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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: EXTREME HORSES!


We love horses, and we're sure you do too. But imagine how much better it would be if they were adrenaline junkies, with their own horsey X-Games and everything!

Challenge suggested by SkUG and voted for by YOU.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# OMG PONIES!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# HAHAHA FUCKING YES!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# this could be fun
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# GRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAH
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# i love horses
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Ooooh!
I might join in on this one.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Cool pic I found of a horse :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# You're actually not very good at the trolling business.
Hell, I do a better job and I don't need a fake account.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# It is Clansoul
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Who the fuck is Clansoul?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I think he lives next door to Alice
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# for 24 years
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Alice?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# You know, I wish you'd stop talking about Alice, old boy.
I really have no idea who she is.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# spot on
he has multiple personalities, unfortunately none of them have a personality
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# xXxLOLxXx
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I was wondering
if Clansoul used to sing, centre stage, with Steely Dan...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ItqbXe5JE
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# hahahaha
that is a good one

And bill looks like a sports pimp
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
one of the best bands EVER
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Man
Bill Cosby was hip
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# It is not.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Jesus KE-RIST every time I post some dickhead is telling me im doing something wrong or im a troll grow up and shut up >:(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Orly?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Yeah really, god...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# FUCKING 23 SKIDOO!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Oh Fanj, you are a card.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Nah, not Dave.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *puts money on the table*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *looks left..looks right...*
So what do you know Dix?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# *nudges hard in the ribs and winks like he's having a stroke*
saynomore saynomore
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
#
r
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# you ae a card?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# There's always one
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# It just wouldn't be b3ta otherwise.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# If only that was the tagline to Highlander.
It would have been much funnier if instead of being an immortal warrior they were just a bloody nuisance.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Always coming round to steal your tea
and sit in your living room talking endless boring crap about their working days with their tedious colleagues. Bloody immortals.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# the worm
has turned...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Ugh, even this was tame.
At least put some proper effort into it.
You really do need to grow up, but grow up and learn to troll like a real man.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Yeah, well, if you're for real then you should try and like, get with the programme
People 'round here prefer their pictures 'shopped (and that doesn't mean scaled, cropped or level-adjusted) if you continue with your "here's a nice picture I found" then the "dickheads" (another distinctively American turn of phrase) will flame you.

Make something skillful or funny, make sure it's the right size, post it and you might just get away wil it.

Of course, it won't be as much fun as winding the board up... :P
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# your doing everything wrong
silly troll
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Does this not spur you onto to read the FAQs then
gayer
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# pointless exercise now god's invented ignore
shame, i liked the profile photo too.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I liked the idea to start with
But they're just doing a really shitty job, it's a shame.

Some trolls have so much potential, but this one is just tame and boring now. It died too quickly, they obviously aren't cut out for it.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Beacuse they may get banned.
Then the "real" b3tan behind it may too.

That's why i stopped doing it.*

*years ago now though
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Passive trolling is much more fun anyway.
You can be subtle and cunty without having to make a second account.

It's trolling on a WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I was shit at it!
Everyone knew it was me straight away!!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Maybe you were trolling with a northern accent?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# that's a great picture of a horse you've drawn yourself Dee Dee Murry
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# made with mints
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# quite so
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Why am I looking at your horse?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# cancel the fucking compo
we have ourselves a winner
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# so what regular are you?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Obviously a shitty one.
It's the most boring second account I've seen for a while.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# it really is pathetic
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# am I the only person not to have multiple accounts?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I considered it, but realised that it was quite boring.
If I did, I'd actually put in a lot of effort and not be a boring troll.
I'd create an entire new personality that actually interacted with the b3ta community that people genuinely did think was real. THAT'S what trolling is all about, it's no fun if people can guess outright what is going on.

People just don't put the effort in these days.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Exactly, Sir
*votes for Pineapple*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I genuinely would, I'm a dedicated prankster.
I just can't really be bothered to dedicate the time to it at the moment.

Maybe one day I'll invent a personality, just for you.

Rest assured it won't be obvious. Being a girl on the internet is the biggest giveaway, we all know it's against the law.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# personally I blame the scapegoats
oh I need to change the email address for this account too

how do I cahnge emalis ? how do I cahnge?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# My other account is another regular and noone's twigged on yet
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# YOU ARE DAVE THE HAT!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I reckon he's dbroon
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hmm
it's either clansoul of pasanonic :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
I would be more than happy to be either of those :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I thought I had eight of them
Then I realised I had multiple personality disorder and all eight personalities used the same account. After a short existential crisis I became the poster you all know and love today.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# lol, mental illness is fun!
*licks wall*

hmm, strawberry
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# That's not a wall, that's a gooseberry bush
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# oh yeah
*unzips*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# ClanSoul?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Fuck no
I'd NEVER admit to coming from Devon. Or Cornwall but I think it's Devon.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# pffft!
fair point...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Bear in mind
I say this as a man from Northants.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# My second account is Captain Wow
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# crikey!
hows about that
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# you are not understanding the spirit of b3ta
you are recommending reading the FAQ
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# muppet
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Cock off
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Hell yeah.
I might actually do something for this 'un.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# *compo's*


Oh sorry, EXTREME horses!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# EX-SEAM HORSES!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I think I recognise that cannon
hmm

bah, I can't find the image oh well

great seamy cannon enhanced horsement :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# That's a shame
Someone had used the snake before too.
:)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# actually I think it's not the same cannon
it's easy to get one's cannons confused, what with them being so pointy and that
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# And there was me planning the reunion!
I'd baked a cake and everything!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I bet the cake was lovely and moist too
:(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake
I honestly thought you'd turned a corner, fraser.

"photoshop a horse" doesn't make for a good challenge. The last few have been great because they weren't so specific. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE TO THE BOARD
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Made us type in capitals
and get miffed?
Why is that so different from other Wednesday evenings?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I predict a flood of horses that won't stop until saturday
The last few challenges have been great because they didn't inspire 5 minute jobs with no joke in mind.

Now we have HORSES LOL
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# hmmm
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# lets start our own board
just me and you. WE DONT NEED THESE SHEEPLE
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# It won't be bad
if people read it.

They never do, but I've decided to become an optimist.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# one negative so far...
*keeps count*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Oh that reminds me to the nastiness I woke up to this morning on Sky News
(the horse fighting in Thailand)
Now I have the sads :(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Horses
you say?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCKING A
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] INSANE
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I shot too early!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Certainly sir!
*hands stool*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Seamhorses make me lose a bit of wee
Can we have a seamhorse-only challenge - the shittest or most absurd to win. I'm crap at Photoshop, so I have a good chance.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I suggested this in the formal manner,
it was voted for by the users of b3ta and yet they held a recount and didn't use it. It was disgusting.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# i suggested it once
it got nowhere, but then again who needs an excuse
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Extreme locomotive canon seamhorse!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# seams are not extremes!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Seams?
Seams? I see no seams.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] seams are not extreme :(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] EXTREME TO THE MAX!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# ERM ASHALLY, THEY'RE BOTH EXTREME.
ONE HAS A MACHINE GUN, A LIGHTSABRE AND A FLAMETHROWER AND THE OTHER HAS A SKATEBOARD AND A KNIFE FOR LEGS.

2 X-TREME.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# BIGGAR!!
this am wooful
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# ^that
is the doghorse's bollocks
:D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# the mane action makes this teh win
kinda like a horse toupee comb-over thang
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 7:22, archived)
# AWESOME
New wallpaper ahoy :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I WON THE INTERNET!
:D wooo!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# WELL DONE ON YOUR WIN
THANK JESUS ETC...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# WHY DID YOU DO THIS SKUG
YOU KNOW THAT SUGGESTING SHIT COMPOS TO FRASER IS LIKE WAVING A RED FLAG TO A BULL

YOU KNOW THAT HE WILL COMPULSIVELY CHOOSE IT SO WE CAN ALL LOOK AT NOTHING BUT HORSES FOR A WEEK

WHY DID YOU DO IT
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
#
because of this
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# best of all the pachyderms!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Horse off a cliff!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I like the way the top half remains consistently solid
while the undercarriage emits jams
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# maybe he landed on a jam donut?
:D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Clicky
This makes me giggle like a little girl.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# You're sure we do to what?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# boo
i liked last week's challenge, lets keep that one
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# boo?
:(
two counts of unsupportiviness
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# lame
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)