b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9028560 (Thread)

# The Lock Ness thongster.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9028565
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ??
Don't you often (loudly)call people out for their NSFW pics
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ??
What sort of porn is this like?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# eh?
what do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# What he is saying is that this looks like a muscular Octopus, powering through the sea
or, peradventure, a quivering owl, in a bonnet.

Not like porn.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I have seen the videos of you larking about in your office, SO I assume you have understanding (down-with-it funky cool bosses)
We do not all work at the same place as you. And my previous comment is based on the fact I am sure I have been here while someone has had a roasting from you, over posting something risque.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I am his boss
and I don't understand him.
(Milt I like gin., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Stop looking at my monitors!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# The point is that this does not look like porn.
If your boss looks over your shoulder and is not going to be pissed off that you are on B3ta, then he is going to see a swimming thing, not porn.

The NSFW issue is for things which, from range, look like porn, not things which, from range, look like octopodes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Fuck it. This argument comes out too often
I am too hacked off with life to persue this with a stubbon sod like you.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Have you considered suicide?
I have heard that it is very popular at this time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# ...
Fuck me, that is twatish thing to say, even by your standards.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *fucks TMOC*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Anyone have a bicycle pump?

Becausepfffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I ain't getting involved in this
Not after last time.
(Milt I like gin., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# its clearly a womans arse
not that i care as i'm at home... but if i was at work i'd consider this Not suitable for the work environment and i'd sack you :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Actually, I knew it was a wobbly arse with a thong
before even beginning to see that it had eyes drawn on... It's clearly pornographic (even if it is only soft... or hard, depending on what you're talking about).

*relurks*

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Really?
I thought it was a secondary issue.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
#
something with eyes
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Um
www.gcse.com/english/confusions.htm
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I am unsure as to your purpose for posting this amusing link here.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Barbarossa's sig
almost points there, but is missing the .htm off the end, so goes to a 404

This may be deliberate, in which case I would now look silly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Yes, yes it was!
No, no it wasn't...

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Oh what have I done now...?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *Fwaps
(Darth Penders, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Much as I love teenage labia wrapped in tight, white cotton
I may have to hide this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# How about the source?
www.118spain.com/thong_ass_upskirt.gif

NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Unless she's got some trousers on, I'm not clicking it chap, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# How about this?
pixdaus.com/pics/1213805083zpW37ls.jpg

(NSFW, clearly)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Are you bored, Manley?
edit: It'd appear so. Behave your silly self.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Sorry Mum.
Want a Trebor mint?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# mercy.
/glad he works from home...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# As I say, it IS NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# that took a year to load
and she looks too French to be attractive
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# how is that jpg animating?
:o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# It's not a jpg
The browser you're using is reading the metadata inside the file (which declares it as a gif) and is ignoring the file extension.

I thought that initially, so inspected it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# it made me jump so i pressed backspace
jpgs shouldn't be the animated!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I clicked on that at work
and have now been sacked for masturbating on the patients.

One old lady had a stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Oh great. Under-age upskirts.
my favourite ...

/goes to jail
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Do not pass GO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Seriously?
info please - I will redress things, should this be true.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I dunno,
but they look like they are wearing school uniforms or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# No, the original is a night club stairs.
I am confident that they are in their very late teens or early twenties.

Either way, I only though 'They look like octopodes!' anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *insert Shannon Matthews joke here*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# When anal bleaching goes wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# It is Stan's eyes.
I like to think that he is eating Kenny.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Top sponging!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I've had her...

* that is Hatty Jakes, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Yeah, fuck it,
why not?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I know that smile...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)