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# No battleships for girls....
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(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# ohmifuyckinggod
i almost gave a shit.....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# ha ha!
chains conveniently out of shot
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# she's smiling because her daughter is giving her a reach-around
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# They're smiling because they're about to smash those plates,
run over and slice their throats open.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# oh, you women and your funny thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# lol old-fashioned sexism, whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# animism
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaanimaniacs
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# zany to the max
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# we don't pay our income tax
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# There's baloney in our slacks.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# we shun glasses for contacts?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Shun Teletext for Ceefax
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# speaking of animism, there's a cave next to a beach near here
it's full of cocks, from big wooden ones to coloured in stalagmites. The thai fishermen kneel down and pray in front of the cave each morning. Fuck knows what it's all about
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Cocks, I think.
Big throbbing cock worship.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# you rang?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Ding-dong, Cock Worship calling.
Hah, dong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Say NO To Descriminating Against Annie!
Taaaaaaaahmaaaaaaaaarrow, taaaaaaahmaaaaaarrow, I lahve you, taaaaaahmaaaaarrow, yah oooonlaaaay a daaaaay aaaaaaawaaaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I do so love little kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# this confuses my old-fashioned brain.
how can one love a kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Women, know your limits.
Cast your mind back, young Broon.

(to answer your question, gingerly and whilst looking out for passers by)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# pfft gingers, eh?
ah, yes. my brain is not fully functioning on the memory front.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# You love gingers.
You think they're fucking amazing. Especially blondes masquerading as. Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# yep.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# lol that's amazing
It's like a portal into the past or something
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# would that be an orange or a blue portal?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Oh I don't know about you kids and your new fangled video laser games
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I'm glad someone else doesn't.
Those silly little boxes with hearts on....fuck off, silly little boxes with hearts on. Come back when you're boxes full of cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# but the cake was a lie....??
/should know better
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# THE CAKE IS A LIE*
*apparently

I want cake so bad. Big juicy lumps of creamy cake
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# It's bandwagon hell on here recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# ^this
xXxloljacobdyerlimesxXx
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# oh god, it's mutating!
*b-movie scream*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# the cake is a lie
edit: well that sure is a lot of mindpissage....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# welcome to digg, you'll never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# They look so happy that their menfolk are having fun!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Yeh
They looked like fun times :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# The old fogies were right.
Women's lib has ruined everything!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# now all the intelligent women have jobs
it only leaves all the thick ones to reproduce

it truely is the end of everything
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# dix,
i just found this an immediately thought of you
www.vintageskivvies.com/pages/archives/adgallery/1960s.html
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Bloody excellent :D
I'm an extremely happy Dixon since I discovered that Jockey have started making their "classic" Y Fronts again, retro styleee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Cor, look at that! Would you believe it? I can't believe it! Blimey, I'm gob-smacked! Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Mummy, why are your hands so soft?
Because I've been fisting your brother with this E45, darling.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I love those old games...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)