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# When I first came to yooneeversity
one of the Christians that they'd put me in a house with actually called me the Antichrist to my face.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)
# hehe
i bet you were proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:33, archived)
# He wouldn't say it behind your back though
that'd be gossiping.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Fantastic!
did you plague him with temptation and stuff..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:34, archived)
# my hubby
has been called the spawn of satan in a PC magazine review of one of his games...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)
# so is your baby
the spawn of the spawn of satan?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)
# evidently so : )
especially when she wakes up at 5am, and bites me when she's feeding...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)
# mine was up at 5 too
Mummy? Daddy? Are you awake?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)
# nothing so refined here
just very loud wailing
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)
# what game did he make
or will that reveal his identity and be unacceptable?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# well, now that things
are improving in the marital sack, the game in question is Vexed for several mobile computing platforms.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Oh, well I can't comment
Since I have no such mobile computer thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# yeah
i've heard they do that, it's whats putting me off breast feeding
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)
# you could always
bite them back
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)
# breastfeeding
is very good for them though. I started out wondering if I would make it through the first week because it hurt so much, then I thought I'd try for 6 months but didn't think I'd keep going that long. She's nearly 8 months now, and both of us are happy to keep going.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)
# My mum had to
breast feed me, I despised bottles and dummys, still do... there's nothing anoys me more than a child about 5 or 6 with teeth, walking around with a dummy in their mouth,there's no bleedin need for it
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# I totally agree
she only has her dummy at night or if she hurts herself.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)
# when i was a baby
i used to steal them other other kids and throw them on the floor...many times my mum would come out of a shop to find the kid in the pram next to me screaming because i'd stolen their dummy

god i was evil
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:12, archived)
# But
that's only cos the parent/s were either too lazy or stupid to ween the kid off it - not cos they used a dummy in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:11, archived)
# That is good
I'm very impressed, I've tried to antagonise the jahoas witness that come round, i used to try and convert them to godlessness...now, they never visit anymore and i'm sad
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)
# that's cool
we almost drove the mormon in our first year flat back to drink. i think it was pinching his wheelchair and doing wheelies up and down the hall that did it.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)
# You're an
evil bastard really aren't you - not only is the poor fella a Mormon, but he's in a wheelchair and you nick it.
Are they allowed wheelchairs, I'd have thought that was bit too hi-tec for Mormons
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)
# he was a moomin long before he was in a wheelchair
or vice versa, i forget. he had two chairs, one standard-issue NHS and one sporty number. we used to race them and have wheelie competitions. i think the record was about half a mile down the road.

looking back, we were evil, yes. but he took it in good spirits. we used to borrow his car as well...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Good spirits?
So you did get him back on the sauce!

And how the hell do you manage to hold a wheelie in a wheelchair for half a mile?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:02, archived)
# 1. no, but it must have been close
2, with a lot of practice and a hell of a good sense of balance!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:26, archived)
# you should take your horns off
when you go out of your lair then, shouldn't you.

Though I've had someone threaten to kill me cos they thought I was going to become the next Hitler, which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Haha!
Good work! Apparently the houses either side of mine are full of Christians. Never see 'em though.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# That's because when you become a Christian you
get given an invisibility cloak.
*FaCt*
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Really?
Well that's me converted. Someone get me a priest.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)