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# World News
Hello:)
Which news site you trust?
(fevebesee, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# B3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# www.b3ta.com/talk/
is a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# true.
A few times in the past I have seen pics of some celeb on here and I always know they've snuffed it. Which is why I don't like pics of Rolf and Tony hart being posted. I worried they are deaded.

(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# www.donkeyporn.com
for all your donkey porn news
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# It's not THAT good
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *cries*
you can be so cruel whan you're freebasing crack
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# "picture Post"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picture_Post
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# This is my favourite
InterNews
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I trust the FAQ
and the blessed MuntyCunt
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# THE GOOD NEWS OF THE RETURN OF THE LAMB
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Thank fuck for that
*hammer*
*roast dinner*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# *lolvores*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# shitrags.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Traditionally, new posts on the /board have a picture you've made on
just to explain the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# you really are an annoying twit aren't you?
you were given a couple of polite and not so polite instructions to go to the talk board last time you did this www.b3ta.com/board/8949641

now go away and wank off as you shit in a cup you fucking little troll.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I Love Horse News at Ten
Best of all the Bulletins
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Google Chrome release date LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# congratulations on not spoiling your record
you're my favourite noob
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# The Daily Mail online.
What else?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I was only gone a minute!
What have you people done to b3ta?! It's going to have to be dry cleaned!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I've got a couple of pairs of pants that are dry clean only.
Not even sheikhs have the money to dry clean pants. What a silly idea. They survive the washing machine as well, I don't see the point.

/Laundry rant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# You won't get sympathy from anyone who has to wear a suit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I do.
Also dry clean only, but I don't mind it for big things like suits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# yo ho yo ho a student's life for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
#
student's wastrel's
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# That would get very boring.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Pip pip, JPG.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Morning my lovely Cap'n!
fell off the wagon rather spectacularly last night.... oh dear....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Ah well, onwards and upwards, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I think more hiding under my desk and weeping tears of gin.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# As long as they don't make it back in
you'll only go and make yourself feel even worse tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I wouldn't mind dry cleaning half as much if the process was actually dry.
Lying cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I suppose this is also a problem with the term 'dry humping'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I don't think you're actually *meant* to spaff in your knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# as you've probably guessed, I haven't partaken in such an activity.
I read about it in an incest porn where both mother and son ended up cumming. So I presume that both their daks were a bit damp.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# FINISH THE SENTENCE
edit: took you long enough.

Ah, incest porn. Hilarious stuff. Not videos of twins though. That's just disquieting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# sorry accidently hit the enter looking for the shift key.
identical twins? or the other type of different sex?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Identical. Girls. In a bath.
They were grown up, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!!! got a title or link?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# This was AGES ago
You think it's going to be awesome, but it's not it's just fucking weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Frottage Friday FTW
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
I've never met anyone who takes umbrage at that ... I suppose I've never met you, but I've read your work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Give me time and I can take umbrage at the most fickle and insignificant thing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# is it not to give the illusion of exceedingly high quality?
"...it must be good stuff if you have to dry clean it..."

also ningles posh pance
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Ningling sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# what's crackalating?
/urban
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Well I'm willing to take them in when I take b3ta.
Their doing an offer when you bring in posh pants and viral website.
All I have to do is give then a tenner and they'll also kick the shite out of fevebesee for us.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# :d
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# May I be the first to type
*bums* I thankee
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Hello regular
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# your mum
LOL!1
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# It is customary to start a new thread only if it contains a self-made picture
It is also customary to read the FAQ prior to posting anything.
It is also customary to actually follow the instructions on the "post message" page.
It is also customary to get flamed beyond return if you don't follow the easy rules of b3ta.
Now go and try again. Or fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# None of your goddamn business.
Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# *tickes*
morning sunshine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Tickes?
You greet me with blood-sucking parasites?

What kind of friend are you, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# the type who can't spell tickles?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Oh, alright then...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *UNLEASE THE TICKS*
dup dweee dap dap dap dweee dow!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Hello
*narrows eyes* ... Freebs? is that you?

anyway - in answer to your question - news is misinformation - I read the Socialist Worker and then cross check it with the Liberal Capitalist Employer to get a well rounded perspective
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I don't read the news. I make news.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# so I read
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# my favourite is
we are not consumers we are producers
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# sky news
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)