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[challenge entry] the apocalypse shall be fortold
by the second comming of the ANTICHRISTarrant

From the Portents of the apocalypse challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(psausage76, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Is Hat my final answer?
no, never.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:29, archived)
# not even to the question
"what is the garment of head wear called that a milliner might produce?"
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:40, archived)
#
he he
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Yes!
Hat is my final answer!

*cough cough cough*

That Pic ain't been doctored at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Does anyone but me
think the Apocalpyse shall be foretold by the re-(re-)release of Europe's the Final Countdown?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)
# We're heading to Venusssssss
venus
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Thanks for that
I've now got that song in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I think
things would be bad enough without that
Or screenings of that shite Martin Sheen film
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Apocolypse now?
It's a gay romp through war torn vietnam
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:34, archived)
# shite?
shite? what are you talking about? it is one of the best 3 fims ever made ever. and you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Instant regret...but...
...what are the other two then?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Dude, where's my car
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Classic
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)
# and
seriously dude...where's my car
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)
# three men and
a baby, three men and a little lady.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:41, archived)
# good choice
a fine film backed up by an even finer sequel. It's rare that that happens these days, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)
# The new S Club movie
is out soon.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:43, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh
when?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm...
rachael. and hannah for that matter. are they not s club 6 now though?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# nope
just s club
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Seperated at bitrh?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)
# is that the ample-thighed sophie rayworth?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# It is
alongside the equaly sturdily thighed Jo
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)
# I'm quite looking forward to
the 3rd insallment of American Pie - It's called American wedding and Jim and Michelle are getting married
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# and the police academy series
gets better with each film. roll on number 9!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Apocalypse Now is fantastic
I'm talking about The Final Countdown - which is shite.

Edit: Linky added as proof of my claim
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)
# ah, right.
gotcha. my mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)
# oh
well shut my mouth for jumping to conclusions

BTW: That my the 1000th time i've posted...I need a life in the worst way! (only 6 of those posts have been pix!)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)
# How appropriate then
that you wasted it on a reply, instead of making a nice celebratory pic.

Nevermind have a congratumulations on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I tried
to do a celebratory pic but...I just couldn't get one I liked so I gave up
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)
# I never let that stop me
My 2000th post 'celebration' used the first pic google threw up that included the number 2000 - it was crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)
# I don't remember that...
I think that speaks volumes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)
# I don't remember
anyone replying either.

It was this pile of shit. Oh the shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# hmmm
i'll go home and work on a belated one
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# minifactoid:
when said record was re-released for the milennium all copies of the cover had to be destroyed and reprinted after the accidental omission of an 'o' meant the song was titled 'the final cuntdown'
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:34, archived)
# That's a lie.
You're a liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Morning.
Hey, you drink, pick a pub where we can meet on Friday.
It has to be fairly central and easy to find.
Please.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)
# The Green Man
Berwick Street.

Very easy - come out of Oxford Circus, turn right (past Gap), cross a few roads, kill a few pedestrians, get to Berwick Street, turn right and it's on your right.

Will that do? Now I've got to go and get dressed, I'm freezing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Cheers.
that sounds fine to me.
I suppose I should sort out a time or something...I'm going to say one o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I'm not sure what time
my meetings finishing so I may be early, I may be late. If I'm late I'll have a pint of Old Scroats Chicken Pit.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Its Soho
you'll have overpriced, watered-down euro-lager like everyone else

;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Can I have
a bottle of Smirnoff Cloudy then...or WKD See-through?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# no.
it's the absolute truth.

possibly
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Oooh Stouffer.
Are you the same Stouffer The Dog who keeps being mentioned on Mark & Lard?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)
# i hope
not. but maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)
# It's
some-one who e-mails them answers for the features. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:53, archived)
# in that
case no. although i do enjoy the work of the cheeky mancs.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)
# that there is fightin' talk missy
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:41, archived)
# *snigger*
and that puts a whole new spin on the song!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Now
I'd love to get hold of a copy of that one.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)
# If you google for it
there's a lot of places that seem to have accidentally mistyped that when they've typed up the tracklisting.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)
# hehe
very good.

umm threadjack or whatever... anyone who likes Flash will find this rather snazzy:

demo.fb.se/eng/volvo/volvoxc90/volvoxc90_eng/default.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)
# oh
It's fine for you to threadjack then!
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)
# When I first came to yooneeversity
one of the Christians that they'd put me in a house with actually called me the Antichrist to my face.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)
# hehe
i bet you were proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:33, archived)
# He wouldn't say it behind your back though
that'd be gossiping.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Fantastic!
did you plague him with temptation and stuff..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:34, archived)
# my hubby
has been called the spawn of satan in a PC magazine review of one of his games...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)
# so is your baby
the spawn of the spawn of satan?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)
# evidently so : )
especially when she wakes up at 5am, and bites me when she's feeding...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)
# mine was up at 5 too
Mummy? Daddy? Are you awake?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)
# nothing so refined here
just very loud wailing
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)
# what game did he make
or will that reveal his identity and be unacceptable?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# well, now that things
are improving in the marital sack, the game in question is Vexed for several mobile computing platforms.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Oh, well I can't comment
Since I have no such mobile computer thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# yeah
i've heard they do that, it's whats putting me off breast feeding
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)
# you could always
bite them back
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)
# breastfeeding
is very good for them though. I started out wondering if I would make it through the first week because it hurt so much, then I thought I'd try for 6 months but didn't think I'd keep going that long. She's nearly 8 months now, and both of us are happy to keep going.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)
# My mum had to
breast feed me, I despised bottles and dummys, still do... there's nothing anoys me more than a child about 5 or 6 with teeth, walking around with a dummy in their mouth,there's no bleedin need for it
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# I totally agree
she only has her dummy at night or if she hurts herself.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)
# when i was a baby
i used to steal them other other kids and throw them on the floor...many times my mum would come out of a shop to find the kid in the pram next to me screaming because i'd stolen their dummy

god i was evil
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:12, archived)
# But
that's only cos the parent/s were either too lazy or stupid to ween the kid off it - not cos they used a dummy in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:11, archived)
# That is good
I'm very impressed, I've tried to antagonise the jahoas witness that come round, i used to try and convert them to godlessness...now, they never visit anymore and i'm sad
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)
# that's cool
we almost drove the mormon in our first year flat back to drink. i think it was pinching his wheelchair and doing wheelies up and down the hall that did it.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)
# You're an
evil bastard really aren't you - not only is the poor fella a Mormon, but he's in a wheelchair and you nick it.
Are they allowed wheelchairs, I'd have thought that was bit too hi-tec for Mormons
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)
# he was a moomin long before he was in a wheelchair
or vice versa, i forget. he had two chairs, one standard-issue NHS and one sporty number. we used to race them and have wheelie competitions. i think the record was about half a mile down the road.

looking back, we were evil, yes. but he took it in good spirits. we used to borrow his car as well...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Good spirits?
So you did get him back on the sauce!

And how the hell do you manage to hold a wheelie in a wheelchair for half a mile?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:02, archived)
# 1. no, but it must have been close
2, with a lot of practice and a hell of a good sense of balance!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 12:26, archived)
# you should take your horns off
when you go out of your lair then, shouldn't you.

Though I've had someone threaten to kill me cos they thought I was going to become the next Hitler, which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Haha!
Good work! Apparently the houses either side of mine are full of Christians. Never see 'em though.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# That's because when you become a Christian you
get given an invisibility cloak.
*FaCt*
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Really?
Well that's me converted. Someone get me a priest.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 10 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)