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# I no longer like squirrels


We are being terrorised by one in our back garden.

He has threatened to leap on both me and Lady S
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Squirrels are brilliant :D
In a park near where I live, they will come and eat monkey nuts from your hand :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# those poor poor monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hahahaha
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# There's squirrels like that in the Edinburgh Botanic Gardens
They chase after you if you don't feed them enough.
Evil little buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Obviously they are Scottish though, the ones here in London, or rather Kent, are much more refined and polite :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I got ambushed by some in Bournemouth once while eating a packet of crisps
They nearly had my arm off
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Where in Kent?
The ones in my local park aren't refined at all... Chav squirrels with blades :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Danson Park, just over the border in Bexleyheath. Where are you in Kent?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Good Lord!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# They're under a foot tall
just stamp on the little bastard
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# The big ones can be trained...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Maybe if we could arrange for all the squirrels to fight al the pigeons
They would cancel each other out.

Ahh, but then that would leave cats to inherit the earth...

Maybe the squirrels and the pigeons need to gang up on the cats first.

Either way, something gotta be done...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# raaaaghhh!
-destroys downtown tokyo-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Squirrels are awesome
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
#
esome ful
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# get a whelk instead
they're much less trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Mr. Pigeon loved me and was my bestest friend but I ated him...
am i wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# He was prolly just hungry
and judging by what's happening in the pic......
'ning
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# haha
ewww
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Needs more tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# he only wanted a hug
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Build a Squirrel Relocator as seen on YouTube!
Works every time:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRdxuRtFHRo



(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)