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(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Awww, look at his little smile :)
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# it's not a true smile
if you look in his eyes, he's all but dead.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I can only look in one eye
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# oh yeah...
good point.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# i saw a dancing bear once
fucking rip off
it just stood there shaking and moaning

i asked for my money back, but the filthy gypsy just swore at me
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# bears don't dig on dancing
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Of course not silly!
You have 3 kinds of bears!

1 kind dances

1 kind digs

and 1 kind eats marmalade sandwiches. Of course, nowdays he eats marmite....
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# and has achieved dual citizenship
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Fucking Peruvians!
Coming over here, putting Rupert out of a job!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# i suggest a massive leaflet campaign

followed by marching on Westminster wearing T shirts saying Peruvians? NO THANKS!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# you have to be careful around bears
I followed one for a while, ended up in a pub in the eighties.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# they just don't dig it...
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# oh yeah it's a dancing bear, i thought it was some kinda bondage thing
/feels a bit foolish blog
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Pfft!
New pudsey is shit!

And he has a massive camel toe!

*complains to Ofcom*
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# that's not a camel toe
it's a very long and thin black erection
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Even worse!
*phones up Mary Whitehouse*
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# They sure know how to get my donation.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# a
BBC then?

that has just put a different slant on proceedings.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# It is Brand or Ross
holding the chain, is the conclusion I jumped after somebody told me to (it may have been the Daily Mail.)
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# there needs to be more camel toe on TV
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Isn't there a
sky channel devoted to camel toes?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# i'm so sad
can't bear to watch(sob)
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# why does he have a pair of knickers over his head?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# To show off his latest conquest
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# woo!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# dithering dentures!!!!@#$%
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# How come they've changed his bandage this year?
It has too many colours.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# new bear
too.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)