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# I work here so I can say it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Pfft!
But everyone knows it is Norfolk and not Suffolk that is inbred ;)

*awaits Archie*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# take a walk down Lowestoft High Street and cry
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Gorgeous photo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# ^^This


where is it?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# cheers- have another
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Exquisite.
Deserving of
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# why thankyou
and finally...
"

/emo hour
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Excellent shots!
Have one of mine in a similar vein

Sunlight Breaks Through
www.flickr.com/photos/weetobix/

Where did you take those btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# thanks- Highgate Cemetery
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I tried to go there a while back but went to Highgate wood by mistake
:(
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# you can't miss it- it;s full of dead people
you have to pay to get in (to the good bit) and there's some old bitch on the gate who tried to refuse me entry because I had a camera.
She's dead now.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# ..
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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# . . . - - - . . .


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I think you'll agree- Lowestoft is the only good thing about global warming and rising sea levels
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha, most of that area is indeed in dire need of swift sea levels rises...
/not quite as bad as Gt. Yarmouth.
Thankfully, I'm a bit further up the coast
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Lowestoft= Yarmouth lite
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# hahahaha, Oh I'm so remembering that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Try Felixstowe
It's fucking top.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I heard the New Forest is a bit family-friendly
oh and of course the Scottish Highlands, Islands and basically anywhere with a very low population density.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Inbreeding
Is also rife north of The Watford Gap
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Too right!
*fears the foreign parts* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Asd Lady S is from Suffolk
I have to content that it is those North folk who do the twelve toe tango
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ..
..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# They also play a mean Banjo
North of The Watford Gap
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# worst 'pinball wizard' cover ever
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# sorry to TJ
but NME are trying to go all b3ta and failing miserably:

www.nme.com/photos/615/01/alternative-album-covers-the-nme-photoshop-challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Is anyone here old enough to remember when the NME was good?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# does anyone remember Sounds?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Goodness - yes!
How long ago was it they went the way of the dodo?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# when I could still manage 5 wanks a day
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# So, quite some time, then...?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# it was a tuesday I recall
and Thatcher hadn't yet raped the Malvinas in a shoddy attempt to hold on to power
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Sadly, yes...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# ^This^
It was bad enough when it went full-colour, but when the covers went 'glossy', it was all over for me.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Not me
I love music but find it to be one of the worst publications going :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Kind of,
as far as I am concerned, it was good until they bought Melody Maker and ceased its production, thus removing any need for improving for the competition.

But most music magazines are a pile of twoddle now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I remember people talking about Everett True like he was Jesus.
Julie Burchill started at the NME. Never forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Melody Maker was always superior
but yeah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# This^^^^
I keep trying to remember the name of the cartoon strip in MM but my brain is going blank :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Yes...
about 1992 was the last issue
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# 'fraid so :-(
I remember getting floppy-plastic 'cover disks' with NME; curved air I seem to recall. Dunno where THAT went...
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# With a nice spammy popup every time you go to the next pic.
I think I shall award them this



(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Those are the "best" ones!?!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# exactly what I thought, they are terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# F***ing hell.
Hummus & 'shopping skills are low with 'NME.com users'.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
skillzors: 0
originality: 0
hummus: 0

and those are their 'best ones'*

* probably also their only ones
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# As a Lowestoftian
This sign is much fucking better than the "sunshine town" or whatever we are at the moment. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I'm here right now and I can't see any fucking sunshine
should be "the drizzle town"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# The traffic town
shirley? :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)