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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
#
peanuts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
#
horses
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# You'll have to try MUCH harder than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
#
not horses
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Dammit. You're much to clever for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Muaaa haaaa haaaaa
*twiddles mustache*

*adjusts monocle*


*ties damsel to train lines*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
#
userstyles.org/styles/9343
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Pfft. How will you keep your ninja tab closing skills honed if you rely on software to protect you from unexpected horsage?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# It doesn't affect Astley!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Fah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BISCUIT SIR?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# they are almost all good
fuck your 'nice' biscuits right off
but i'll happily scoff anything else
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I think biscuits are my fatfood of choice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# i like cake
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# You take your
cake loving to another thread mister. This is biskit tyme
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# nice are brilliant
not good for dunking unless you do at least 3 at once, are fig roll biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# fig rolls are godlike but ridiculously expensive
and despite the controversy, in my mind jaffa cakes are also biscuits
and i bet this develops into a cake/biscuit arguement despite the fact that NO-NE FUCKING CARES
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Apart from the VAT man.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# and since when have we given a fuck what that CUNT thinks?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# EXACTLY.
Unless he thinks we should temporarily pay 2.1276p in the pound less for stuff we don't need. Then he's worth listening to for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# in theory the 17.5% rate was temporary
mind you, income tax was only supposed to be a temporary measure too (back when we were fighting the napoleonic wars)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i ate nothing but fig rolls for week last year
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# sounds dangerous
how are your insides/toilet/flat mates?
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# /bank balance?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# they are full of fibre
so good/bad/and moaning respectively
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# JAFFA CAKES ARE BISCUITS!
situation difused
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
#
LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Mr Potter is a heretic
and poor, and insane and a woman therefore his vote cannot be counted.

Jaffa Cakes are still biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# But Wiki said.....
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# that was... quite a read.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I'm now living for the moment
that someone says "do you think Jaffa cakes are a cake or a biscuit"

Ohhhh I can't wait.

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# there was a fig shortage earlier in the year
may have pushed the prices up, they don't grow on trees you know.

www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/apr/21/foodanddrink.retail
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# afaicr
they've always been pricey, and you only get 4 in a packet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I fondly remember packs of about 10 from my childhood
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# asda own brand
much nicer than the posher ones, jacobs, what do they bloody know about it, they make crackers for cheese ffs.

also, my sig is somewhat out of date
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I don't understand why they even bothered to call 'Nice' biscuits that
No one ever falls for it.
(.underwhelmed, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# A relic from days when advertising was brutally simple
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# It works on me
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Nice are nice but not a substantial biscuit
and therefore fail to impress other than when you have no other biscuits to munch.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I agree I have yet to find a biscuit that I didn't like
best dunkable biscuits are Chocolate Hobnobs - yumyum get in my tum!
Gingernuts are morish to the extreme I have to use huge amount of self-control around Gingernuts with Tea.

But my favourite is Fox's Golden Crunch and when I'm really wicked Fox's Golden Crunch Cremes
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Oh yes,
chocolate hobnobs are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# ginger nuts are rather splendid when warmed
me and my kid brother discovered this many years ago when we had a parkray fire, the coal one with the glass door that was recessed just enough to balance biscuits on.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Bourbon Biscuits!
or Cadbury's fingers (are they cool enough to be biscuits?)
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# these
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# *tries to eats*
my teef hurt
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# ha.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# wide smilies
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# *likes*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# nom
biscuits!

(.underwhelmed, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# no flys on you tonight.
your powers of recognition are without equal
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Ill take the middle one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# i like biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# correctly identified
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Give me the child.
Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Labyrinth?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# yeah
i got bored of cheddar facts

'ning all :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I'm fat now.
you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Don't bogart those biscuits my friend . . . pass them over to me . . .
munchy munchy munchy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Fucking right.
Special mention for 'Nice' biscuits for being so helpfully descriptive.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# NOMS
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I'm glad we don't live in the USA those would be Cookies
and Biscuits I think somekind of cake.

But there is nowt wrong with a good ol' fashion British Biscuit with yer cuppa - Thanks Mictoboy you ahve reminded me we have no biscuits!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I can't see the word biscuit now without thinking off the fox's advert.
With the Panda with the american accent eating bisk-wits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# i love that ad
and as a result am oft know to pronounce biscuit in a similar fashion, never buy fox's though, too bloody expensive
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Uh oh.
:)
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Killer Jammy Dodgers From Hell?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Goatse
Someone actually made these as some kind of sick tribute or something.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# so that's NOT MINCE?
*spits out*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)