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# I gave a dog a haircut. I think he looks very smart...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?

EDIT: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Strangely, it looks a bit like
Nick Owen from old GMTV and other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# It's quite a conservative haircut.
Do you think a Beatle cut would suit a dog more?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# No.
But it'd be splendid on a beetle.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I think he still presents "Midlands Today"
Shittest of all the local news.


Mornin', board!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# How DARE you!
Id rather watch midlands today than the shitty virtual reality national news, with newsreaders with all the personality of cabbage.
Besides, nick owen and suzanne virdee have a des & mel, jonny & denise rapport.

And Suzanne Virdee is well fit innit
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ha just needs a pringles classic golf jumper
and a blue Ford mondeo,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Sweet Jeezuz!
The Terry Thomas of dogs! Have a WOO a *click* and a how are you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Ninj!
I'm absolutely knackered. Baby Mole is teething at the moment and isn't sleeping too well. Poor little chap.

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Fine thankee sir!
Don't forget the wee tot of brandy on the end
of your finger and half a pint for you, you'll both sleep a treat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahahahaha! Woo.
Top coiffering! (or how ever you spell it)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Dwayne Dibbleys dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha well done there.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha how dapper!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# How odd

'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# HI I'M BARRY DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# ACTUAL LOL
Fucking click
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)