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# first post
(matisse, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Good picture
Well done
(eddie fingers, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Hummus? Yes
Filesize? Yes.

Welcome Good noob!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Ha ha, brilliant
Edit: Best first post I've seen
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Hmm
Hummous: present
Storytelling: good
Shark, bridge: absent
Filesize: 50k

Conclusion: good first post. Welcome to B3ta, pull up a charlady.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Panda on a bus putting make up on?
I don't get it!

Ris-ing like a fool!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# It's called panda eyes
when your eye make up gets smeared / smudged all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I know!
I even said that to myself!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# silly billy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# ha ha
Welcome, pull off a kitten, etc
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Its traditional for you to post a 1 meg jpg you found on digg as your first post
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# thats PANDAmonium :D
welcome new person
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Oh Cobblers!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Good ningles new person
welcome to the warm and loving embrace of b3ta, pull up a kitten and shop a toadstool. Yule nivea leafs!

also - the 4th rule of b3ta is that if this is your first night you HAVE to fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# You never told me that!
you swine, sir...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# didn't I?
did I ever tell you that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# You seem to have omitted that mentioning that, also.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Hahahha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha, very good!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Yep. That's a good 'un
Top stuff, sir.

Edit: Also I offer the following by means of welcome:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# The lighter way to confuse the fuck out of me?
Panda on a bus putting make-up on??????

Why is there only me not getting it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# the bus is driving over cobbles
therefore the panda's make-up is a mess
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# AHHHH!
*gets hits by a dropping penny*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I knooooooow!
*sidles away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# thanks
I didn't like to explain it myself
(matisse, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Well done Nooob,
you've outfoxed me!!

(Which isn't that hard to do)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Not bad, new kid
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Well done sir/madam
a fine 1st post!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# hello there, don't be scared to talk to all the nice people who like your post.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# ^ with the exception of this one, obviously.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
#
not really

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# i'm still awfully upset. *sniffle*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Make like a pair of human curtains
and pull yourself together man!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# You are Monkeon
And I claim my five pounds.

This has all the characters required to receive a woo, a yay, and double helpings of hoopla.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# HAHA!
This is to be encouraged
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# hahah! well played!~~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# brilliant
you are most welcome
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Soup Herb
Great post
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# That's a wooyay. Right there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)