like a real man.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

Yeah, well, if you're for real then you should try and like, get with the programme

People 'round here prefer their pictures 'shopped (and that doesn't mean scaled, cropped or level-adjusted) if you continue with your "here's a nice picture I found" then the "dickheads" (another distinctively American turn of phrase) will flame you.

Make something skillful or funny, make sure it's the right size, post it and you might just get away wil it.

Of course, it won't be as much fun as winding the board up... :P

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unstableOvine : shoulder high in crap & my water wings are flat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

your doing everything wrong

silly troll

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

Does this not spur you onto to read the FAQs then

gayer

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)

pointless exercise now god's invented ignore

shame, i liked the profile photo too.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

I liked the idea to start with

But they're just doing a really shitty job, it's a shame.

Some trolls have so much potential, but this one is just tame and boring now. It died too quickly, they obviously aren't cut out for it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

Beacuse they may get banned.

Then the "real" b3tan behind it may too.

That's why i stopped doing it.*

*years ago now though

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

Passive trolling is much more fun anyway.

You can be subtle and cunty without having to make a second account.

It's trolling on a WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

I was shit at it!

Everyone knew it was me straight away!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

Maybe you were trolling with a northern accent?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

that's a great picture of a horse you've drawn yourself Dee Dee Murry

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)

made with mints

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

quite so

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

Why am I looking at your horse?

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

cancel the fucking compo

we have ourselves a winner

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

so what regular are you?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

Obviously a shitty one.

It's the most boring second account I've seen for a while.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

it really is pathetic

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

am I the only person not to have multiple accounts?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

I considered it, but realised that it was quite boring.

If I did, I'd actually put in a lot of effort and not be a boring troll.
I'd create an entire new personality that actually interacted with the b3ta community that people genuinely did think was real. THAT'S what trolling is all about, it's no fun if people can guess outright what is going on.

People just don't put the effort in these days.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

Exactly, Sir

*votes for Pineapple*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

I genuinely would, I'm a dedicated prankster.

I just can't really be bothered to dedicate the time to it at the moment.

Maybe one day I'll invent a personality, just for you.

Rest assured it won't be obvious. Being a girl on the internet is the biggest giveaway, we all know it's against the law.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

personally I blame the scapegoats

oh I need to change the email address for this account too

how do I cahnge emalis ? how do I cahnge?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

My other account is another regular and noone's twigged on yet

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

YOU ARE DAVE THE HAT!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

I reckon he's dbroon

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

hmm

it's either clansoul of pasanonic :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

hahaha

I would be more than happy to be either of those :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

I thought I had eight of them

Then I realised I had multiple personality disorder and all eight personalities used the same account. After a short existential crisis I became the poster you all know and love today.

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

lol, mental illness is fun!

*licks wall*

hmm, strawberry

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

That's not a wall, that's a gooseberry bush

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

oh yeah

*unzips*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

ClanSoul?

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

Fuck no

I'd NEVER admit to coming from Devon. Or Cornwall but I think it's Devon.

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

pffft!

fair point...

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)

Bear in mind

I say this as a man from Northants.

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)

My second account is Captain Wow

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

crikey!

hows about that

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

you are not understanding the spirit of b3ta

you are recommending reading the FAQ

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

muppet

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)

Cock off

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

Hell yeah.

I might actually do something for this 'un.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)

*compo's*

Oh sorry, EXTREME horses!

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XLVII Does mainly dead people, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)

EX-SEAM HORSES!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)

I think I recognise that cannon

hmm

bah, I can't find the image oh well

great seamy cannon enhanced horsement :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

That's a shame

Someone had used the snake before too.
:)

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XLVII Does mainly dead people, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

actually I think it's not the same cannon

it's easy to get one's cannons confused, what with them being so pointy and that

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

And there was me planning the reunion!

I'd baked a cake and everything!

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XLVII Does mainly dead people, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

I bet the cake was lovely and moist too

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake

I honestly thought you'd turned a corner, fraser.

"photoshop a horse" doesn't make for a good challenge. The last few have been great because they weren't so specific. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE TO THE BOARD

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)

Made us type in capitals

and get miffed?
Why is that so different from other Wednesday evenings?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

I predict a flood of horses that won't stop until saturday

The last few challenges have been great because they didn't inspire 5 minute jobs with no joke in mind.

Now we have HORSES LOL

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

hmmm

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mictoboy lurking on listopia instead, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

lets start our own board

just me and you. WE DONT NEED THESE SHEEPLE

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connor, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

It won't be bad

if people read it.

They never do, but I've decided to become an optimist.

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boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

one negative so far...

*keeps count*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)

Oh that reminds me to the nastiness I woke up to this morning on Sky News

(the horse fighting in Thailand)
Now I have the sads :(

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)

Horses

you say?

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enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

FUCKING A

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

INSANE

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

I shot too early!

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XLVII Does mainly dead people, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

can it be milked?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

Certainly sir!

*hands stool*

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XLVII Does mainly dead people, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

Seamhorses make me lose a bit of wee

Can we have a seamhorse-only challenge - the shittest or most absurd to win. I'm crap at Photoshop, so I have a good chance.

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

I suggested this in the formal manner,

it was voted for by the users of b3ta and yet they held a recount and didn't use it. It was disgusting.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

i suggested it once

it got nowhere, but then again who needs an excuse

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

Extreme locomotive canon seamhorse!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

seams are not extremes!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)

Seams?

Seams? I see no seams.

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)

seams are not extreme :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

EXTREME TO THE MAX!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

ERM ASHALLY, THEY'RE BOTH EXTREME.

ONE HAS A MACHINE GUN, A LIGHTSABRE AND A FLAMETHROWER AND THE OTHER HAS A SKATEBOARD AND A KNIFE FOR LEGS.

2 X-TREME.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

BIGGAR!!

this am wooful

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

^that

is the ~~dog~~horse's bollocks
:D

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

the mane action makes this teh win

kinda like a horse toupee comb-over thang

(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 7:22, archived)

AWESOME

New wallpaper ahoy :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)

I WON THE INTERNET!

:D wooo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)

Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

WELL DONE ON YOUR WIN

THANK JESUS ETC...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

WHY DID YOU DO THIS SKUG

YOU KNOW THAT SUGGESTING SHIT COMPOS TO FRASER IS LIKE WAVING A RED FLAG TO A BULL

YOU KNOW THAT HE WILL COMPULSIVELY CHOOSE IT SO WE CAN ALL LOOK AT NOTHING BUT HORSES FOR A WEEK

WHY DID YOU DO IT

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

because of this

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

best of all the pachyderms!

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PedroHin Kuchisabishii, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

Horse off a cliff!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

I like the way the top half remains consistently solid

while the undercarriage emits jams

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

maybe he landed on a jam donut?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

Clicky

This makes me giggle like a little girl.

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)

You're sure we do to what?

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

boo

i liked last week's challenge, lets keep that one

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

boo?

:(
two counts of unsupportiviness

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

lame

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)