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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I so definitely would I feel like writing a poem about it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# your sentence is confusing me.
i just can't figure it out. i've read it about 5 times now, and it just doesn't make any sense.

punctuation is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I so definitely would (shag her) (that) I feel like writing a poem about it all (all my feelings/the positions I'd shag her in).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# a comma
that's all you needed:

"I so definitely would, i feel like writing a poem about it all."
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# i seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# he could also have just used the simple form:
Yiff! Yiff! Poem! Yiff!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I think you mean semi-colon
ACTUALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# nah
comma full-stop
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# i want a dead puppet
:(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# You'll have to wait until Christmas like everyone else, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# then it will only be a puppy
they're not as fun.

I want a corpse all of my own. :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# A puppy corpse?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# no no no no
'uman...

to ebay!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Well maybe when you're a bit older.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Take shovel (A) and apply to neighbour’s head (B).
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# how did you know my neighbour was in the corpse bureau?
but i need to write the forms in triplicate.. then dig it up myself.. it's far more hastle
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Haslet?
*summons the flying haslet*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# damn lack of knowledge of the english language..
I had spelt it right then decided it looked wrong.. ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Don't worry.
English is over-rated. LOLspks wr itz @
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I want a picture of a man sitting on a chair. No tits. Just a man. Sitting on a chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# now that's just silly and completely unrealistic...
go to your room and think about what you have done.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# ...


anything else?

EDIT: oh, i forgot your cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# he said no tits..
there's deffinate moob curvatures showing through that shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# FIND YA FUCKING OWN!!!!!!
images.google.nl/images?hl=nl&q=man%20on%20chair&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# but i want a dead puppet :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Next time I have a request I shall come straight at you.
..to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Young Kenny?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Young Stan?
que?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# i'm sure zombies don't believe in talking cats either
;)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# that be the pertinant question
does a zombie have beliefs and dreams and hope and such..

and if so isn't that as much a lfie as we have.. then who are we to head shot them


*answer: We're the ones with the shotguns."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# ACE
;|
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# haha
so kind of a crap version of the computer out of Resident Evil, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Portal
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# why is the computer lying to her?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# the only reason you'd ever lie to a girl,
to get in her kittyknickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Cos it thinks Asimov is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I like that answer.
I'm running with that :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Me too.
Our Thor Seikh-Lark FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# hahahahaaha!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# haha
aces
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# outstanding :D
"Rogue AI Controlled Dead Bodies™ - now 50% more animated than Keanu Reeves"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Oz has gone a bit mental
*pulls faces*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# cheeky computer tricking our Kat
TJ; is there a b3tard working for Hotmail these days?

"We've designed Windows Live Hotmail storage to grow with you, but at a reasonable pace. That means you should have plenty of storage unless you suddenly want to store the planet Jupiter on Hotmail, in which case we'll send you a nice e-mail asking you to please not try to store planets on Windows Live Hotmail (although gradual storage of moons and asteroids is ok)."
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I stored this over there the other day
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# It's your fault then
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Nah, Jupiter was fine

It was Saturn that buggered it up
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# that is a fetching hat
there'll be no facial melenomas for saturn this summer.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# true dat
they just send a nice e-mail if you try and store jupiter
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# hahahaha
That's the single greatest end frame in a webcomic strip to date!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# OZ does a mean Punch and Judy too
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
#
TJ: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7710108.stm picture 10, has anyone noticed what it looks a tad like?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# haha! You're right!
Their shadows *do* look like sporks!

EDIT: Number 20's just had a call from Brand...
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
#
Brand Phonejacker
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# A Stage?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# They're standing on the end of a giant blue cock?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Yay, winner!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# on a seperate subject, your signature, what's that from?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Aliens
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# fuck, of course. hudson.
or was irt hicks... fuck knows.....rambleramblerambleramblerambleblahblah

i've just had my lunch and i'm kinda falling asleep at the keyboard...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Hudson.
Hicks was the one that got flirty with Ripley.
Hudson was the moron.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# i watched it last night as well.
it's my own fault for consuming far too much grass whilst doing so.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# She's been in that room for months now
and not changed her clothes once...she must fucking stink
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)