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# Hot pussy


p.s System of a Down are going to represent Armenia in the Eurovision song contest!

www.azg.am/EN/2008121004

Yeah metal eurovision! Einsturzende Neubauten for Germany!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# ^ Would

EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Well Done!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# IKWYM!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Is it wrong to want to do it more now that it has cathead?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I'm not sure..
put a tail on it and that seals the deal.

*still waiting for tail transplants to become a reality*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Not at all - Crack on!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Pfwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9011378
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha
System of Down on Eurovision? cool!

I'd tune in just for that
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I really want Cannibal Corpse
to represent the UK then.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Two words.
NAPALM.



DEATH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# CC are funnier though
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Nothing's funnier than Shane.
He doesn't even have to do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Yeah, but don't forget about Barney there
his stage performance will have everybody in stitches...one way or the other
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# :D
Forgive me for my love of Embury. He's just too bloody cute.

You make a damn good point, and also make me want to go to a gig.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Shane's da man

I'm going to listen to the Meathook Seed debut RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Anaal Nathrakh for me.
Well, in my head. There is no Nathrakh in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Pffft

Anaal is dutch for anal. So there.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Trust the Dutch to have a word for anal.
Dirty bastards. You wouldn't catch us decent English folk having a word for anal. Oh no.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# roffle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I am the roffleopagus.
Sorry duckie poos, I was only joshing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I know, I know

The name Anaal Nathrakh just cracks me up every time I see it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ^ THIS
You are full of truth today Captain
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# What do you mean, 'today'?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# hehe
let's just turn Eurovision into a full-on metal-fest! Rammstein for Germany and so on
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Nah
Destruction for Germany. It'd be AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# \o/
Pungent Stench for Austria then
Gorefest for Holland
Immortal for Norway
At the Gates for Sweden
Moonspell for Portugal

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# No no no no no!
Billie the Vision for Sweden!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I might have to agree with you there
although I was listing metal bands.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# THIS*motherfucking*THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah. I wondered if you'd agree :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Couldn't agree more

Maybe they should hire Carcass as their dancing combo team
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha beautiful idea.
Black Star can be the theme tune to the entire thing, seeing as it's the poppiest tune ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Twinkle twinkle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Erm
They're from the USA

Although the thought of Hammer Smashed Face being performed on Eurovision is appealing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I'd prefer the corpse of Euronymous to host
over that tossbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Very true Mr Mediocre
but considering we've had Gina G & Katrina & the Waves in shouldn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# A band of any nationality can enter on behalf of a country
The song has to be written by a national of the country I think
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I want my money back
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# they really should put an s at the end of down
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Bless System.
They should do War.

Not just because it's my favourite of their songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# You can have his cars
you can run him over with them, if you want
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# can we keep the house?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# We can, but let's rent it out to junkies
as I do so love to fuck with upper class Bucks people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha, ok then
He has a load of land as well, we could rent it out to gypsies
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Illegal fairs, 365 days of the year.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# and raves every night
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# oh bugger
I know where Liam Gallagher lives :), want to torch his place
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww!
Have another cute kitty :)

static.preloved.co.uk/uploads/userphotos/08/1119/1269799-218m.jpg

EDIT: Also, Ooh ah Just a little bit by Gina G was a hidden message about the Genocide? Genuine LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# That kitten looks reeeeaaallly expensive.
;P
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yeah I know, cunts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Lordi won it and they rawked!!
So why not...Oh yeah cos SOAD are shit!!
Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Pfft!
*engages in a Hard Rock Hallelujah*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Lordi aren't nearly metal though
as much as KISS, I'd recon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Was "Just a Little Bit" really about genocide?
*is gullible, please be gentle*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I really hope so...
Gina G. Voice of an Armenian generation.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Aye,
I wish this were true also!

And Making your mind up was a comment on the actions of the Khmer Rouge!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Probably
It is more then likely used as one of those songs that the army play to drive people out of their hiding places
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I think Rammstein should represent Germany.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# ICH WILL
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# duh da da da da
duh da da da da da da da
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Definitely
Especially if he's still using that massive fake cock that squirts the audience.
That would be TV gold on Eurovision.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Neubauten are 450% cooler that Rammstein

Still, that makes Rammstein pretty damn cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# You seem to be forgetting that Eurovision will be sh*te now that Wogan has left
there really is nothing in it worth tuning in for now.

/of course, when I say 'will be shi*te' I do of course mean, 'will be sh*ter than usual, due to the lack of the great Togmeister himself doing the commentary)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Is that effective immediately?
Or is he doing one more year?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Nope. He's left now.
I heard Graham Norton was filling the hole (oo-er)
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# nope he's gone.
Graham 'still no proper job for him since the beeb signed him from Channel 4' Norton is taking over.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Well I will give him a chance I think.
Since he came to the BBC he has actually been quite amusing in my opinion. He has grown up a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Wait, there *was* a reason for tuning in?!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# You
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# If SOAD and/or Einsturzende Neubauten joined Eurovision, it would be good music, but not a proper Eurovision
/discuss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# It's a 'song' contest
Not 'type of music' contest.

Also: A friend of mine taking part a few years ago:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=E711pNYOl1A
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# You are right in essence,
but truly it is a political contest.

/stating the obvious blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Orly?
Like Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# You're quite right, I think

also: Is that your wife/girlfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Haha! Nah!
She's the daughter of some friends of ours! I've known her since she was ickle!!
She sang at our wedding though, which ws only a couple of months after that.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# System of a Down + eurovision = awesome lol
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)